Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It turns out I wished for Mewtario to make that wish in the first place.

I wish I knew if "Yes Man" will be a good movie or not.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's good ....... to dogs.

I wish I hadz moar moneys.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's in the form of porn pictures. Which you get arrested for (somehow).

I wish I didn't suck at smash.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Brawl's wi-fi is shut down indefinitely along with every single forum/site/anything on the internet related to Smash. But hey, at least you're good at it.

I wish I could beat EoSD on normal without continues.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted, but instead you do it on hard mode and you die all of the time

I wish school vacation was longer.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish Meta Jr. would've come back sooner (he's back!).

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted. I come back 1 day sooner and leave again forever.

I wish A1lion would finally explode.

 

[A1lion835]

Never!

I wish to-*gets exploded*

 

[Meta Jr]

Wish Granted. I'll pass on corrupting this one. *explodes*

I wish for explosions to be nice and free. I'm running out of ammo for my fingers.

 

[Mewtario]

Wish flat out denied.

Wish-making flat out denied.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get your soul sucked out of your nostrils by the rickroll-guy.

I wish Meta Jr's avi wasn't so epicly awesome.

Edit: I got ninja'd, but my corruption still works.

 

[Meta Jr]

Wish Denied. *explodes Mewtario*

Mewtario can forget his 1 explosion coupon.

I wish for more ammo.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's for exploding yourself.

I wish to fall asleep right now until I want to get up.

 

[Mewtario]

process request: "#grantwish"; scanning primary file of "wish":

10%
...
25%
...
45%
...
65%
...
75%
...
95%
...
99%

/!\ ERROR /!\ Missing formatting line

Scan successful: Y/N?; Statement = false; aborting operation; triggering text: "#wishfail"

Retrieving text:

24%
...
51%
...
100%

---------------------
|We apologize. |
|Your wish could|
|not be granted |
---------------------

-- New Process --

Process: "#makewish"

Thinking

...
...
...
...

/!\ ERROR /!\

/error_type: "wish" unable to be composited.

aborting system;

SHUT_DOWN

 

[A1lion835]

Um... when you stop acting like some Python code that I made a syntax error in, tell me.

I wish Mewtario wasn't being all computer-errorish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's dead!

I wish I had a Missingno.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted. It dies.

I wish for XACE-K to prosper.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but he gets pissed off at you because that was a stupid mistake he made in his n00b days and he wishes to be called Xace.

I wish for more mini-cupcakes.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're made from your sh*t.
YGOTAS 32!
I wish to be less disgusting.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, your thumbs fall off.

I wish someone would've told me that YGOAS 32 was out earlier!!!

 

[A1lion835]

Sorry. *pats jigglypuff8 on the shoulder*Granted. We told you one second earlier.

I wish more people knew about YGOTAS.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm obnoxious to learn about it. :D

I wish jpp8 didn't use copypasta when he talked about me.

 

[Mashour2]

Granted, but he uses creepypasta to talk about you, and everyone you know.

 

[A1lion835]

^You have to make a wish.

I wish that my grandpa hadn't died this year.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but as it is 2009 for me already, he died last year.

I wish that corruption wasn't so evil.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was so sweet that A1lion thought you were "coming out of the closet" to him.

(Btw, sorry to hear about your grandpa, A1lion.)

(That corruption was seriously funny though)

(But once again, sorry)

I wish I hadn't laughed and felt bad at the same time right there.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You didn't feel bad. You just laughed and laughed and laughed!!!! MWAH HAHAHAH!!!

I wish that this was the first Corrupted wish of 2009.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I'm the first corruptor of 2009.

I wish my VCR would work.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but as of 2009, TV has went digital DVD.

I wish for a job, a girlfriend, and to excersize more, as stated in my new years resolution.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, nobody ever fufills their resolutions.

I wish people didn't make a big deal over New Years's because it's a dumb holiday.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However everyone makes a big, serious, ****ing deal over arbor day.

I wish it were arbor day.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but because of your corruption you made, it turns out to be like Black Friday and people get trampled over and killed because of the big deal.

I wish it was sunny out more here in Pennsylvania.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. This sunshine transfers over to Central New York though, and you get stuck with our cloudy and crappy weather year-round.

I wish for moar snow.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the weather outside becomes frightful and your fire isn't delightful.

I wish that I could haz a burger.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, last burger to be made though.

I wish more people would try to play that rhyme game gee what a shame.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, we play the game but we find it lame.

I wish I could catch a fish toplace on a dish.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Unfortunately, the dish also made a wish. That wish involved an assassin named Trish.

*Trish kills ACE-K*

I wish I was an assassin.

 

[Turboknux]

Granted but you suck at it and you get killed.

I wish I could be DBZ powerful.

 

[Champio30]

Granted. But you won't have Saiyan Powers

I Wish I was tall

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you're so tall that no amount of knee bending or lying on the ground will ever allow you through doors.

I wish I had better reflexes.