Wish Corruptor

[flash]

granted, but u will conatantly get mugged

i wish i could turn into a liquid

 

[choknater]

Granted, but you are a very thin liquid and you accidentally seeped down into the earth's crust and now you are stuck.

I wish I had a better computer screen than this 10-year-old one.

 

[Masher Mario]

Granted, but your computer itself is broken.

I wish so many people wouldn't hate Mario.

 

[Earendil]

Granted, but now everyone hates you.

I wish that I was a fish.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you're a tuna that gets caught and packaged in a non-dolphin safe can.

I wish you'd leggo my Eggo.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but it drops in a trash can.

I wsh I was a demon hunter

 

[BlueObsidian]

Granted, but the demon eats you.



I wish that I could stop bullets.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but the world suddenly figures out how to make laser guns.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, in a cell

i wish i was made of steel, X)

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you cant move.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Earendil]

Granted, but you're one of those cool people that everybody hates.

I wish that I was a chicken.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but everyone picks on you.

I wish I was Larry Boy

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... but he sues you for identity theft, o_O

i wish o_O was an emoticon

 

[Ryboflax]

Wish granted, but you are this one --> :******:

I wish I had a car.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but its a kia, rofl

i wish my debit card went to bill gates bank account

 

[Ryboflax]

A KIA!?!?

Granted, but Microsoft suddenly takes a turn in stocks and Compaq now leads the computer sotcks, and Bill Gates is now a hobo living in the streets of Chicago. Oops. Bad for you.


I wish that I had a magical fairy unicorn princess doll.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but now your dating richard simmons behind rip taylors back

i wish i could travel through time

 

[Ryboflax]

Granted, but you can only travel backwards.


I wish that I was the King of the Jungle.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but you accidentally kill your grandmother and the universe implodes from the paradox of you being dead because your grandmothes dead or you being alive because if you were dead then your grandmother lives so you are alive but then your grandmother is dead because you live to kill your grandmother but if you...never mind.

I wish I could have any woman I want.

EDIT:Too late for me.

 

[Ryboflax]

Granted, but it's a spell, and the spell wears off whenever you touch the skin of the woman you wanted.

I wish that life was a video game.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but you turn into an enemy in the game that the hero kills.

I wish I could have 3 more wishes.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but the 3 wishes are only allowed to grant you more wishes in a vicious cycle with you not able to wish for anything else.

I wish i was the greatest Melee player in all the land.

 

[jet]

wish granted but no one wants to play you

I wish i could drive already.

 

[Ryboflax]

Granted, but you don't have a car.


I wish that Bob Saget would die.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

granted, but then he takes you to with him due to the c4 strapped to his chest.

I wish I had 6 toes.

 

[Ryboflax]

Granted, but the extra toe is th weakest spot on your body, and if stubbed by walking in the dark, you could be hospitalized for several months or even die.


I wish that I could lose some weight.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

granted, but then you become seriously anorexic and die from lack of nutrients.

I wish I was wishing of something wishful.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you wish for your death.

I wish RHR was on AIM.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but your AIM suddenly errors and refuses to sign back on until you restart. By the time you get your computer restarted he's gone.

I wish I had... balls of brass.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but then the brass over weighs your sack and they fall out XD..

I wish my new screenname was "AlUcArDtHeChAsTe" (hint hint: That's what it is now Shish)

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but no one knows you

i wish my keyboard 'e' button wasnt rubbed off, ;_;

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but then accidently by pressing it too hard, the key breaks and you have to hit a stub every time you want to type the 'e' key.

I wish I was able to create cars through magical hands.

 

[flash]

granted, but they dont have brakes.

i wish i was 7ft tall

 

[SamusZero]

Your wish will be granted but you will always hit your head on stuff

I wish my computer was really fast

 

[flash]

granted, but its so fast it ran away from u and u couldnt catch it.

i wish i could move things with my mind

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you move your mind out!! AHHHHH

i wish somebody would fix my car for me...properly!!

 

[SamusZero]

You wish is granted but it will cost allot of money and you wont be able to afford it

I wish my stuff would never break

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but everything becomes so sturdy that even your food isn't chewable, and you die of hunger.

I wish i had a large pepsi right now.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but its flat & poisonous

i wish crickets would become extinct

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but then the grasshoppers randomly started chirping at night.

I wish I was as great as Gligar_man.