Wish Corruptor

[aewjn]

Granted, but it's from the school cafetaria.

I wish it was time to do something.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you don't have anything to do.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but its a bad luck cookie so you have eternal bad luck

I wish that my little brother would stop bothering me.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, now your mother is nagging at you to do chores

I wish i had 3 dollars

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but it's a three-dollar bill with Carrot Top's face on it, so it's not legal tender.

I wish I had all pay-per-view and movie channels for free for a lifetime.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but all those channels go out of business from the humongous loss of money caused by you.

I wish I had an apple.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but you dont know where the apple came from

I wish i had super skills in smash bros, and super challenges, without no one dying, or having aids

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but the game disc gets horribly scratched, and you can't get a new one.

I wish my computer was brand-new.

 

[Thomsonsst]

Granted but it stops working after 5 minutes.

I wish there were action replay cheat cartridges for GBA in Glasgow Airport.

 

[Atsbe787]

Granted, but all they do is change the name of the main character to Fred. Yes, ALL OF THEM.

I wish that the person under me would get their wish corrupted.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, not specifiying which person under, me its not me, but the next.

I wish i had kool metal stuff on my pants

 

[Fox 2k3]

Granted, but when you travel you 'll get noticed on the metal detectors.

I wish I could sleep with Trish Stratus

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but you sleep with her 45 years later when shes very old (lol, sorry)

I wish i could travel to arizona

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you get lost in the desert and die.

I wish I was the funniest person in the world.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you become blind and deaf.

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer weiner.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but the literaly, you get OSCAr myers Weiner (the dude)

I wish i wasnt blind of deaf

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but now your eyes are blinded by light, and it's too loud for you to think.

I wish I had Soul Calibur II.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but the copy you get is screwed up, and when you go exchange, they dont have anymore. Then when you hope they get more, the game gets taken off the market cause none of them worked.

I wish i had common sense

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you're still an idiot.

I wish my computer would play Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. but uh....oh i think that's a big enough corruption as it is, playing roller coaster tycoon 2 *shudders at thought*

i wish star wars kid gets to be in episode 3.....

 

[Fox 2k3]

Granted...He will be killed in the first scene

I wish I could create a videogame

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but its called Purple Monkey Dish Water, and it has the crapiest graphixs ever in a game, so a person looks like a big colored square, and the controls are so stupid even you dont want to play it.

I wish that my cat would eat the squirle that keeps runing around outside and leaving "presents" on my parent's car.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, you cat eats the squirrel, but to avenge the squirrels death, many more squirrels come out and kill your cat and leave more presents than ever before.

I wish i could get off the computer so i dont see my wish get corrupted

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Wish granted, but you will suffer a different corruption other than seeing this, you find out you have carpel tunnel from being on the computer too much going clicky, clicky, typey, typey...

I wish time would go faster so I could get Mario Kart: Double Dash!! soon!

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, mario kart comes out, but when you pick it up, you slip and break your hands in a horrible way where they cant be fixed, and you can never ever play video games again.

I wish I had FZERO in a combination of of being invincible so i dont die in some stupid manner

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Wish Granted, but you will age 5 times faster!

I wish I didn't have to breathe!

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Wish granted, as if you didnt say where, i took it as in land, you now have gills and i will throw you in the water with the other fish.

I wish i had chicken

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Good One

Wish Granted, you now have chicken attached to your body, as if you didn't say where...

I wish I had wings...on my back....2 of them, made of feathers.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, you have wings on your back with feathers, on the off side where you have chickens attached to your wings and wolves in your pants.

I wish i had a cooked ham

 

[choknater]

Granted, but the cooked ham enters your stomach, but doesn't get incinerated by the malicious gastric juices. Instead, it eats away your soul.

I wish I was a powerful soul-eating demon.

 

[MassChaos]

Wish granted, but you will only eat pitiful souls.

I wish i was Anubis

 

[choknater]

Wish granted, but the army of the underworld revolts against your face of a vicious jackal and eyes filled with malice.

I wish I was pure malice.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted but eventually ur malice will wear off and you'll be pure love.
I wish could breathe underwater

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you're now a sea cucumber.

I wish I could feel no pain.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you have no sense of smell.

I wish i had neverending life.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but the Earth blows up, and you're stranded in space.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

You forgot what to wish for

I wish i had super kicking abilities without losing anybody parts.....and have a lifespan of 3 hours

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but you get into a fight and sprain both ankles and they beat you untill the three hours is up.

I wish I could read minds

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you can only read minds when you get lung cancer.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Samus_Man1]

granted but you will still look like you're getting, but can never die

I wish for 50 pizzas