Wish Corruptor

[Lightsaberboy]

granted.....in pink!!!!

i wish my attacks didnt keep missing.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you don't do any damage

I wish everyone was azn.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then i wouldn't have anything to strive for.

i wish i could live in an anime world.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, but you are killed right away.

I wish i had some tropical sprite.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but along with it comes the deserted island

i wish i wasnt out of smokes!

 

[tissue]

You're not out of smokes, but you run out of lighters.

I wish for Chunky Monkey to hurry up and accept my challenge!

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but he idles for 3 days

i wish someone would challenge me, :[

 

[Earendil]

Granted, but he beats you.


I wish that I was a squirrel.

 

[Gligar_Man]

yeah sure, but ur a bald squirrel with bad BO and everyone tries to step on you

i wish i had more gil

 

[Mr.E]

Access... I mean, wish granted, but all Items are suddenly sold out and healing costs 1000 Gil per HP.

I wish they made B-size batteries.

 

[tissue]

They make B batteries, but Microsoft and Ford step in to do so, and completely ruin the entire battery line.

I wish the following program was true. "Microsoft Works"

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but microsoft finds some way to gay it up

i wish richard simmons would explode

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but he explodes in your face.

I wish that MMNTH showed all the time.

 

[CORY]

granted but no one will know what mmnth is so it'll be stopped in two days.

i wish i was in australia.

 

[Gligar_Man]

australia explodes, NEXT!

i wish i was an elephant

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted but you are the gay elephant from Diddy Kong Racing.

I wish I would get the credits for the next metroid game

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you get cited as the Annoying Idiot Person Who Kept On Emailing Us With Ideas.

I wish I had a really nice, hot gf.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but she's really only being nice in order to coax you into bed, where she murders you violently by pulling out a knife hidden in her... nether regions.

I wish people would use "Gender" more often than "Sex" when they refer to a person's status as a male or female.

 

[tissue]

Granted, but this starts a whole new Supreme Court fiasco and you get assassinated

I wish for a cheezit.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted, but it's limburger flavored!

I wish that I had a nice pair of pumpkins

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but they come alive and take over the world!!1

i wish for some pumpkin pie...

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, although you shall never reach the pie due to it being locked in a cage.

I wish I was a rapper with an album that just went platinum, I also wish for platinum bling-bling.

 

[flash]

granted, but a stupid little kid will rip u open and screw up the album.

i wish i could read women's minds.

 

[SamusZero]

Your wish is granted but they will know when your reading their minds and they will slap you when you try

I wish I could live forever

 

[ultravid13]

granted but women wont ever go out with u

i wish i had a lot more video games

 

[flash]

granted, but they wont work.

i wish i had x ray vision.

 

[jet]

wish granted but your a froot

I wish i could run really fast

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you go so fast you go run into a wall and die.

i wish i could run fast...but not too fast like jet..

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! but my defenition of fast means that you'll run as fast as a slug

I wish I had a pet slug...

 

[CORY]

granted, but it's one of those super poisonous sea slugs.

i wish i could crush egoes with a flick of my wrist.

 

[jet]

wish granted, but then what's an ego

I wish to stop running into wall.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you fall down a hole!

i wish i could hear as good as dogs can

 

[CORY]

granted, but then you'd go crazy from all those highpitched noises you couldn't normally hear.

i wish i could make people crazy with high pitched noises...

 

[megasonic34]

You get your wish, but the person you made crazy was your girlfriend.

I wish there was a fighting game call Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon.

 

[Masher Mario]

Your wish will be granted, but there is only one game released and you get there seconds after the first guy.

I wish I could get a Blue Dresser in Animal Crossing.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then you lose

I wish i could go to the moon

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Your wish is granted but when you reach there you realize you forgot the spacesuit.

I wish I could drive. (a car)

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but you get in an accident and die

i wish to never get hit by another car, :[

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you will never experience the joy of suing someone.

I wish I wasn't so cynical.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

granted, but then you become too happy and naive so... you.. ummmmm... die!!!

I wish I had a higher-paying job.