Wish Corruptor

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you cause a rift in the time continium and destroy all mankind!!

i wish they made a bobble head on me!

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but it has a big pimple right on the nose and everyone laughs at you.

I wish my mom actually stuck some of MY pop in the fridge to get cold.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but the fridge breaks.

I wish I could put games on my computer.(Ebay has infested it).

 

[Silvermyst]

Granted,but then your computer breaks.
I wish I owned a Kiger Mustang[its a horse].

 

[Chronos0]

Granted, but it is lifeless.

I wish I owned lots of money.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted but then you invest it all in the stock market and lose it in 4 minutes.

I wish for a movie to be made called "Pokeman versus Digiman: The Return of Charizard!!!!!!111."

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but it only comes out in Japan(unless you live in Japan).

I wish I had better self-will.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you lose all self-esteem and become depressed and commit suicide.

Banana.

I mean... I wish Slim Jims really did snap instead of being mushy and chewy.

 

[Chronos0]

Granted, but you poke your eye out.

I wish more people would click on my OUtwar secret link

 

[SamusZero]

Granted but now they taste like crap

I wish I had digital cable

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but you had to trade your TV!

I wish the summer vacations were longer.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but now that vacation is eternal, the world's population becomes a bunch of [even more] ******** twits and the human race dies out.

I wish my anime-loving friend didn't get me hooked on one of those crazy obscure Japanese anime opening theme songs.

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted. He gets you hooked on one of those crazy obscure Japanese anime closing theme songs.

I wish I had F-Zero GX.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but it's a beta version. Haha!

I wish I had Mario Kart: Double Dash.

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Granted, but Nintendo sues you for releasing the game early.

I wish I had a really powerful computer that couldn't break.

 

[Icecap]

Wish granted, however though its body is indestructible, its harddrive will be destroyed within seconds if corrupted with a virus.

I wish i had a sword.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but it's a really old plastic Ninja Turtles sword I found in my basement. Better for clubbing than cutting.

I wish I knew how to use Photoshop.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but your learning of Photoshop pushes all other knowledge out of your head and you no longer know how to use a computer at all.

I wish my mom would come home and get me some lunch, because I'm lazy and won't feed myself until 4 if not.

 

[CORY]

granted, but she feeds you old half rotten food and you don't notice it until your stomach blows up from the overload of bacteria that make it their new home.

i wish i hadn't forgotten to make a wish...

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but you'll forget to make more wishes

I wish i could master all the games i own.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you waste many years of your life doing that.

i wish my room would clean itself

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but in 3000 years.

I wish the monsters in my closet would stop making noises when I'm trying to sleep.

 

[aewjn]

Freakin' ****. I always forget to turn off my sig in this room. Stupid brain tumor.

 

[Thomsonsst]

i wish i had the new pokemon ruby now instead of release date in the uk: 25 of july

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you lose your Game Boy and all the stores are sold out.

I wish I had a magical phone.

 

[aewjn]

granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a house made of cheese. It smells wonderful

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but you're so hungry that you eat your house. Now you have no house.

I wish I was seven feet tall.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but now you are blind. All the concussions you are going to get from hitting ceilings above doors will SURELY slay you.

I wish I was healthy.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but healthy for a 9999999 year old.

I wish I had a yoyo that did the tricks for me.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it is permanently atatched to your hand.

I wish I had a TIE Fighter.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then some random rebel fighter comes along while you're flying your tie fighter around and blows you up.

i wish i had uber mind powers.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but the CIA found out, and you will be subject to intense testing. sorry


I wish I could hold a world record.

 

[Thomsonsst]

Wish granted but it is to be the worlds most annoying.

I wish for a good laptop.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you leave it alone for two seconds and it gets stolen.

I wish downloads were more reliable.

 

[Afrotaki]

Your wish is granted, but every download contains a virus now. (Thanks alot!)

I wish I had more than 3 pairs of pants.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but a Pants-Eating Monster (codenamed PEM) comes and eats your pants.

I wish I was the Wizard of Oz.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but you have to live in a deranged world with munchkins and people that melt in water.

I wish I were rich like cheeseguy.

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but it turns out i lost all my money, so you do too.

I wish I had all my money back.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but that means I have it all back, too.

I wish my rpg were a higher level.

 

[Yeroc]

Granted, but so is everyone else's.

I wish I had a guitar .