Wish Corruptor

[Bowser87]

Granted, but you find, too little too late, that she's got dynamite stuffed in her mouth and up her @$$.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.

 

[Lord Destron]

Granted, but then you can't make any wishes!

I wish I had a trillion dollars, and that the wish wasn't corrupted, and that there was nothing wrong with the money, and that NOTHING, NOTHING at all could go wrong with this wish!

 

[Him]

Granted, but those were multiple wishes so you are turned into a cat and eaten by Rosie O'Donald.



I wish that I were an admin-guy.

 

[McFox]

Your wish is granted, you will be the admin of SWF, but at the stroke of midnight tonight, every single member, active and past, of the forums, will suddenly die. Oh well .

I wish I had some pie.

 

[Him]

Granted, but it imedietly explodes when you get it.Then your item shop suffers from massive looting.




I wish my right index finger wasn't in so much freaking pain.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, the pain is now in your genitalia

i wish i wasnt on my last pack of smokes, ;_;

 

[jet]

wish granted but then you die cuz smoking is bad for you.

I wish there was no such thing as world hunger.

 

[DaNuGuy]

Granted. Everyone is dead. Not only is there no hunger, there's also peace on Earth! Bonus! Someday it will be that way :D

I wish I had a bottle of orange juice I could stare at.

 

[SamusZero]

Granted but you have to star at it forever

I wish my bag of chips would never end

 

[Mr.E]

Amen, DNG =P

Granted, but the clone potato chips multiply exponentially in a matter of days and you eventually explode in a mass of salty goodness.

I wish my cousins weren't so ******** compared to me.

 

[CORY]

granted, but you'd have to lower yourself to their level.

i wish i didn't have to sleep.

 

[tissue]

You don't have to sleep, but that means you never crawl into a bed. Ever.

I wish Zephyr would go up 50 levels so I can finally kill Gligar Man.

 

[jet]

wish granted but now your at lvl 67, but with lvl 17 stats, so he pwns you.

I wish i didn't have to edit my post.

 

[tissue]

you don't have to edit your post, but metroid does and you get banned.

 

[jet]

no wish, your dead, and you create this game

I wish i could pwn gligar man

 

[tissue]

You pwn Gligar man, but only because a weird glitch causes him to swap stats with you.

I wish I had made a wish.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted... but then you forget again

I wish i was the best at melee

 

[Lord Destron]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted!

I wish I had a ferrari.

 

[jet]

wish granted but then it blows up

I wish i had a better car than my volvo

 

[Bowser87]

Wish granted, but your volvo gets mad and runs over you!

I wish I could think of a wish right now.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then i steal whatever you wish for (completely uncorrupted!)

i wish i was the uncorruptor!

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but no one knows what the uncorruptor is exactly, so you could become anything. And you can't choose what to become, so .

I wish Bowser87 would post in the Dissin' Game so that I could insult him and get away with it.

 

[Mr.E]

Way to break the rules, jet =P

Granted, but then Bowser87 makes a magnificent comeback, which makes you look like a complete dork in comparison.

I wish cats were as playful and active as kittens.

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but your cat gets an earth attack!

I wish I knew why Cerebrate wants to insult me and get away with it

 

[Shadow Chaos]

grant: Your wish is granted BUT a falling meteor will cause you to catch amnesia two seconds later.

wish: I wish Sonic, Mario, and Zelda games were real.

 

[CORY]

granted, but then real life is only a video game...

i wish i didn't have to worry about money.

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted, here let me take your wallet off of you.

I wish I hade CORY's wallet.

 

[kupo]

Granted, but i take the money(I S2 u CORY)

I wish I was with CORY...

 

[quicky]

granted but now you have no soul

I wish for world peace(it will never happen=p.)

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but the hippies master plan was when the world finally had peace to take it over with a swift decisive movement and legalize marijuana... i am happy now

i wish i had a snoopy shaped ashtray

 

[Bowser87]

Granted, but he can't stand cigarettes so he keeps you from smoking. Wait, is that a bad thing, or not?

I wish I'd be immortal!

 

[CORY]

granted, but then you get bored with life and try to constantly kill yourself to make the neverending boredom end.

i wish i actually bought an attack in the rpg...

 

[Myuutsu]

granted. but then you have the buyers remorse. Know why? cause the attack sucks.

I wish I could shoot stuff from my hands without investing in a handgun.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. but you shoot flower pedals!!

i wish for everyone to have a hug!

 

[CORY]

granted, but then a new std is formed that only passes through hugs and you're the one totally to blame for it.

i wish i had some rice...

 

[Shadow Chaos]

granted, but its raw and cold.

I wish I had some money

 

[Him]

Granted, but all of the money hugs you to death causing exsistence to implode.



I wish that blah blah blah weeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[quicky]

granted, but the rice is fill with dog poop

I wish that I could be clean forever so I'll never have a bath again.

 

[Myuutsu]

granted but you never mentioned anything about not stinking. youre now the worst-smelling human on this planet.

i wish gc controllers didnt wear out.

 

[DaNuGuy]

Granted, but the forcefield protecting you from outside substances prevents you from touching anything. Although, that's not a problem, all your sweat glands and nerves have been ripped from your body, so you're dead.

I wish I had a BIGGER bottle of orange juice to look at.