Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You only get an hour of sleep though.

I wish for courage.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's broken courage. It only works .0000000000000000000000000001% of the time.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You die for basically copying that idea for your corruption from one of mine. On the bright side, you longer have a cold.

I wish I could memorize that insult sly fox talked about on the previous page.

 

[karthik_king]

Granted but now you are as bad as that insult

I wish team uber was a better site

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it is so good that many, MANY members are attracted to that site, thus exceeding the bandwidth and causing the site to be shut down for a couple days.

I wish to apologize to A1lion for being so mean to him.

 

[karthik_king]

Granted but you fall in love and get married

I wish Mewtwo was in brawl

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He's banned for being even better than MK though.

I wish that the next two weeks would go by in a flash.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. He is completely awesome (no corruption).

I wish for the next poster to be me.

Edit: Granted, but you get banned for ninja'ing me.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You now have split personalities. One of them being yours truly.

I wish I knew if I was now Schizophrenic or not...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I am the devil. Go kill everyone.

I wish to be able to use a corruption I've been saving up.

 

[tsetse]

Granted, but you use it on our own hard drive and now need a new laptop.

I wish Dattebayo does not drop naruto.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish my friends wouldn't make fun of me for playing certain games.

Spoiler

Perve!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, every single person on earth does... For your friends, they get shuttled to moon.

I wish that Ackbar would realize it's a trap a bit sooner.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Even though he calls it a second earlier, people still get caught in it.

I wish I knew someone named Anna Molly.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's you (I know that didn't make much sense).

I wish this thread wasn't dying.

 

[tsetse]

Granted this thread is not dying it is already dead.

I wish oscar de la hoya had beaten Manny Pacqiuao

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but he threw him up.

I wish my PC was fixed.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to have a windows me transplant onto your computer. If you know what windows me is, you'll get it.

Spoiler

It's the 4th worst operating system ever, or something like that.

I wish that there was more activity on the Kirby boards.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but then so much spam and irrelevance goes on, it makes the Ike boards look good. and then so many noobs and flamers and people who don't play Kirby go into the board, it makes the Roy boards look good.

I wish I'd stop posting in these dumb forum games.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Welcome to the Poke Center.

I wish that I could contribute more to the strategy Pokedex.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I don't know what that is, so you just end up catching a serious case of pnemonia. Sorry.

I wish for one million wishes.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're only one infinitieth as good as the one you just wasted. Congrats, you have a million useless wishes?

I wish for exclamation marks?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

I wish for I knew what color to paint my submarine.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but i think there are some ones in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!1!!!!

I wish I could send subliminal messages vocally to give girls a sudden urg to take off their cloths.

EDIT: dang, not again. anyway, you find out the perfect color is yellow, and you paint it that, but then get sued by Paul McCartney and Ringo Star.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it only works on Barbies.

I wish for the Phantom Tollbooth.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's the Phantom Tollbooth of the Opera and sings in you ear in a very high-pitched tone.

I wish my ankle wasn't broken.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your ankle is missing.

I wish Ike's final smash was "Hurricane."

 

[ratmage99]

Granted, but it kills Ike and Ike only.

I wish Wario weren't in Brawl.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you suck for wishing that.

Spoiler

Lol not really, but I myself think he's a cool character and addition.

I wish the sky would ALWAYS be clear.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. A thundercloud always follows you and rains on you.

I wish Mewtwo would be in SSB4.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Oh man... So do I. Granted with no corruption.

I wish for a Dojo for SSB4.

 

[A1lion835]

Ditto. No corruption.

I wish pokemon didn't have extremely cheesy names *cough*ditto*cough*squirtle*cough*charmander*cough*...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must go by their Japanese names, which are much longer and sometimes harder to pronounce.

I wish I could think of some jokes and more things to write in my script.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're all extremely bad and cheesy.

I wish to cut the cheese.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. If you're saying what I'm thinking, you have to do it in front of your crush.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to travel forward in time at the start of every test, which means that you don't even start them and get 0's.

I wish homework was made illegal.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but with no way to reinforce your learning, you fail.

I wish I understood molecular shape in chem.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

EDIT: Ignore this and just answer the post above me.

 

[X Shinigami X]

Granted you now hit a wall you can't climb and will never learn anything more than you know right now.

I wish I had a dr pepper

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, Dr. Phil changes his name to Dr. Pepper and comes to give you a boring speech that you must listen.

I wish I didn't have Rick Roll stuck in my head right now..