Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I force you to use more spidy powers and less explosion powers.

I wish Meta Jr would go spidy on me.

 

[Meta Jr]

*chokes Sly Fox with spidy powers*

I wish I could get mty explosion powers back before I sufocate Sly Fox.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, they're significantly weakened so that you can only use them on toasters that toast toast. The only way to reverse this effect is to watch the entire Sailor Moon series.

I wish that I hadn't cast this cruel, unusual fate on Meta Jr.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you cast your fishing rod on him.

I wish for pizza rolls. A huge plate of them.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Although it was the world's largest plate, there was but a single pizza roll.

I wish for world piece. Not a typo

 

[Meta Jr]

NO! I kill you!

I wish command I have explosion powers back!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Have fun watching Sailor Moon first.

I wish for my own exclusive internet connection separate from everyone else in my house.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but it gets toasted.

once I'm done watching Sailor Moon.

I wish Brawl was really Super Smash Bros. Ninja!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

NO!

I wish Meta Jr hadn't made such an absurd wish.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted I make more absurd wishes.

I wish school vacation was shorter...
I wish SWF standed for Super Wacky Flamingos...
I wish that Sly Fox's main would be Marth...
I wish that not eating vegetables is against the law...

I WISH VIDEO GAMES WERE DEAD...

*time stops*

 

[XACE-K]

*paradox occurs*

Oh f***.

I wish to stop the paradox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

...No. It shall be me.

*Stops the paradox*

I wish... meow.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted?

I wish- aah, screw it. *goes to suck people's souls out of their nostrils*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I use new-and-improved Soul-Suck Blocker!

I wish for some meow mix.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted O_o...

I wish I had some of meow's 1337 Jigglypuff skills.

 

[Wrath`]

Granted, but you implode when you first use them

I wish trees grew down

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get crushed by one.

I wish for TEH POWE!

 

[Wrath`]

(how can a tree that grows down crush you if you are on top?) )


Granted, you have TEH POWE of never needing to change your lightbulbs ever again

I wish i could surf the wind

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you accidentally surf into a building.

I wish for fontinella cheese.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You accidentally eat the cat in your avi, ridding me of its presence.

I wish that cat wasn't in any avis. It makes me feel guiltyfor killing her...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it gets put in my signature instead.

I wish A1lion's wish wasn't so dark...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's so happy, it makes you puke.

I wish she hadn't died.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, she pukes non-stop.

I wish the precious thing back.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it goes away again.

I wish for A1lion's approval.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted... He approves, of that post... and only that post.

I wish for some food.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's garbage and bird seed.

I wish Pennsylvania didn't have such horrid weather.

 

[Dark Deku]

Granted but your still stupid.

I wish Mama Luigi was here.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No, because you called me stupid.

I wish Dark Deku would explode.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I hadn't killed her.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I had a badass theme song.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get the Nightrider theme song. *doo da de doo doo doo da doo*

I wish to see Boy Meets World again.

 

[Shök]

Granted, but you only see it for 2 seconds.

I wish I had a dollar.​

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I tear it in half so I can have half of it.

I wish I could play Zelda OoT more.

 

[Shök]

Granted but your still stupid.

Dark Deku called you stupid, Sly Fox?

How dare he...

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I could go to the park.​

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I would stop making no corruptions.

 

[Shök]

Granted, but it corrupts.

I wish someone would corrupt this.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but no corruption. (which... IS the corruption xD)

Uh, I wish for... A wii.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't play with you Wii-Wii anymore.

I wish people always understood the obscure references in all my avatars and locations.

 

[choknater]

Granted, except now they know your true location in real life and can stalk you.

I wish I could fall in love with your mom.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Um....Granted. She doesn't love you back and you end up going mentally insane.

I wish hsiw I