Wish Corruptor

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you'll duplicate and look like an Alien.

I wish I could make galaxies.

 

[Impmacaque]

Granted but every time you create a Galaxy it is a small lego replica with no apparent worth!

I wish I had my own car with a custom paint job....

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but the car is custom painted by the teletubbies, who put flowers all over it and the words "Look at me, I'm gay!" on it.

I wish Kirby knew how to do the hokey pokey.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but now Kirby has long arms, and he has lost his popularity instantly since your wish was granted.

I wish I could have a Masamune.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but I don't know what that is.

I Wish I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but each time you do that, your eyes hurt so bad that you will never do it again...if you do

I wish i had 20.5 million candy bars to throw at old ppl.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Granted, but all the 20.5 million people will come chasing after you with very sharp knfies in their hands shouting, "Come back here you &*$#%!!!".

I wish I could tell what people are thinking about.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you go crazy from all the thoughts.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Granted, but your new super fast computer blows up in your face and kills you.

I wish bad things would never happen to me.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it will only last for 10 seconds afterwards you will be washed away with bad luck.

I wish that Nintendo never stops making games.

 

[Samus_Man1]

Granted but, thay gradually get worse and worse

i wish i had meat vision

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, your eyes turn into meatballs in the process and you eat them by accident.

I wish that this wish doesnt get corrupted.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but you wished for nothing.

I wish sony had some ash.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but the ash is pink, instead of grey.

I wish i had some money to go to the arcade with.

 

[aewjn]

granted but it's a cheesey arcade, with only one game, called roll up those socks.

i wish marmalade wasn't so spicy.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it tastes like crap.

I wish I was drinking Lon Lon Milk.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but you see those pink hearts at the top left of your vision? Yeah, every time you get hurt some pieces will fall off. If all the hearts disappear, you die. But the thing is, there's a lot of stuff out there that can hurt you, because now there is some huge guy with a sword and orange hair chasing after that symbol on the back of your hand.

If I could eat that lightbulb at the top of my post...

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, you ate it, and it tasted good (wait, its supposed to be bad) ermmm, um, it was also very spicy.

I wish i could go to the movies today

 

[RichBrown]

granted, but ur going to see "the wiggles meet barney".


i wish that zoot would let me into the back room.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but he gets banned for letting you in and tries to kill himself but fails because his newfound hatred for you won't let him die. Glad I'm not you.:D

I wish I was so tough that I could rip a phonebook in half with my eyelids.

 

[RichBrown]

1300 post of the game! HOO HA!

granted, but you go blind from excessive phone book ripping using eyelid runs.

i wish that i was the best at basketball

 

[link 2003]

your wish is granted, but you now only have one leg

i wish i could hang out with link for a day

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but then you'll be stuck in his game FOREVER.

I Wish I could Travel in Time.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you get stranded in a time unknown to you.

I wish I lived in chaos.

 

[choknater]

Granted, now you live in entropy. No need for corruption. But since so many want me to corrupt it, then I shall do it like so:

The chaos that you are in right now is HEL.... no, I shouldn't finish, it's too harsh.

I wish I could pwn the next poster's wish.

 

[Impmacaque]

Granted, unfortunately I was about to wish for a Dress and Matching bow, but if it means so much to you, you can have it!

I wish I could make money appear out of my pocket whenever I wanted it to......

 

[link 2003]

Your wish comes true, but you can only get 50 cents a day

I wish that i worked at nintendo of america as a video game tester

 

[Mesmerize]

Your wish has come true, you've been hired to work non-stop testing Nintendo's most "innovative" product; four way Pacman.

I wish I had 3 more wishes....

 

[aewjn]

granted but you can't use them.

i wish dragons had pony faces and rainbow butts

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but now everyone thinks that dragons are totally uncool and nobody ever mentions them again.

I wish I knew about every major event in history.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but then you go back in time and relive such events as the civil war, where you get ***** by abe lincoln and his son, nickole

I wish panties were blue and red with green stripes

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you won't see them because now all girls will have force fields keeping you away from them.

I Wish I could have Physic Powers.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but they are weak!

I wish I was a :D

 

[Mesmerize]

Your wish has been granted, but since nobody knew what you wanted to become, we've made you a pile of cow dung.

I wish I was big and strong like my mommy!

 

[aewjn]

granted but in the privates

i wish mommy was a boy named john

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Er...Granted, but your were never born and spamming would cease because your mommy is a "little boy".

I wish I could be immortal.

 

[aewjn]

granted but you can't move becauze zeus paralyzed you.

I wish lakes were orange so i could bathe in the sun

 

[link 2003]

wish granted, but the lakes were made orange by a mix of pee and diarea

A) Spell diarrhea right.
B) Never post the word diarrhea in this room. Ever.

i wish i could have super powers like superman

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Granted, but are are also weak to Kryptonite and therefore you will live in a planet made out of Kryptonite!

I wish the next posters wish that begins with an "a" suffers a horrible death.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but the poster will never come.

I wish school wasn't so boring.