Wish Corruptor

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you can only eat 50 pizzas when you are 1 second away from your death.

I wish for Infinite Money

 

[MetalShade]

Granted but its from Iraq and they not happy that you have their money :D

I wish for the best computer ever made.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but any computer company can't do a perfect computer they can only do computers with 10 pop ups each minute.

I wish for the perfect look

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it's a perfect look of MALICE!

I wish I was a supersayin

 

[Samus_Man1]

Granted but since you are a supersayin super strong bad guys will attack you now

i wish i had Samus's armor and weapons

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it wouldn't fit on you

I wish I could fly.

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, but you can only fly for 1 nanosecond.

I wish that Bill gates gave me $10,000

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but then Bill Gates orders a Mafia hit on you.

I wish I owned my own hawaii sized island in the middle of a calm ocean where I could make a country.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Grantes but a Tidal Wave would sink the Island within 1 day.

I wish for I was the Cleanest Person on earth.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you are such a neat freak that you've been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I wish my watch had a new crystal.

 

[RichBrown]

you have a crystal but it is radioactive and kills you


i wish i had soul calibur 2 NOW

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but no one would like to give you such thing.

I wish I had my own nintendo game.

 

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but it's Glover for Nintendo 64. Enjoy! :D

I wish I didn't have homework over the summer...

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you have no summer.

I wish my cat would stop trying to kill me.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it will stuck it's claws at you neck before it stops.

I wish I didn't need oxygen, food or water to live.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted. Now you're just really hungry and thirsty all the time.

I wish I had a talking hamster that ate Xboxes.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but he will only ate boxes that look like X.

I wish i lived in the amazon

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but there are no super-fine Amazon women around to make sweet love to. However, there are plants that make you see fire upon contact and bugs that burrow into your skin, so you won't even miss the Amazon women!

I wish I hadn't stepped on my glasses last night.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted. You stepped on them when you woke up this morning.

I wish school didn't start this Wednesday.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it starts this Monday.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[aewjn]

Granted, but since so many other people had that wish the value of money drops to one cent per a million dollars. Thus, you have the equivalent of a cent.

I wish schools could fly and then I could drop out and land safely, and then the school flies into the sun.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but theres is no sun anymore someone ate it and called it a spicy meatball.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the world

 

[Falcon4344]

Granted but your brain exploded because of the knowledge overload.

I wish I knew how throw shadowballs.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but the shadow balls are weak and only go 3 feet.

I wish i had 5000 gil.

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

Granted, but I will now steal it from you.

I wish the Koopa Kids (the original 7) would be playable characters in the next Smash Bros. game.

 

[The Evil Sausage]

Wish granted, but you will have nightmares of me killing you.


I wish I could win every yu-gi-oh deul.

 

[RichBrown]

1100 post!

granted, but you just use the same move over and over which a duel become dull.

i wish i could attend the TG tournaments...

 

[DaNuGuy]

Granted, really. You'll be attending the next Tada!ButtholeOrgy GoNowForGreatJoy tournament in Korea. HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY.

I wish I had a medium-sized bottle of...... LEMONADE..... to look at... no, scratch that, I wish I wasn't such a *****, trying to pick uncorruptible wishes.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you are unsuccesful.

I wish I was a powerful warrior.

 

[aewjn]

Granted but your name is Link and no one takes you seriosly.

I wish my hankie had hearts so I can eat them.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but they explode in your stomach and you die.

I wish I had a hundred trillion dollars!

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but the Mafia would steal it from you

I wish for nothing. nothing at all.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but now you don't have air. Goodbye.

I wish I had Roller Coaster Tycoon.

 

[King Genius XIII]

You get Roller Coaster Tycoon, but it doesn't work on your computer and it makes you saddily-sad.

I wish Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 were real...

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but it's just a bottle of shampoo and not an actual character.

I wish I had a bumper sticker that says "Jesus Hates Republicans" like the one at Something Awful.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but they will never be avaible.

I wish I had a Theme Park

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but all the rides will be broken down.

I wish I was Abraham Lincoln.

 

[aewjn]

Granted but you get assassinated as soon as you become him.

I wish the sun could live for 80 years.

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Granted, but my next wish is for your wish not to work.

I wish that the sun will live 90 years

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Granted, but for 90 years, it will stalk you and give you sunburn wherever you go.

I wish that my head became smaller.