Wish Corruptor

[marthmaster59]

granted. (i am not going to ruin something like that)

i wish to undo my mistakes as a noob

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you are now a soulless robot with no past mistakes to improve upon.

I wish that I could go to Tuscon, Arizona.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Granted, but your there during the summer wearing a coat sweater.

I wish I you to the wish you corrupted.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your grammar is so atrocious, I just decide to kill you.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 

[Proverbs]

Granted. But there are no guarantees about when you're waking up.

I wish I wasn't hungry anymore.

 

[Adler]

Granted. You've just eaten your arm.

I wish Flygon was a playable Brawl Character.

 

[Dylanx928]

Granted, but its the down syndrome version.

I wish I would stop having diarrhea

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It comes back 1 second later, along with AIDS. Guess you die now.

I wish I didn't have to go to school right now.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Granted, but you go about 5 minutes later.

I wish I had a cup of noodles.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I yell "PINGAS!" while right behind you, causing you to spill said noodles on your shirt (which are covered in mold, sauce, and anything else that could make this situation worse).

I wish to give Crazy mofo213 a pat on the back.

 

[Dylanx928]

granted, but its covered in herpes, sars, ingrown hairs, pimples, and peanut butter to cover up the mersa.

I wish my mom would clean my room

 

[XACE-K]

DENIED, your mom isn't your b****.

I wish for a pet T-rexaroo.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It becomes meese.

I wish that brawl's wifi didn't suck ***.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It now sucks ****.

I wish that YouTube would allow for direct linking for channel backgrounds.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you get sent to Krys, Massachusetts.

I wish there was a state called Mistersippi.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's in Iraq, and was unfortuantely the only Iragi state to be nuked and completely wiped off of the face of the Earth.

I wish I could cure cancer, AIDS, and super AIDS while winning the World Series all in one day.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I steal your thunder.

I wish to be good at smash.

 

[Agi]

Granted, however everyone else become better than you, including me.

I wish for INSPIRATION.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are inspired to look at porn, and are shunned by your friends.

I wish killing wasn't badong.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you kill so much that you are now friendless

I wish that I could brawl right now instead of waiting after the holidays (grrrr)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get no Christmas gifts though.

I wish Santa would refrain from mugging me every year.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. He instead gets 3 thugs to do it instead.

I wish for feedback on my awesome new location.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you get negative feedback

Wish that I had not wished for what I had wished for before.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You wished you were dead.

I wish for winter break to last forever.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You meet your untimely end before it comes though.

I wish I was snowboarding right now.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You crash and die.

I wish I could find the match-up thread (seriously...help).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's not that hard to find.

I wish for a foot rub.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you get them done by a pro wrestler (snap)

I wish I could become Godzilla

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but you live a miserable existence and die horribly, horribly alone.
Also you get gamma poisoning.

I wish I had a high C.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You comsume too much calcium and your piss turns orange.

I wish the corruption of this wish didn't involve death. (Too many "Granted, you die"s out there)

 

[Agi]

Granted, but the next corruption DOES involve your death, even though you didn't post it.

I wish Windows Vista didn't come with auto-Parental Controls. *is logged out in 15 minutes*

 

[rm88]

Granted, but it becomes Microsoft Bob.

I wish Tatsunoko VS Capcom would be released in America T_T (with Luigi being a playable character).

 

[Tornadith]

Granted, but it would be for Playstation 3. (Oh snap!)

I wish I could be as good as Anther with Pikachu.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but now Anther is a bad as you are, and now everyone thinks Pikachu is a trash character and he thus is abandoned in the tournament scene as a result. Way to go you just destroyed a perfectly viable character.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Tornadith]

Man that was a harsh corruption. U make me sad.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You spend all of your time running until you make it to the olympics and get the gold. Afterwards, you're legs snap and your thumbs fall off.

I wish that my Jigglypuff could be as good as Anther's.

 

[rm88]

Granted, but now Jigglypuff is banned worldwide.

I wish Peach had Snake's utilt.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but she gets his beard and butt as well.

I wish that duke nukem forever will be released tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the reception is equivalent to that of GNR's Chinese Democracy.

I wish Robert Plant would tour with the rest of Led Zeppelin nezt year.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you or your friends don't get to know about it

I wish that all Youtube videos had good microphones.