Wish Corruptor

[SeXyPoKeMoNgUrL]

Granted, but the orange juice is spoiled.

I wish I had my boyfriend here with me right now.

 

[CORY]

granted, but he decides he doesn't like people who can't read and breaks up with you.

i wish i could read.

 

[DaNuGuy]

Gee, did CORY just try to avenge my point, that I just wanted to LOOK at the juice?

Granted! But you used an embarrassing method of some sort to learn to read. You know, like in the ******** commercials? Gyahahaha! "IT WORKED FOR ME!" Kyehehehehe....

I wish we'd all just get along.

 

[CORY]

no i was subtley insulting the idiot who can't read the rules.

granted, but then the world is freaking boring because there's no hate to make things interesting so we all go back to fighting and destroy the world in a horrible, horrible nuclear apocolypse.

i wish i had some cheezy pringles...

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but they are green & taste green...

i wish i wasnt almost out of smokes!

 

[Myuutsu]

been overdone. but granted! now get lung cancer and die, filthy person

I WISH FOR MORE WISHES!

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but they dont come true

i wish all my videos were dvds

 

[DaNuGuy]

Granted......................

(You know, I don't know if I want to corrupt that wish... I kinda want that myself... the 65 Pokémon tapes I painstakingly recorded without commercials, labeled, and take care of every year (IMPORTANT, you must roll a tape from beginning to end sometimes so it doesn't stick to itself..) would certainly conserve themselves more easily as DVDs..)

...............but your VCR explodes from lack of use. Oh, and it grew legs and attached itself to your face before exploding.

That's for reminding me of the non-eternal nature of everything that is dear to everyone.



I wish for my heart's deepest desire, which I do not truly know.

 

[Mr.E]

Erm, yeah... =[

Granted, but you find out what it is and notice it's something that goes against all that your life has stood for thus far.

I wish... Lesse... Gligar_Man wasn't so st0wned all the time.

 

[CORY]

granted, but the who'd be my babbling tree hugging hippy (you gave yourself to me... don't forget that... I OWN YOU!)

i wish life would stop ****ing people over.

 

[quicky]

granted,but now all people are happy and are on a worldwide hug frenzy which literally hugs the oxigen supply of a person and kills them.


I wish there were no gravity so we could float in the air.

 

[Atsbe787]

Your wish is granted, but you will always have 6 cinder blocks tied to your legs.

I wish I had a battery recharger!

 

[Atsbe787]

Your wish is granted, but you will always have 6 cinder blocks tied to your legs.

I wish I had a PS2!

 

[tissue]

Granted, but we hear you wish for a PS too. You end up getting a PS1, which is now obsolete.

I wish for a bottle of barf.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then you spill it on yourself

I wish for a bottle of seirra mist.

 

[quicky]

granted, but now is intoxicated


I wish for countless of hot chicks.

 

[jet]

wish granted but there just baby chickens on fire.

I wish i had a endless number of beautiful women

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but they've all recently died. I guess your only option now is necrophilia...

I wish for something to eat.

 

[tissue]

You get the baby chickens on fire.

I wish for a diet coke that whistles.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you didn't specify whether it should be in a bottle or a can, so instead it's contained in an unopenable, sound-proof container that you can never drink out of.

I wish diet drinks weren't so disgusting 90% of the time.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but for the rest of your life, you were forced to drink that 90% of the diet drinks that were nasty, and never ever getting a good one.

I wish i was a Mile Tall.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you're needle thin so you can't please women either way.

i wish falco's recovery wasn't so crap.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but now he has crappy manuevers.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted, but now you'll hit your head on all the doorways.

I wish I had a can of coke

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but if you touch the can you'll get every disease known to man.

I wish I had some money.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted, but its Candian money, yah eh?

I wish Bill Gates would die.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but he dies by suicide-bombing YOU! Isn't that great?

I wish Bill Gates would declare bankrupt (Can't suicide-bomb me here, can he?)

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted, but then you get killed by swarming xbox phanboys

 

[Atsbe787]

Alright, I start a new wish.

I wish I would remember to take my sig out of these posts.

 

[MetalShade]

granted, but now you forget to post.

I wish i was older...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted but you die tommarow of old age

I wish I was going somewhere

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, you end up in hèll!

I wish my RPG character was stronger.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you are sent on a space expedition to the end of the universe that will take 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

I wish I had some regular not poisoned, not underbaked, not too hot, not sealed off so I can't eat it, pie.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted but.....I steal it from you!:hungry:

I wish I had more GC games.

 

[jet]

wish granted but i still them from you

I wish i had a gamesphere

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Ok but it doesn't work because it only exists in GameInfarcer

I wish I had an XTriangle

 

[tissue]

You get one but it slices your small intestine open.

I WISH HIM WOULD CONTINUE THE BATTLE AND CLEAN OUT HIS PM INBOX!

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, But then he gets bored of smashboards.

I wish i had a bowling ball.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but as you're holding it, you trip and fall backwards having the 14 pound ball land on your nuts.

I wish I had a nutrageous candy bar.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you become addicted to them so you gain 5,00 pounds.

I wish I had a normal life.