Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. They are -1 seconds faster.

I wish that I would win in the forum games BRoom voting for "best avi/location".

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I win everything else yet I'm not in the group.

I wish for some poisonous cheese.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're immune to poisin...but an 18-wheeler runs over you.

I wish that XACE-K knew he was on the ballot in the Forum Games BRoom, thus rendering his last corruption void.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I just found out. XD

I wish I wasn't itchy right now.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In one second after reading this, you will become itchy for the rest of your life.

I wish to insert XACE-K.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get me, who shoots you with a flamethrower for no apparent reason.

I wish somebody would rip my skin off and roll me around in salt.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but A1 licks the salt off you.

I wish I could fly high.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted? No corruption.

I wish to-PINGAS!

Edit: Granted, but I shoot you down.

 

[marthmaster59]

Granted. It is forever in "happy mode" and your hands are tied behind your back.Owned.

I wish for wavedashing, L canceling, Wall of pain, Nipple spike, No Tripping, Roy, Mewtwo, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Pichu,Cloud Strife, Geno,Shadow, Knuckles, And No meta knight in brawl. aswell faster gameplay. Did i mension A better story mode?

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Shadow, Pichu and Cloud are gay. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

I wish Dr.Rabbit wasn't stalking me.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. The DDD in FInNess' avi is.

I wish to own my own personal PINGAS collection.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, however, they raep you everynight.

I wish school wouldn't start next week.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish someone would tell me what the "AFA" in "The AFA's Forum Games Backroom" stands for right now.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I won't tell you until I'm invited in.

I wish I had super ninja skills so I could sneak into the AFA Forum Games Backroom.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It turns out you were already in it though.

I wish-*gets exploded by meta jr*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Gra-*Also explodes*

I wish Blockbuster would let me rent Call of Duty: World at War.

 

[XACE-K]

Gr-*doesn't explode*

I wish I had robot monkies.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, shoot lotsa spaghetti at your face and BUUUURRRRRNNNNN your toasters and revive your DINNER PINGAS with lamp oil. You will then have your robot monkeys.

I wish to invite Xace to the Forum Games Back Room again.

 

[ranmaru]

You do, but it turns out it wasn't Xace, but me. Hey thanks. :3

I wish to have a phone and a job.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, YOU'RE FIRED!!! and your boss stuffs the phone up your butt so it vibrates every time someone calls you.

I wish there wasn't a loud machine running in the computer room atm.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're everywhere except the computer room so unless the room's soundproof...

I wish for root beer.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it turns into Boot Rear, and boots you in the rear every time you try to take a sip from it.

I wish my mouth didn't taste like shampoo right now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you wash it with conditioner to get rid of the shampoo.

I wish for an iPOD.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it will stop charging after a while.

I wish somebody wasn't trying to cut my head off right now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, they will wack you with a sledge hammer instead, eww.

I wish for some chicken pot pie.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I steal it because I love chicken pot pie.

I wish for ladies too, ya know.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but I explode them for... wait oh crap.

I wish I had potato chips.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, when you take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!! no sparkles come out and no epic music is played.

I wish epic music would play for me when I eat chips and sparkles would come out of them.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but it has expired and you'll have to pay another thousand dollars.

I wish I had ANOTHER potato chip.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Popertop]

Granted but your mom is a man

Also she is gay and mexican.

I wish I had an Xbox tree fitty

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get a Box with the words "EX BAWKZ 3 SiXtY" In marker.

I wish I could have a Wii.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted. Meta Jr explodes it.

I wish I had a Monopoly on the utilities, railroads, and the orange and blue properties, with hotels on the orange and blue properties. THIS GAME IS MINE!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you own it problem is you always lose.

I wish for a girl for the third time.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted. She's your own grandmother.

I wish to memorize the standard US Monopoly board.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but she has **** nipples.

And sometimes they **** all over you.

I wish I had a win button.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you just did, at Ninjaing me. : <

I wish my grandma wasn't my gf anymore xD

 

[XACE-K]

o_O

I wish what I saw would be unsaw.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get sawed in half.

I wish I didn't make bad puns at every opportunity I got.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I overuse YTP quotes whenever I can.

I wi- SHUT UP!!!!