Wish Corruptor

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but now thats all the have, no videos ;D

I wish my Coffee wasnt to hot to drink

 

[Tornadith]

Granted, but it is decaf and tastes horrible.

I wish people would stop debating about Melee/Brawl and just go with the newest version. (Brawl)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. All flame wars end, people begin to stop arguing so much and begin to help eachother, thus ending world hunger and global warming.

I wish life wasn't ****ty.

 

[Tornadith]

Wait a minute...that wasn't corruption at all. ^^^^ You just made it better.

 

[Dylanx928]

granted. now its moldy

i wish i wish i was a fish

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I eat you.

I wish Dylanx was a freshwater bass.

 

[Dylanx928]

granted. but i'm contaminated with herpes and aids

i wish A1lion835 would get on aim

 

[A1lion835]

Why? Ok, granted.

I wish I knew why.

 

[Dylanx928]

im bored

i wish you would stick to your word

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I become glue in order to do that.

I wish I would get to finishing episode eight of my scripts and revising episode two.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but then every second word in EP 3 gets replaced with every other word in EP 4 :O

I wish I had a 4x4x4 Rubik's cube

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I managed to switch the colors around while you weren't watching though, thus making it unsolvable.

I wish I could seize the moment.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You end up in High School Musical 4. .

I wish that the Kirby boards were more active.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, it's by a poster named kirbfan8269297.

I wish for something to do.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's your mom...'s PINGAS!

I wish time didn't fly when you were in bed.

 

[rm88]

Granted, now sleeping for 8 hours is like doing nothing for a month. Have fun!

I wish I had lots of jumps, like Kirby.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I have more.

I wish all the santa hats would die.

 

[rm88]

Granted, now everyone wears this:

Including you.

I wish I could have a huge blue apple, just because I like blue, and I like apples.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You eat it, and it turns out it's radioactive.

I wish for sleep.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you sleep... forever.

I wish I had an unbreakable Wii, and unbreakable games.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, Metaknight stays broken.

I wish this wish would have a good wish to be wished.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. One of my buds (see location) falls on your wish.

I wish to find an even cooler location than the one I have.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now in the North Pole being eaten by Santa.

I wish....*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

[A1lion835]

Granted?

I wish for death.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Geno has just been removed from the Brawl roster. R.I.P. Geno.

I wish for an understanding of complex chemistry so I can get my homework done.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you make a tiny mistake and you go BOOM!!

I wish that I knew what half of you people mean... just half

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Have of us is equal to 0, but we are not 0. Then your head explodes from thinking about that (it's possible; ever here of the surreal numbers?).

I wish for a complete understanding of all of mathematics.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you forget everything else... EVERYTHING!!!

I wish that I was old enough to drive.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Doesn't make you any better at it.

I wish for a Jigglypuff plushie.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted... BUT IT EXPLODES IN YO' FACE!!!!

I wish for a Knuckles action figure

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I hand deliver it to you, but it explodes in my face.

I wish for headphones.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Hope you enjoy these 20lb monstrous skull crushers I got you.

I wish for 17 cents, a piece of a string, and a paperclip.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They suck your soul out of your nostrils.
It was my catch-phrase about 300 pages ago
I wish for someone to know where that came from.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, but they never tell you.

I wish I wasn't going to be alone for Christmas

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You got ninja'd.

I wish all jehovah's and jemima's witnesses' would die.

 

[Agi]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Ignore this post.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you are DEAD!

I wish the Forum Games weren't dieing.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but you are lolz

I wish that I had a better holiday/knuckles avatar (good luck finding it)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you don't find it by my help.

I also wish the Forum Games weren't dieing.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they're already dead.

I wish the MYM4 thread would move faster.