Wish Corruptor

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

(I sure as **** wouldnt mind having too many of those candy bars *_* *licks lips*)

Granted, but then some deranged child comes and takes that happiness away from you.

I wish I could find my toe-nail clippers

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[quicky]

granted, but now form all from all the knowlege(sp?) your head explodes.


I wish that my granfather didn't die.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you die instead

I wish I was invisible.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then everyone steps on you and runs into you.

i wish i could see dead people.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you can't see people that are living.

I wish I knew how to cook.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted, but everything you cook will taste nasty.

I wish I could place Cory in an easilly escapable and overly elaborate situation involving an exotic and unneccesarily slow death and not actually witness his death just assume it all went according to plan!

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but Cory foils your plans to build an evil frickin' empire.

I wish I had a wish that wouldn't be corrupted...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted but MY evil frickin empire someone corrupts it.

I wish Someone would throw me a frickin bone here

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but it makes you fall down a lava pit!

I wish I had a GBA.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted but every battery you put in it will die 5 seconds after turning it on.


I wish I had sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads.

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, but they eat you.

I wish I had a katana...

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but it is broken, dull, and is stuck inside its scabbard.

I wish I had a genie.

 

[SamusZero]

Granted but the genie corrupts all your wishes

I wish Shadow Chaos would stop saying lines from Austin Powers

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, But now he's gonna find a new movie to use lines from.

I wish that my wishes weren't corrupted.:D

 

[CORY]

granted, but you don't get to wish anymore.

i wish you'd stop using your sig.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Edit: Darn you Cory

Granted, but then He starts posting 3 page long posts.

I wish I wasnt beat to the punch on this topic >.<!

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now you're banned!!

i wish dinner was ready soon.

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but the food taste like Shiza.

I wish I was with my mommy.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted but now shes actually a man.

I wish life would find a way...

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Granted, but then you can't do the same.

I wish I was a pro shuffle board player.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted, but then you'll loose your legs in a freak shuffleboard incident.


I wish I wouldn't make the same mistakes again, but instead all new ones

 

[CORY]

graned, but you make the mistake of pushing that button. tsk tsk tsk, big mistake.

i wish i could push that button and not have something bad happen.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you accidently push the button next to it, sending 300 atom bombs at each country.

I wish I had a monkey with a pegleg and wings.

 

[tissue]

You get a dead monkey with a peg leg and wings.

I wish that someone would stop using their sig.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but now YOU're the one using it. Ha ha!

I wish the Super Nintendo was re-released.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but they're recalled one day after.

I wish my monkey was alive...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted but in twelve hours he will catch a spontanious disease and be wiped out.

I wish Cory was a bubble boy

 

[CORY]

granted, but now I'M EENVEENCEEBLE!

i wish more people besides shadow chaos would use me as a fall guy.

 

[Mr Freeze]

Your wish has been granted, but you just went blind, had all your limbs amputated, and was shottwice in the head. And, you have to watch "Glitter" for a full 24 hours.

I wish I had a hostess cupcake.

 

[jet]

wish granted but you can't eat it

I wish i had a sonic cheeseburger

 

[CORY]

granted, but it moves too fast for you to eat. (HAHA! PUNNY!)

i wish i could actually be punny.

 

[flash]

granted, but u get beat up all the time.

i wish i had an unlimited amount of pizza.

 

[FlameBo]

granted, but it's anchovie and 3 weeks old

I wish I had 5 billion dollars

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you can't spend it, in anyway at all(This includes the stock market).

I wish the world was cured of all diseases.

 

[DaNuGuy]

Granted. Even the weak survive. The Earth becomes overpopulated in a month. We all starve. THANK YOU.

I wish I could think up THE wish that couldn't be corrupted... wait, scratch that, I'll re-try with old reliable:

I wish for a small, transparent bottle of orange juice to look at.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted. The juice is transparent too. You CAN'T LOOK AT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had some fruit punch to drink.

 

[quicky]

granted, but now the guice punchs you.(yeah it was lame)


I wish for a puppy.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

Granted, the taxidermy will be over tommarow with your new puppy. He wont move too much though.

I wish Cory would get dumped on Jurassic Park.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. but no dinosaurs!!

i wish there were dinosaurs in it.