Wish Corruptor

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but the flies would suck your brain out of it.

I wish for the most comfortable bed.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, (i filled it with spiders)

I wish ..... um..... i wish.... i had money

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you already have money

I wish for World Chaos

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but the Antichrist shows up and brings world peace.

I wish for more stamina.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it will only last for one day after you'll be totally in low stamina. Leaving your body completely useless.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you can only read minds when the person is thinking something bad about you.

I wish I had a printer.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but the only ink it can use is your own blood.

I wish I had a vicious trophy with eyes of malice that can annihilate me silly.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, knowing you said alot of stuff, you will also get another trophy that will let you um...live??? (i dont know what else to put)

I wish i had a fountain ink pen

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but the ink will get all over you.

I wish I was drinking Lon Lon Milk

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but you dont know how lon lon made it and processed it (eww)

I wish i could get my pants dry cleaned.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but a hobo will steal them.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you don't have a choice.

I wish I had an Arwing.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it's a broken down one.

I wish I wasn't busy.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but then you get so bored from doing nothing that you go insane and everyone laughs at you.

I wish that i had a Snickers bar, king size!:D

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it would be poisoned.

I wish I was invincible!

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, you are also now a midgit with a deformed arm and horrible looks, and no one loves you.

I wish i had another wish.

 

[Eor]

Granted, Except we used ur wishes so that they made me rich and powerfull, and u my mindless slave.


I wish i had a wish that couldnt be corupted.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it's a useless wish.

I wish i was a snake.

 

[aewjn]

Granted. Now you're one of Michael Jackson's pet snakes. Have fun in bed tonight.

I wish Michael Jackson was a man so he can suck my ****.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but Michal Jackson is already a man. So your wish is useless.

I wish I was Invisible!

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you have to be naked to be completely invisible, and you will become visible at random times.

I wish I knew where to look for Mars this month.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but their the candy Mars, not the planet, which is what you wanted.

I wish I knew how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

[choknater]

Wish granted, but someday you will regret this for now you have a boil under your foot.

I wish I had a place for my head.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it's in a trash can.

I wish there weren't any glitches in any game.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you're one of them.

I wish the World was Square.

 

[choknater]

Granted but a square is a two dimensional figure. Without the third and fourth dimensions, it won't exist. All humans can only live on Earth, but since the Earth no longer exists, humans no longer exist. But I am human, smashboards can only be accessed by humans, and only humans can post. Therefore, this post does not exist.
Paradox.

I wish there was no such thing as a paradox.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but now everyone's back to arguing about how many angels can fit on the head of a pin.

I wish I knew half of the people on my MSN contacts list.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but your MSN has a virus.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Samus_Man1]

Granted but it breaks the first time you swing it

I wish my dog was alive

 

[Eor]

Granted, but now hes insane, and he will rip ur testicles off.

I wish i could see ROTK now.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but THE KING HASN'T RETURNED YET.

I wish I could jump down from the Heavens.

 

[Samus_Man1]

Granted but you don't have a parashute

I wish i didn't have to go to school :D

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you are now homeschooled. What a nerd.

I wish Knights of the Old Republic was out on GameCube.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but now you cant stop playing it and you have to play it all of your life and you cant stop to eat, drink, or even to take a dump!

I wish that my can of soda would never empty, so i would never have to go get a refill.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Granted, but it is refilled with sulphuric acid and it ruins your neck.

I wish I were the Pope.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but then you fart during mass and everyone thinks you're a jolly old poopoo.

I wish mama could wipe my fanny and clean it all night long.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but she's dead.

I wish I could stretch my Arm.

 

[aewjn]

Granted but your arm gives you a spanking for acting like a meatball with gravy on it.

I wish I knew how to jump when I could jump with time and apples.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you will forget what you just learned right after you learned it.

I wish I could learn how to breakdance.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but you break your leg while dancing.

I wish I could be the master of myself, not Kaptain Karry.