Wish Corruptor

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now vader throws you to your death.

i wish i had a lightsaber.

 

[Eor]

your wish is granted, but the lightsaber is pink, and is in the form of Micheal Jackson. And its talks to you.


I wish that I had a bacon monkey.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you never feed it, so it eats itself to death.

i wish for a nice, big, juicy piece of steak right now that i can eat and that nothing bad will happen to it or me.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But the steak is really a vampire's stake, and you're a vampire, so when you eat it you get some nasty splinters in your throght and you can't suck blood for a week!

I wish that I could have a moon rock...

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but the FBI breaks into your house and confiscates it.

I wish for a robot that will do all the housework.

 

[Ocarina]

Granted, but it breaks down after a few seconds.

I wish I had psynergy powers...

 

[Him]

Granted, but after 5 uses they go nuts and turn your girlfriend into a talking (and walking) pair of pants.



I wish Shishkabobbo would just die already.

 

[flash]

granted, but his ghost will haunt you

i wish i could produce electricity

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but when you do every electronic device within one mile of you blows up.

I wish I was Immortal.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then the world blows up and your in constant pain suffocating and blowing up for all eternity.




I wish I had a bunny :D .

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's really a fluffy rat.

I wish I had 12 hearts and 63 Lungs.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then you are eaten by a mop whom, along with Bob Seger, take over the world.



I wish any of my four toilets were working... again :o :o :o :o :o

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but they're burgled.

I wish I had a #3 Pencil.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then your ***** falls off (why can't you say *****? assuming you cant.)



I wish that i had another left foot, and 3 more right ones.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but they are infected with Foot Cancer.

I wish I had a brand new Door Knob.

 

[jet]

wish granted but it's electrified

I wish i could hold my breath for a long time

 

[Him]

Granted, but you only get the ability to hold your breath after you suffocate.



I wish that is wasn't so **** hot up here (in massachusetts, near the ocean) in the summer.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but the next Ice Age would come.

I wish silver was more silverer.

 

[BlueObsidian]

Granted, but the world falls into another Ice Age.


I wish I had a large, yellow bear.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish my RPG character struck fear in all who tried to fight it.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it doesnt strike fear when they actually fight it.

i wish my apple could slice itself up for me.

 

[BlueObsidian]

granted, but you slice yourself up as well.

I wish that I was a genius.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your brain gets too big to fit into your head.

I wish I had never wished for a wish to wish wishes while
I'm wishing to wash faster.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but your done wishing

i wish i had staples to shoot

 

[choknater]

Granted, but now everyone has more staples to shoot, and now there is everlasting warfare. With staple guns.

I wish I could be a hundred fold at anything.

 

[BlueObsidian]

Granted, but everything becomes a hundred fold worse.

I wish that I was a psychopath.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now you're put in an insane asylum.

i wish it'd rain now, but not too much that it floods. havent had rain in a while...

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish I had cable internet.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but it's AOL Broadband. =P

I wish the sky was neon orange.

 

[CORY]

granted, but it's only because the sun's about to engulf us.

i wish i could kill people with my thoughts...

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you accidentally think of yourself, and therefore die.

i wish i was all-seeing.

 

[CORY]

granted, but... KUNAI IN THE EYE! NOW YOU'RE POOR AND BLIND!

i wish i had a kunai...

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... but it is microscopic

i wish i had a microscope

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's missing the lenses!

i wish my issue of pc gamer would come already.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but most of it's pages will have been ripped out by the founder of the company, George P.C. Ga'mer.

I wish I was a founder of a successful company.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, enron was succesful a few years ago,

i wish for some butane

 

[Wyld]

Granted but it explodes in your face

I wish this wish never gets corrupted

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but an alternate universe is created based upon how you wished for a wish to be corrupted. This universe takes over our universe and becomes our reality. So really, you wish for a wish to be corrupted, so your computer blows up.

I wish I could travel through time.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but as your traveling throught time you accidently travel right infront of a serial killer and are ripped limb from limb


I wish Jestek would finish are duel and i win

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you'd go back a level.

I wish HUGE was more huge