Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Gra- NO!!!

I wish I had an invisible sword that only I could see.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it takes 3/4 of your mana to reveal it to others per individual.

I wish I could see an invisible sword.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you may only see it with the Lens of Truth, which takes up magic.

I wish I had the Hookshot.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you can only hook up to the cable boxes on top of those poles outside. If hooked, all cable from that block is blacked out for 2 weeks, too bad for them.

I wish I had the magic cape.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted. Its magic was drained long ago.

I wish that sword conversation wasn't so full of innuendo.

 

[ranmaru]

(I could simply replenish it with more green potion) :3

Granted, it was only half-full.

I wish I didn't sleep as much as I did.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted you sleep even more.

I wish that coke was free.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now a drug addict.

I wish I could roll around at the speed of sound.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you cannot do a barrel roll.

I wish for moar pizza rolls.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get more pizza roles.

I wish my sister would stop singing.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, she starts going "Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr" in your ear like mine is doing right now to me.

I wish I could continue work on my Bobobo/Don Patch moveset (I can't think of anything for their aerial/ground-tilt attacks).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, some Jan 09er comes out of nowhere with 2854 posts and makes a better moveset than yours.

I wish that the brawl forums weren't such an oppurtunity for +1 post count.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Regional Zones still are a greater opportunity for that.

I wish my little sister would stop asking me questions.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted She starts asking me questions and to make her be quiet I explode her.

I wish I didn't explode everything.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You implode everything.

I wish that I had more strawberry Pocky.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I don't know what that is, so I hope you enjoy these 16 pounds of organic fertilizer.

I wish I knew what strawberry pocky was.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted. Then I IMPLODE it out of your memory.

exploding is more fun.

I wish I didn't Implode everything.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, kereximasploding everything is more fun and only I have the power to do so.

I wish I was high for living.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but I EXplode your high.

I wish I had spider powers again.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you slowly mutate into a spider.

I wish I could actually upload non-bawrl stage pics.

 

[Meta Jr]

NO!

I wish for a potato.

 

[ranmaru]

No as well, ha.

I wish Meta would have granted me a wish. D:

 

[Meta Jr]

NO!

I wish sumo would stop wishing.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he dies and it's all your fault.

I wish I had a stone that I didn't chisel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, YOU MADE IT!

I wish for a dead vulture to start chewing on my ear.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted, but I explode sumo.

I wish I could have a third victim(A1lion and sumo are the first two).

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I can tell you one thing, matey. It's not going to be me.

I wish somebody else would give in to Meta Jr.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted it's you because I erase the "else" in your post.

*explodes Sly Fox*

I wish I had another popcorn.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I can't grant that wish or make my own because I have been exploded. Good day, everyone.

 

[Meta Jr]

OK!*explodes Sly Fox*

I wish Sly Fox would wake up it was one of my weaker bombs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I must post as a ghost now, because that last bomb actually did me in.

I wish I wasn't a ghost anymore... It sucks not being able to be seen.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but I explode you again.

I wish Sly would stop falling asleep.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, now I'm extremely hyperactive and won't stop bouncing around you every single second of every single day.

I wish to smash Meta Jr's head through the window.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but I explode you.

Good news though Jiggly has taken your spot as victim for yelling at me.

I wish me and Sly would stop beating each other up.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you still get massive scars.

I wish I could think of something to NOT wish for.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you still lose the game... Game?... O shi-

I wish that I could figure out who should be in my next custom aveh.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but I blow up your thought of putting them in your costom aveh.

I wish I had a Nacho.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's Michael Jackson. (I dare ya.)

I wish jpp8 would use Michael Jackson as his next avatar.

EDIT: Granted, no salsa to go with it, though.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

DENIED DENIED DENIED!!!XORZ

I wish I knew who to use XORZ properly.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted. But I blow up the thought of you knowing how.

I wish Micheal Jackson would stop staring at me type before I blow him up.