Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your phone explodes.

I wish someone would press ctr-alt-del.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the world kereximasplodes.

I wish The King didn't destroy the world.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the moon did instead.

(BTW, I already had that in my favorites. Gotta love that video.)

I wish I didn't have to prepare to become space-dust.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you prepare to become garbage.

And you have a YT account? Gimme link nao.

I wish my vacation homework was done.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I give you mine to do as a sort of repayment for granting your wish.

I wish I knew how to play the drums.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you drum so intensely now that your arms fall of and you break holes in drums.

BTW, this is my YT account - http://www.youtube.com/user/spacecat64

I wish my YT profile name was actually something like my current one that I use on AIM/Smashboards (I made my YT account when I was twelve and hadn't even thought of the name Sly Fox).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you make a new YT profile but Captain Falcon comes and punches your keybpard so your name becomes rthnujmrjgggser. Then he punches you.

I wish there was a hole in the floor.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I make an obscure reference to The Young Ones.

Neil falls through the hole in the floor and says, "Thanks for telling me about the new (w)hole, guys."

I wish more people watched/knew about The Young Ones.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then I suck your soul out of your nostrils.

I wish someone would remember that from the good old days of a few months ago.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's not me.

I wish someone would buy me a curtain fire shooting game.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. It's on fire and burns down everything in your home.

I wish everyone realizes that The Spirit movie is the big piece of **** that it is.

 

[shoryusatsu999]

Wish granted, BUT the movie turns into a LITERAL pile of poo that devours all watching it.

I wish that Goku could fight Captain Falcon.

 

[BowserPower119]

Granted. Whoever you were rooting for lost.

I wish that I had a tripple baconator.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You find it in a trash can.

I wish for a vertical danmaku shooter.

 

[BowserPower119]

Granted.All i will tell you is:you shot it directly up, and on that note:Gravity FTL.

I wish to look like Konata Izumi from lucky star.

 

[shoryusatsu999]

Wish granted; she fell in a pile of poo at the time you made the wish.

I wish that I had a GCN.

 

[marthmaster59]

Granted.

Spoiler

Mindgames, son.

I wish that i could think of something

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Don't think of something. When I tell you not to think of something, you will think of something. On that note, I would like to inform everyone that I just lost the game.

I wish that everyone on earth was aware of the game.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You just lost though.

I wish I was a zombie.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're a zombie in the RE series so you die again.

I wish for leet speak.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, however you are also given a stutter.

I wish I had more music on my PSP.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they're crappy songs.

I wish I had artistic talent.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's for drawing porn.

I wish brawl's with friends wifi wasn't down.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you can now only do time matches set for one minute.

I wish I wasn't the new target in H&H Individual

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I feel your pain...

I wish to- *gets banned for not corrupting the wish*

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you're unbanned.

I wish that my Wii Friend code didn't start with my mom's year of birth...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It starts with your mom's year of losing her virginity... to you (even though that's impossible...)

I wish not to get reported for that corruption.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get...ummm...exiled.

I wish I could roll with the Vampire Squad.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they don't roll with you.

I wish the football gods didn't hate me.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, you now lose all interest in football.

I wish I had a bag of skittles that never ran out, and a delicious pizza.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The Skittles are stale, brittle, and the green ones are green apple flavored. Pizza's fine though.

I wish I could wake up earlier.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but you sleep earlier, too.

I wish I had a copy of the official transcripts of the British government's hearings of the RMS Titanic disaster, because it would go great with my copy of the official transcripts of the US Senate investigation/hearings of the disaster!

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but a flying spaghetti monster attacks you.

I wish my pet rock was still alive.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but it keeps urinating on the rug (Family Guy ftw)

I wish Leonardo DiCaprio would burn in Hell for the 1997 movie "Titanic"

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but a remake soon comes out and your forced to watch it.

I wish for a daily Avatar.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but it's only your avitar for one day before being lost.

I wish those 2 volumes of Titanic: The Ship Magnificent would get off back order and arrive so I can read them

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. They don't get off back order for 456 years though (You didn't specify how long you wanted them to stay on back order).

I wish I could live this destiny.

 

[M.K]

Granted, but the destiny manifests itself in the shape of a small housecat and everyone you know and love dies.

I wish I had a COKE ZERO!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it tastes horrible.

I wish I had a MOUNTAIN DEW!

 

[Mewtario]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish the next poster's wish has no draw backs or negative consequences!