Wish Corruptor

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but you can't play it.

I wish windows software would work on a mac.

 

[Yeroc]

Granted, but you've broken a fundamental rule of the universe and you vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish there were more Hitchhiker's Guide books.

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but David Letterman writes them.

I wish I had more gil.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but now everything costs double.

I wish I had The One Ring.

 

[Yeroc]

Granted, and that's already a corrupted enough wish by itself, so no invisibility for you! MUAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a sword.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's atatched to your back.

I wish I had a watch.

 

[soccerocker9]

Granted, but it only has the second hand

I wish i could fly

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but you jump off a high cliff and die. But hey, now ur flying to heaven.

I wish for my next wish to be uncorruptable

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but since that can't happen, you die.

I wish Dark Blue was Dark Bluer.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it becomes so dark blue it looks like black.

i wish my wavebird's batteries would replace themselves

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but the batteries will always be dead.

I wish i could get off my computer.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you can't get back on.

I wish I could draw well.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but your hands will be lost to a dog.

I wish I owned all the things nessary to play games including the System, Wires, Controllers, Games, TV, and an outlet that works.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you play games so much on it, that the system overheats, the games melt, the controller's buttons malfunction, the wires overload, the TV blows up, and the outlet becomes unworkable.

I wish there was a game where Ganon was the main character.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but link shows up and kills him.

I wish I could Sprout wings like a bird and fly.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you have to overdose on LSD in order to do it.

I wish there weren't so many cop dramas and reality shows.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but now there's nothing on TV at all except static.

I wish I hadn't just lost all my gil.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now you're back to level 1.


i wish star fox 2 will be a cool game!

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but you won't be able to afford it.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Yeroc]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to control them.

I wish life didn't suck.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but now life blows.

I wish people would stop making wishes.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but now you're a hypocrite and will be attacked by an angry mob.

I wish people would stop complaining about everything.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now everyone disappears.

i wish my fraggin skills were a lot better.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish I had a rubber duckie.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but it's in a museum on Pluto.

I wish my monkey was green.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's olive green!

i wish my monkey was blue

 

[Badboy Bighead]

granted, but it wants to eat u

i wish i had a biger head

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but now your head is really big and everyone makes fun of you and then you get shipped off to a freak show and are now know as "The Melon Head."

I wish I had a potbelly pig.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it eats everything up!

i wish LXG turns out to be a good movie.

 

[soccerocker9]

granted, but they'll never show it in a theater near you

I wish i had more gil

 

[EmblemofFire]

granted but an error will wipe it all away.

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but this is your girlfriend.

I wish I always had a pen or pencil in perfect working order whenever I needed one.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you'll never need a pencil or a pen again so you're stuck with a useless writing implement for the rest of your life.

i wish i could get out of my rut in writing...

 

[Aerodynamic]

Wish granted, but every bone in your hands have been crushed to oblivion (Time to learn how to write with your feet ^__^).

I wish for world peace.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted, but we all move to another galaxy and fight in the space station.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Pyro Climbers]

Your wish has been granted, but now you can't walk or swim.

I wish I had SSB3.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Wish granted, but you are no longer able to play ANY gamecube consoles.

I wish I was able to die

 

[Omnigamer]

Wish Granted. You are now able to die... A hitman will be sent to your residence within 24 hours. Have a nice day.

I wish I had a faster modem.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but now your modem will also download viruses and trojans faster. Enjoy!

I wish all hookers were disease-free.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but now they cost twice as much!

i wish my car had gas.