Wish Corruptor

[Falcon4344]

Wish granted but it will disapear in your sleep.

I wish that all my friends became intelligent

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted, but now they're all smarter than you.

I wish Moses knew how to fight.

 

[dada101]

wish granted but then he starts to fight you

I wish humans were the fastest mammals

 

[tissue]

They become the fastest mammals, but this causes extinction for every other mammal which in turn messes up the food chain which in turn destroys life as we know it, and all we can do is get killed by the super fast non-mammals.

I wish for a corn dog.

 

[Thomsonsst]

Granted, but it will give you food poisoning.

I wish for more blue tack.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then you forget what you wanted it for so now you just have bunch of the stuff lying around for no reason.

i wish i wasn't so lonely...

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but now you have people calling you up 24/7.

I wish there was more mozzerela cheeze in the freezer ....

 

[Mr Freeze]

Granted, but now you will ahve to put the cheese on your body and let Cory lick it off you.


I wish Tales of Symphonia was release tomorrow.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but it sucks since it's released earlier than it was supposed to.

I wish the Matrix Reloaded didn't suck.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but Matrix Revolution will

I wish i could find out what the fourth dimensions really is

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but you will die right afterwards and be deprived of the chance to tell of your discovery. Have fun!

I wish all Pop-ups were eliminated.

 

[tissue]

they are, but the site charges you 1000 dollars a month in upkeep.

I wish that people knew that the fourth dimension was time.

 

[Pyro Climbers]

granted but you still can't travel through it.

I wish that Nintendo had Rare back.

 

[aewjn]

Wish granted but Rare has become lazy and makes Lanky Kong 64.

I wish this Broadband modem wouldn't keep shutting down every 10 minutes so I could go on the internet with PEACE!!!

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but now your computer will shutdown every 10 minutes.

I wish that I could enslave everyone with mind control

 

[CORY]

granted, but now that everyone does what you want due to the mind control, you get bored and decide to free everyone.

i wish i could smash today.

 

[dada101]

wish granted but you play against a lvl 1 comp and dont even win a life off of it


I wish i was a famous actor

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but that famous actor is Chris Farley.

I wish Animal Crossing had a real time fighting system. Those villagers can be real azzholes.:D

 

[dada101]

wish granted but you are taken to jail for murder

I wish i was made into a cartoon like the simpsons....

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but it's actually you that is the cartoon, and you get cancelled due to bad ratings.

I wish people in general were smarter.

 

[dada101]

wish granted but everyone becomes smarter than you

I wish that fast food was good for you

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but now everything that was nutritious is now lethally poisonous.

I wish everyone had a nuclear family.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but now they explode and everyone dies.

I wish markers were lolypops.

 

[jet]

wish granted but there marker flavored lollipops

I wish i had my computer back.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but it is in a state of disrepair!

I wish the the rainforest wouldn't get cut down.

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted they wont cut down rainforests they will cut down houses.

I wish for more gil

 

[Mr Freeze]

Granted, but you'll be forced to give it to charity.

I wish Enter the Matrix didn't suck.

 

[dada101]

Wish granted but Matrix Reloaded will suck


I wish i was lvl 99 in this rpg

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you will never be able to earn more gil.

I wish I had some grenades.

 

[jet]

wish granted but thurr fake

I wish i was a 9th degree blackbelt

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but someone kills you with a gun

I wish that I had a mysterious box

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but it will eat your face later.

I wish that my life was perfect.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but you get hit by a meteor whenever you leave any building.

I wish I could manipulate time.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then God stopped you

I wish mutants (x-men) were real.

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but you met Sabertooth in a Dark alley and he killed you.

I wish Tom Clancys Splinter Cell wasnt so hard.

 

[Kool-aid]

granted but you will lose all interest in the game and then it will EXPLODE.

I wish I could rule the world.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you suck as a ruler and get overthrown.

i wish for a turkey sandwich now, with crusts cut, mayo, tomatoes, and pickles...

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but the turkey..... is DRY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a Genie...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but he doesnt like you so when u make a wish he does the same thing as the ppl on here.

I wish that i could have a fighter jet, preferably an F-22.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but once you're in the air you don't know how to land.

I wish people didn't get married so much.