Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. It then gets more pages in it than this thread (no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and we all kill you for wishing that.

I wish that my MYM4 moveset would win (it won't... my first one ever)

 

[Deleted member]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish for the true meaning of Christmas.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Santa smokes weed, and he tells everyone that the meaning of christmas is *** ****** @#%$&!

I wish hurt&heal individuals 2.0 would start.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. However I steal your potions.

I wish Boezy would get Sly Fox and Karp to play.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish for THE POWE!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. THE POWE is actually an infection of the pancreas. Very painful, and very life-threatening.

I wish I knew how to get Sly Fox and Karp to play.

 

[A1lion835]

By PMing them. Duh.

I wish Boezy would be on my team in the individual hurt&heal 2.0.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it's a clever ruse that will result in your back being stabbed.

I wish it were midnight.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

♫ Granted, I give you a sack of coal for Christmas.

I wish for my DVD box set of "Bottom" to make it in the mail today. ♫

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, too bad its closed.

I wish ppl who spam in Brawl get struck by lightning, except me.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish mk wasn't completely broken.

 

[Popertop]

granted, but the parts of him that are broken, are so broken, that they are broken.
Plus you stub your toe.

I wish divorce was less common.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish Meta Jr. would come back.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

♫ Granted, he explodes you.

I wish Ganon would tell marthbeast to die. ♫

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, he doesn't die.

Wishing I am for access to Forum "Smash Board" so I can post in thread "Smash Board Survey".

 

[The Fail Tracer]

♫ Granted, you are reported to the staffs for your grammars.

I wish Xace and jpp8 didn't hate my new posting style. ♫

 

[jigglyppuff8]

♫ OK fine . Granted, however, I copy it for this post only.

I wish I could sing as well as Jigglypuff. ♫

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, however you drown in the bathtub after you start singing to yourself.

I wish you all knew the connection between Kirby and SSB.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but we don't care.

I wish Burrbomb was Bombburr.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you become X-kace.

I wish that I would pay more attention to this thread.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. IT BECOMES YOUR VERY LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT.

I wish I was alive.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you get Ganondorf's Dair in your face seconds after this wish is granted and die.

I wish for that cake.
Any cake, actually--

No no no, not that cake.

...
No! Not that one either.

Fine, I'll show.

That one.
Wait, not that one.

Wait, that one.
No no no, not that one either.

*thinks*
That one.
No no no, that ain't right.


Err, this one.
Wait, no!

The one to my left.
Errrr... yes!
No! Wait!

The one next to me.

...
Are you stalking me, cake?

That one is a perv, I want that one up there!
Oh no, it has a strange frosting.

I want that one.
Yes, that one to your left.
No, wait, that one to your right.

Er...
You pick.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get that cake, the one up there, but you can't eat it, cakes are not for eating.

I wish for a job, or a girlfriend, or a combo!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your girlfriend is a job.

You are dating your job.
Literally, your job.

I wish... that the cake, it was edible. :<

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's made of your own flesh.
"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible, but that's called cannibalism." ~ Willy Wonka.

I wish I could have an everlasting gobstopper.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, its yours, but its the last one ever made.

I wish for a complicated wish so its not easy for the next person to complicate my complicated complex wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it wasn't that one.

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

 

[EternalBlackDragon]

Granted but you die of food poisoning hours later.

I wish I had some more mountain dew revolution.

~EBD

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I take it and drink it for myself.

I wish that I didn't hate 08ers as much as I do.

 

[ranmaru]

granted, you start to LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :3

HAHAHAHAHA. In a friendly way, of course. With less hate.

I wish for immortality.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. That's corruption in of itself.

I wish I could move at speeds faster than light.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, the friction vaporizes you instantly.

I wish to move faster than light in a vacuum tube with no friction and scuba gear.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Use crash into the tube and lose consciousness until your scuba tank runs out of oxygen.

I wish I knew what we were going to do tonight.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted *plays porno music*

I wish I could inflate myself, just like a balloon.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you are now Lanky Kong.

I wish the world would just end already!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your world ends.

I wish corruptions would now be spelled as korupshons.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. As a side effect, XACE-K is now spelled "****".

I wish I knew why the guys in Hollywood Undead wear masks.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then I use the cliche "you immediately forget it" corruption on you.

I wish Kirby was better in melee.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, there are two standard metagames of play. The "Low tier" and "Jigglypuff Tier."

I wish I had more bells.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I misread that as "balls" and then get freaked out.
O_o
I wish someone would press ctrl+a.