Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted but tub detnarG

I wish for cereal.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. As you eat your Trix cereal, you're suddenly jumped by a large rabbit who proceeds to kick your *** and take your cereal. Silly Rabbit....

I wish for some Cap'n Crunch.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you will never have the pleasure of being Crunchatized.

I wish I wasn't cold.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are now melting.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, you now have so much energy you assault two young women and are faced with **** charged and the social stigma of being a sexual predator.

I wish I could play some Brawl right now.

 

[Shök]

Granted, but you must also play melee.

I wish I could some play melee right now.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but I don't know what you meant since there is no verb present.

I wish I could have some MONEY

 

[Shök]

Granted, but you only have a penny.

I wish I was sleepy.​

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but you spend it all on Hookers and drugs.

I wish I wasn't fat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you become a skeleton.

I wish I had cyber school instead of my current horrible hellhole of a school.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. As an adult, you lack the social skills necessary to survive that you would normally learn from being in a hellhole of a school.

I wish my computer had blast processing.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but now since there is no physical interaction, you don't get any. NOt that you were getting any in the first place, even if you were you get less than that now. If that was any initially, it is gone, if it wasn't, you now get negative any. I believe negative any is where fat ugly chicks come up to you a solicit you for sexual favors. Unless your into that kind of thing. In which case, the opposite of your fantasy will occur.

****, taht's some crazy corruption. Of course, I could have just done "Granted, but you don't get an education." lol.

I wish my corruptions weren't so bad.

 

[ranmaru]

Its ok they are better now but they still are bad.

I wish I was awesome

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted.

I wish people would stop ****ing criticizing me for not wanting to go to school. Nobody seems to understand that everybody hates me at my school. I only have one or two friends there, and I'd rather die than go there. I don't care if I don't gain social skills. All I want is to go away from that stupid place, because nobody there cares about me and everybody wants me to die.

EDIT: Sorry, a little breakdown here. I just get so... PISSED whenever I have people criticizing me for not wanting to go to school, just because, "You need an education for a job" or "You need social skills" or "You will be more ******** than you are now if you don't go to school." **** that. I'm doing fine in school, and there's nothing wrong with not liking it. It's a free country, I'm aloud to have an opinion. School sucks. My knowledge is fine. My grammar is fine. Why does everybody want me to go somewhere that everybody hates me and wants me to die?

 

[ranmaru]

Hey, I graduated Highschool, and it was hell. OH, guess what? IT WAS BULL**** AND DIDN'T HELP WITH JOBS OR ANYTHING AT ALL.

Here I am, with no job. No school, since I have no money. Yeah, thanks school. I have made some friends through there, but thats about it. ;p

Yeah, hope you feel better. ;p

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Once again... I'm sorry for that rant. I needed to get it out of my system. I agree with you, though. Thanks for the support.

 

[Shök]

Your right, Sly Fox.

People should not force you to do something you don't like.

As for social skills, I don't know how school can help you with that.

Only if your taking a speech class or something similar.

Its alright, Sly Fox.

I hope you feel better.

No, lets continue with the game, shall we?

I wish I had pancakes.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they are REALLY REALLY DRY, and you need syrup to enjoy them. BUT, the syrup that you need can only be made by Arborian trees, and you go up to one:

You: Hi, I would like some syrup for my pancakes please
Aborian: HI ME ABORL, ME NO LIKEY THIS PLACE
You: D:
ABORIAN: DIS PLACE NEEDZ MOAR COLUMNS, AND TIGERS WIF LITENINGG BOLTZ!
*you get him everything he wants*
ABORIAN: GOOD, THANK YE.
You: D:, what about my syrup?
ABORIAN: Oh, The Syrup! ETTS IN CLOZET OVER DERE WHICH IS LOCKED IN DA INSIDE, GO IN AND U WILL FIND ETT!
You: Ok... :0 OH NO
ABORIAN: *closes door* WHEW HE NEVER STOPPED BOTHERING ME ABOUT THE SYRUP

So now you are locked up and can't even have some syrup, for your pancakes. Oh well.

I wish for some cake.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, your post was tl;dr. So I hope you enjoy having your thumbs cut off.

I wish I had an extra pair of thumbs locked away somewhere in case I lose the ones I have now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they are just cheap knockoffs of your real thumbs, good luck trying to play Melee, or any games that include intense button pushing.

I wish to play Melee with someone near me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, that someone is a stray cat with rabies.

I wish Sly didn't rant.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's in bed. With a stalker. And he eats your balls.

I wish to be less gross.

Edit: Granted. Everyone else does. Kill the f*cking ninja!

 

[XACE-K]

I wish A1 didn't cause that paradox.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you did.

What? I wish you didn't do that.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I'm so confused right now, that I don't know what going on so Meta Jr explodes all of you.

I wish I had perfect happiness.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you have perfect happiness but you also have unperfect sadness. ;[

I wish my father hadn't just farted right near me... -_-

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. He now stands in front of you when you try to brawl.

I wish that when I was brawling, my dad wouldn't just randomly stand right in front of me, and when I ask him to move, he gets all pissed and yells "YOU KNOW, LIFE IS REAL ****ING TOUGH! LIVE WITH IT!".

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, he farts near you instead, that is all. He leaves, but you smelt it.

I wish I had some pie.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's fart pie.

I wish to fart.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you fart pie.

I wish I can eat the awesome food in the world and not get any weight or any consequences from it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You can't taste it either.

I wish I had more mini-cupcakes .

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get them, but they all fall on the floor face first, oh. I dare you to eat it now.

I wish for some cup cakes.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. There made of blood.

I wish I wasn't overweight (and don't tell me I get heavier).

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you excersize. No corruption.

I wish I had a six pack.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your cola.

I wish I had a six pack too.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I buy you a pack of snack packs, but there are eight. I have already eaten two, which equals six.

I wish my corruption didn't seem like a cheap knockoff of yours.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then I beat the crap out of you because I DO exercise. I do a lot. I'm not overweight because I sit on the couch all day eating mccrap food. I'm overweight because I have an incredibly slow metabolism.

I wish that last part of my corruption didn't seem like a really badly made-up excuse.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it doesn't. No currapshin.

I wish I could ban you for beating me up.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You just attempted to in the "your banned" thread. But I called you a wuss.

I wish I could automatically make someone as much of a wuss as sumo 66.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you're on the same level as wussiness as them.

I wish to kereximasplode.