Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you now have an arrow stuck in your head.

I wish for a wireless G router.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it can't connect to your wii/ds. (BTW, if you can, get an N router. I hear it's much better.)

I wish that I could import Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon from Europe.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Bush makes importing stuff illegal right in the process of doing this.

(BTW, thanks for telling me that.)

I wish to win some internets.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You win the martian internet. Which is always down.

I wish it was winter break.

 

[ExCeL 52]

Granted...

But its winter break in China not America....YOU STUDY WEEEEEL HAWD!!!!


I wish for Peach to be as good as she was in Melee

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In Melee.

I wish Kirby in SSBB was as good as Kirby in SSB.

 

[ExCeL 52]

Your not making sense but granted.....

But kirby is ... Oh god ... no .... ORANGE =((((((

I wish ... I could get on brawl right now

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get on top of it, and all of your friends shun you as a result.
Peach is as good as she was in Melee, but only in Melee.
I wish ExCel 52 understood what I meant.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but he dies.

I wish my logic made sense to everybody.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It only makes sense when you are dead. *Pulls out steak knife*

I wish I never had homework.

 

[handsockpuppet]

Granted, but you fail every test and get turned down by every community college you apply to.

I wish I hadn't watched "Accepted" so many times.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You've never seen it, and thus have no idea how much of a funny movie it is.

I wish I didn't have to return Step Brothers :'(

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you return to Step Cousins. :O

I wish to talk in |_ 33+ 5p33|<

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but it was just made illegal.

I wish I didn't have finals.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They change the name to, the 10 times harder, ultimates.

I wish I could see that Frost|Nixon movie.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's actually extremely bad. Did you mention you have to pay 65$ just to see it too?

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, the earth explodes, and you start floating around in space, soon you die to lack of oxygen.

I wish I could be somewhere safe and that place had everything needed to live when earth explodes because of Boezy's wish.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You live alone for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would critique my Naruto moveset for MYM4.

 

[Geist]

Granted, but it's just by some troll.

I wish I wasn't so happy all the time.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Have fun on your honeymoon.

I wish for some sweet, sweet candy.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get said candy by stealing it from a helpless baby. Sicko.

I wish the plural for moose was "meese".

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I could be at your house.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, now the letter b stops existing and your wish is "I wish I could eat your house." then you eat your own house.

I wish I could come up with a wish...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a wish for more wishes, which is a pretty useless wish to make in this thread.

I wish for a sunny sky tomorrow (yes, I know I've made this wish a few times before).

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it melts away the ozone layer and we all die.

I wish I had something fun to do this weekend.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You become a hitman and begin living life on the edge before finally being gunned down by the police two days later.

I wish for one ore week of time.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, time explodes.

I wish I was a scientist in the field of paradoxology.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I am a superior scientist in the field of paradoxology (I'm the one with a paradox named after him that can actually be identified as mine).

I wish for your mom.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, she's old. lolowned

I wish I didn't have bad gas right now.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get rid of it while your crush is directly behind you.

I wish to know what the f*ck that thing in XACE-K's avatar is.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. The truth makes you explode.

I wish for more ideas for my SSE.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They all involve gay sex.

I wish not to get banned or get any points towards banning because of this or any other post/message/whatever I make.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get countless lectures from the mods.

I wish I would not get smashed by A1lion's giant rocks.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get banned for the possible disturbing image rendered by your post.

I wish the next poster would understand what I just said.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Granted, but you dont know.

I wish I am ruler of the world.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are assassinated 8 days later while preparing eating a sandwich. I'm there. I take the sandwich and eat it. It tastes like sweet, sweet victory.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Granted.Though, 30 min after you eat the sandwhich, you explode.

I wish for every mario game created.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted? That made no sense. If you wish for every mario game created, then they all get crushed by a giant rock.

I wish jigglypuff8 had a smaller location (that brings it to 4 threads I've mentioned it in).

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Granted.his location is one letter shorter.

I wish this wish dosent get corrupted.

 

[Dylanx928]

too bad. you will have car trouble now.

I wish arbys and wendys would band together to make a cheddar melt baconator