Wish Corruptor

Mesmerize · Aug 18, 2003

Your wish has been granted, not only is school boring, but it's now boring and pointless! What a deal...

I wish I were a master of every type of martial arts...

Evil Sacrafice · Aug 19, 2003

Wish granted, and you get shot in the near future.

I wish tomorrow goes great

paperboy · Aug 19, 2003

Your wish is granted, but the rest of your life will be ****

I wish this wish won't get corrupted:D

Cerebrate · Aug 19, 2003

Granted, but so many people have made that wish already that it doesn't mean anything anymore.

I wish for a bag of Cheetos.

paperboy · Aug 19, 2003

Awww, I didn't bother to read anything, so I didn't know that it's been used so many times. Anyway, your wish is granted but now you can't eat anything ever again.

I wish I was King of the World (it's probably been used already, and if it is, I'm sorry. I don't feel like going through 70 pages just for a wish :crazy:

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MetalShade · Aug 20, 2003

Granted, but I don't know what the world is so you get to rule over this apple!

I wish there was a second season or movie of FLCL

RichBrown · Aug 20, 2003

there is an FCFL movie, but it stands for fighting cats fight lambs.

i wish that there was world peace!

DukieMan1223 · Aug 21, 2003

Your wish is granted, but the world is taken over by a hostile race walking chairs.

Aurora Grid · Aug 21, 2003

Originally posted by DukieMan1223
Your wish is granted, but the world is taken over by a hostile race walking chairs.

Ummm... After you corrupt a wish you're supposed to make another wish. Since you haven't done that I'll do it.

I wish I lived in a Beach.

choknater · Aug 21, 2003

Wish granted. Oh, look over there. Pirahnas. In salt water? Oh, those aren't pirahnas. Those are evil fish demons.

I wish I could trust in an evil person.

Badboy Bighead · Aug 21, 2003

Granted, except I'm not really a genie!!! Pfft. [/lame]

I wish that dukieman got his arse banned so I could laff my butt off.

link 2003 · Aug 21, 2003

Granted, but you will never get your butt back

I wish I was CEO of Nintendo of America

Atsbe787 · Aug 22, 2003

Granted, your the Cranberry Empire Owner of Nintendo!

I wish I had a laptop.

GoldShadow · Aug 24, 2003

Your wish is granted, but it's made of cardboard.

I wish I owned a planet...

Cerebrate · Aug 24, 2003

Granted, but that planet is Pluto and it crashes into Neptune, and you don't have insurance because it costs $20 billion.

I wish for that Sonic Mega Collection game.

link 2003 · Aug 24, 2003

Granted, you now have a collection of sonic photos!

I wish i could walk with link (from legend of zelda, of course)

PsiFlameMaster · Aug 25, 2003

granted, but right b4 the walk you have to have ur legs amputated, so u cant walk!

I wish I had a forbidden dount.

DukieMan1223 · Aug 25, 2003

Your wish is granted, but you may not eat it seeing as it is forbidden.

I wish i had had an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Cerebrate · Aug 26, 2003

Granted, but it contains a horrible-tasting pill because it was intended for a dog.

I wish for some honey.

GoldShadow · Aug 29, 2003

Granted, but a giant swarm of mutant bees attacks you, and then you are eaten by a 3-ton bear.

I wish SpiderMan was an ape.

DukieMan1223 · Aug 29, 2003

Your wish is granted, but he unintrerested in crime-fighting and just eats bananas all day.

I wish I was a ninja.

ganondorf_rules · Aug 30, 2003

Your wish is granted, but you forgot how to run.

I wish I could make awesome banners.

RichBrown · Aug 30, 2003

granted, but you drive mathias and other banner makers out of business and they gather together and kill you.

i wish that i had a custom avatar

paperboy · Aug 31, 2003

Granted, but you just got banned

I wish I was the owner and maker of Homestarrunner.com

MassChaos · Sep 1, 2003

Granted, but it was shut down due to bad profits.

I wish I could be in a riot.

GoldShadow · Sep 1, 2003

Granted, but the riot gets so out of control that the police set everybody on fire, including you!

I wish that I was an immortal super strong person who did not have any deformities, weaknesses, could not feel pain, had no missing body parts, and this would last forever, and there was nothing to stop, chain, imprison me!

(I'm trying to test the limits of "wish uncorruptability)

paperboy · Sep 1, 2003

Granted, but now the earth just blew up, and there are no other life forms in the entire universe so you just float around helplessly for the rest of eternity.

I wish that I had a better cell phone

Ticadrius · Sep 1, 2003

Granted, but with all the added features and electricity it draws, you are struck by lightning.

I wish that I could go to a Less Than Jake concert.

DukieMan1223 · Sep 1, 2003

Your wish is my command. *woosh* But Less than Jake broke up and their will be no more concerts.

I wish I had a genie that would grant all my wishes.

Cerebrate · Sep 3, 2003

Granted, but it also corrupts all of your wishes.

I wish I could meet Cliff.

PsiFlameMaster · Sep 6, 2003

granted, but he finds you tasty and eats you.

I wish i had a pancake.

DukieMan1223 · Sep 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but you drop on the floor and when you pick it up a human finger is attached to it.

I wish I coined the term "jk lol."

sigs are evil

PsiFlameMaster · Sep 7, 2003

granted, but then your head is shaped like those words and everyone laughs at you.

I wish I could do anything in the world I want.

NinjaX · Sep 7, 2003

Granted, but since you want to do anything in the world you want, you go to the center of the earth and melt.

I wish I had a dog with a big *** full of chocolate and whenever I get hungry I can ask politely and he'd poop it out.

"Hershey's, please."

paperboy · Sep 7, 2003

Granted, but everytime you eat the chocolate you gain five hundred pounds and eventually die

I wish I was in the 70's

bonehead · Sep 7, 2003

Granted, but in the 70s you go back in time and you become a baby, and then you go even more and not even born! You aren't in the 70s at all! Unless you are an old man!

I wish I never had to take a shower! I would be clean for the rest of my life. Yay for me!

PsiFlameMaster · Sep 13, 2003

granted, but to achieve this, you put a super cleaning satilite in orbit but it goes into super-hyper mode and gets so strong it burns your clothes off like in Dexter's Laboratory.

I wish my watch kept perfect time.

-=Marth_n_Roy=- · Sep 13, 2003

Granted u get cash to buy an Atomic watch. just stay 1000000000 feet away from me when u turn it on

i want SWF

SabreAnt · Sep 16, 2003

Granted, but what would you do with it? Maintaining it would require you to be proffiecient with CGI/PHP, Javascript, and CSS. You still with me here?

I wish I was a sexy woman for a day.

Bahamut · Sep 16, 2003

Granted, but you are on the heaviest day of your period, so it's pretty disgusting and painful.

I wish I could use the Force.

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