Wish Corruptor

[dada101]

wish granted but gameboy advanced has stopped being made including all of its games.

i wish i had a million bucks

 

[jet]

what no wish? your dead :D

I wish i hadn't killed someone...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

granted, but I just lied.

I wish I were the worlds most unluckiest person

 

[choknater]

Wish granted, so there is no need for corruption. But since it's part of the rules... ... A gigantic volcano just instanly formed beneath your feet and you were incinerated by the force of the lava just bursting about your body without even God's control.

I wish I could be as handsome as .

 

[jet]

wish granted but now you turn into a smilie.

I wish i could date kelly hu...

 

[dada101]

wish granted but she turned out to be a man

I wish i was the strongest man in the world

 

[kupo]

Granted, but people of the world will know your weaknesses...

I wish I was Death...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Granted, but only your name was changed to death.

I wish I could make good banners again... and i wish shishkabob wouldn't keep criticizing every banner I make...

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but someone else will start critizing your banners.

I wish to rule the world

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but it's the wonderful world of Teletubbies.

I wish I knew how to count to 1.

 

[jet]

wish granted but that's the only thing you know

I wish there was a world in which superheroes and supervillians thrived in.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but then everyone started wearing tights and saying lame catch phrases

I wish i was as funny as Mike Myers

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted but you lose your voice.

I wish I knew how to light matches without eating them.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but now everyone eats them and your deemed as "not cool."

I wish I owned the nicest car in the world...

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted but it overheats and you go bye-bye down the cliff.

I wish I had infinite wishes so I could keep on wishin.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but all your wishes must be about pencils

I wish i had the best computer ever made...

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted but it crashes.

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

 

[dada101]

wish granted but work and school are doubled

I wish i was the most famous rock star ever

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted but none of your stuff sells and you become broke.

I wish glass was made of iron.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but then the iron rusts

I wish that i was as fast as sonic the hedghog

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but you will keep running into walls.

I wish I had a personal item shop!

 

[dada101]

wish granted but there are no items

I wish i was the highest lvl in this rpg

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but no one would bother to play against you.

I wish that I had magic powers

 

[dada101]

wish granted but the only magical thing you can do is make people turn into a frog
I wish i was the best SSMB player ever

 

[jet]

wish granted but your the best at Super Smelly Melee Brothers

I wish my dog was a puppy.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but your puppy runs away ):

I wish i had ssbm online

 

[jet]

wish granted but then i stole it

I wish gamecube ruled all

 

[Badboy Bighead]

granted, but gamecube happened to be the name of the person you hate the most

i wish i had the strongest RPG char, and every other char would bow down to me

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you wouldn't have any challenge, and it wouldn't be fun.

I wish I hadn't let my friend borrow Melee.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but he borrowed your gamecube

I wish i had a gamecube nexus

 

[Falcon4344]

Wish granted but it will blow up.

I wish that people would stop buying porn

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but now there are no more women

I wish I was just like Neo

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you're a fictional character who can only do stuff on movie and tv screens.

i wish i wasn't so tired...

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now you'll never go to sleep ever again!

i wish i could go to sleep now.

 

[aewjn]

Granted. Now you'll never awake!

I wish the Marathon was 26 miles long.

 

[jet]

wish granted and you get to run it

I wish i had a batter computer

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, you have a computer made out of fish batter.

I wish I knew how to build a nuclear missle.

 

[aewjn]

Granted but you die without building it since you didn't have the materials.

I wish the sun was my son, not my uncle.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but your son never talks to you again

I wish i had a subway sandwich

 

[aewjn]

Granted but its a sandwich made out of subways

I wish I had a gasalator with everything.