Wish Corruptor

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you wish to die.

I wish to die.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you are reincarnated as a tapeworm.

i wish for something nice and cold to drink now.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but since it is a hot day, the drink warms up in 2 minutes.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Mr.E]

Argh matey, granted, but ye fly into zee plane and get sucked through zat engine, yar!

I wish I could get me a new eyepatch because mine is sun faded, ye scurvy landlubber.

 

[jet]

wish granted but it blows up, in your eye.

I wish i had a new computer

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but it is a brand new Pentium 1 with 16 mg of RAM and 1x CD Speed with about 500megs of memory.

I wish I could fly and dodge planes at the same time.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then you run into a mountain

I wish i had psychic powers

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but your only power is always knowing where your car keys are.

I wish I wasn't so sleepless.

 

[Ryboflax]

Granted, but you fall into a sleep so deep you wake up and your summer is over.


I wish that the word "Monkey" wasn't so monkey-ish.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now it's more "simian-ish".

i wish i didn't have to go into work today...

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

i wish i could have a nice summer job.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, you work at McDonald's for minimum wages and free meals.

I wish I was strong.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but your muscles inflate so much they blow up!

I wish for world domination.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you get hitlerized.

I wish for a wish.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but then you are forced to scour this topic for the rest of your life so that you can notice that that wish was already wished for.

I wish for a kazoo.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but it's a BROKEN kazoo with ABC gum stuck on the mouthpiece of it.

I wish I could eat super-powerful ACIDS and store them inside my stomach for future barfing up onto enemies.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you kill youself when you hurl it.

i wish i had great hand-eye coordination.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, by way of your eye being fused into the palm of your hand! Whenever you try and pick up a game comtroller, you poke your eye and you drop it.

I wish the RPG battling didn't screw my computer up so quickly. =[

 

[tissue]

Granted, but just breathing on it causes it to disintegrate.

i wish for a faloffle (did i spell that right?)

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but its coverred in bird poop

i wish more people challenged me... (last night was insane)

 

[tissue]

Wish granted, except it turns out to be me and you'd have to donate me money to heal afterwards.

I wish all the Fords in the world would just blow up.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you blow up all the people with last name of "Ford" as well. =[

I wish I could find someone to bump me up to next item tier. =P

 

[tissue]

You find me. Wish is granted, but slightly corrupted.

I wish I was actually smart.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but to compensate your muscles give out and you're unable to so much as walk yourself.

I wish tissue would clean out his PM box.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but he blocks you

i wish i was lvl 58 (99% exp)

 

[tissue]

You become level 58, but a black hole erupts because I cleaned out my pm box (sorry), and kills w00t.

I wish for fertilizer.

 

[CORY]

granted, but you have to supply it yourself.

i wish i had the link for the sig pig pic.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but it the pic turns out to be in a pig porn site:freak:

I wish I was Bowser himself!

 

[jet]

wish granted but he doesn't like you and then he kills you

I wish i owned a real jet

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but its a kamikaze jet

i wish my job was more exciting

 

[Mr.E]

Granted. You become a stunt devil, and end up killing yourself when you misjudge the landing cushion jumping thirty stories out a New York scyscraper.

I wish Moltres wasn't so dang secksee.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, moltres is now gligar

i kinda wish sleeptalk was a tm in rusa, ;_;

 

[Lord Destron]

Granted, but then it explodes.

I wish I was a mage...

 

[Shy Guy]

Your wish is granted, but an angry mob of soccer moms will try to kill you because of your use of the..."Black Arts of Satan!"

I wish I had GBA SP.

 

[BlueObsidian]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, it explodes in your face, killing you, and those around you.

I wish I had more hair...

 

[Lord Destron]

Granted, but you get so much that governent officials tranqualize you and disect you, thinking that you're bigfoot

I wish I had a trillion dollars

 

[Him]

Granted, but you are banned for using your sig and are then eaten by a washing machine named Jenny.



I wish I had a pet washing machine.

 

[Lord Destron]

(Sig? What Sig?)

Granted, but then you get stuck in it and drown


I wish I was 20 feet tall...

 

[tissue]

You become ten feet tall, and have the coordination of a rock.


I wish for a candybar.

 

[Lord Destron]

Granted, but it's laced with poison.

I wish that I had hot female movie stars in my bed...