Wish Corruptor

[Afrotaki]

Granted, but your car gets stolen...

I wish pencils sharpened themselves.

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but they attack you.

Why?

 

[Badboy Bighead]

cheeseguy u forgot to wish so i'll do it for you

i wish i was a tree

 

[soccerocker9]

Granted, but a bunch of teenagers set you ablaze for the heck of it

I wish i had more wishes

 

[Thomsonsst]

granted but you get carved to a human.

I wish my flamer was level 100 and i had maximum gil

(Darn was for the post before)

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but you get banned.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[soccerocker9]

granted, but it has anchovies =P

i wish the next person didn't make a wish...

 

[Silvermyst]

Granted,then this game sinks into nothingness,because of lack of posts.
I wish I could draw awesome on the computer,and have a good image host.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted, but all the computers in the world will be destroyed.
I wish I was immortal.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but you shrivel into nothing cause u forgot to ask for youth.

I wish I could have instant transmission.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted but you can'y go any farther than a foot around you.

I wish I had a gamecube that can't be destroyed.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but u own broken wires that cant even plug in.

I wish i cant die and forever stay youthful.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted, but you will be forever miserable and live in space when the earth is destroyed.

I wish I can use powers in Yu-Yu Hakusho and DBZ and are not weak.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you are kidnapped by the government and forced to live in experimentation until they decide to kill you.

I wish I understood every aspect of Evangelion perfectly.

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but then the show gets cancelled.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

 

[jet]

Wish granted but then i eat you :hungry:

I wish there was a new smash bros already

 

[soccerocker9]

granted, but you get eaten

I wish for BLUE HAIR

 

[jet]

granted but now your an oopma loompa

I wish i had killed osama when i had the chance

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted but Suddam Hussein killed you.
I wish Link was real and was Invincible.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted but Suddam Hussein killed you.
I wish Link was real and was Invincible.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted but Suddam Hussein killed you.
I wish Link was real and was Invincible.

 

[Thomsonsst]

granted but he isnt invincible.

i wish for a new hover skateboard

 

[aewjn]

Granted but it hovers an inch below the ground.

I wish oompa loompas would stop eating me.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but now Willy Wonka will eat you.

I wish I could live in space without breateing

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but you can't get back down. You freeze to death.

I wish I had a Windows emulator on my Mac.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but the mac wont boot up.

I wish I CAN DIE ALREADY!

 

[cheeseguy]

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish I had a soda.

 

[Samus-Metroid]

Granted, but its prune soda.

I wish i was the guy of steel.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Granted but you rust and get stuck in place like a statue.

I wish I could beat any game in the world.

 

[sharkboy013]

It will be so, (granted.), but all of your fingers will fall off.

I wish I had a 2 liter of Vanilla Coke right now.

 

[jet]

wish granted but it turns into cherry coke

I wish i had a sonic hamburger

 

[sharkboy013]

It shall be so, but sonic will fly by, and steal the sonic hamburger then.

I wish I had a GBA SP.

 

[jet]

wish granted but it's a gameboy for SPecial people

I wish i had the game boy player

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you realize that you might as well be playing SNES.

I wish my sister and I had something in common.

 

[soccerocker9]

granted but you turn into an exact duplicate of her

I wish for a nickel

 

[Icecap]

Wish granted, but it's bent...

I wish I had some Play-Doh.

 

[Dark Fire Dragon]

Wish granted, but it will all dry up.
I wish all my toys would come to life.

 

[Pyro Climbers]

granted, but now you are their toy.

I wish Rare would come back to Nintendo, and all Xboxes would explode.

 

[jet]

wish granted, i'm sorry i just can't corrupt that

I wish gamecube was the best console

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. all other consoles cease to exist.

i wish the gameboy advanced sp price would drop.