Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

(xace seems to not know that Zook is a vader >:D )

Granted, they're trolls on the Smashboards gaming forum.
...but they get ip banned, so all is well again.

Wait... that's not a corrupti*paradox*

I wish that these fickle paradoxes would stop popping up everywhere!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

There's only one way to solve this... Break out the Paradox Degenerator Beta version 0.00000...*paradox*...1

OK, who archived it?

I wish the Paradox Degenerator was unarchived.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but paradoxes are for n00bs.

I wish I had an iron fist.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's so big and tremendously heavy that no amount of bodybuilding and steroids can ever make you pick that up in your lifetime. It's pretty to look at though.

I wish I was Godhead Pickle Inspector.

 

[Snowstalker]

Granted, you spend the rest of your life in a jar.

I wish for a pet Waddle Dee.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It weighs four tons and is 13 stories high. Have fun...

I wish I lived on K-PAX.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it gets overun by K-ECAX.

I wish the pencil was mightier than the pickle.

 

[Jonkku]

(maybe cleaning the sewers of Mumbai could be one?)

lol.. I remember that one.

And, Granted, but now the sword is mightier than you, and it slices you, because you ate the pickle

I wish that my stomach wouldn't hurt.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the rest of your body hurts alot more than your stomach.

I wish the D3 in Fin's avi wasn't creepy.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, I can use another one that's alot creepier..

I wish I wouldn't use it.. Because I have it as an avatar in another forum already.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the rest of the world does and you feel left out.

I wish that the entire world used IRC; minus the n00bs.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's NOT the opposite day so only the noobs use IRC.. It blows is awesome.

I wish it would be opposite day.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish NOT granted, since today isN'T opposite Night Day, You're wish forwardbackfires out on you.

I wish my double negatives make sense.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but since i didnt say anything about opposite day so you blowup.

I wish what i just said wasnt stupid.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, what you said was so smart that people can't understand you.

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, now meteors begin to rain from the heavens.

I wish for armorgeddon. That's right, instead of meteors, big sheets of plate-steel armor drop from the sky.

While your at it, let it rain swords.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I'm an evil koopa wizard!

I wish I wasn't tired... and thus, laugh at everything.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, now everything laughs at YOU!

I wish for something to eat, so-so-so-something to eat.

 

[Midnaftw]

granted, it is a rancid meatloaf

i wish for a wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the wish is broken.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, everything you touch now turns into Gold.

I wish I had the same thing, except I can control what I want to be turned into gold.

 

[Karptroopa]

Wish granted, you attempt to turn my weegee dolly into gold, which backfires and you turn into gold.
I sell you for many monies.

I wish to duplicate my various Kinzer statues, in order to get moar monies.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, the ship they are on is hijacked by Somali pirates.

I wish I could have experienced in real life the Halo kid who wanted to be green.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you turn blue.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you feel emo at the moment and wish to die.

I wish 1048 would leave Smashboards.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, so do you.

I wish for an awesomeness explosion.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's in Kirby's upthrow, and it's being done to you.

I wish Jigglypuff8 would get a location that was about mine's length

Spoiler

you perve's! I'm talking about the location length! Okay, now you're just being messed up!

.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but there is no Jigglyppuff8 on this forum. Just jigglyppuff8.

I wish that lowercase = win.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Kirby=lowercase.

I wish for someone to tell me how to say "here" and have it link off to something (a little help people... how to make new threads would also help).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, Kirby isn't lowercase anymore.

To make words link you have to use the code [url = http://domain name.thing/otherstuff ]Text that you want[/url] Without the spaces in the [ ]. For example
[url =http://Google.com]Yahoo[/url] without the space will give Yahoo.
To make a new thread, just hit the post new post button near the top of the forum.

I wish you understood all this.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish to be recognized as actually having more posts than people.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you have more posts that me, but I come and hit you with the blunt end of the Buster Sword.

I wish I don't get prosecuted for assault.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get charged with assault.

I wish to say to Kirby "I think I'm pregnant... and you're the father!" (bonus points for the reference)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he swallows your baby.

I wish the Energizer bunny hadn't gone to jail for battery.

 

[tsetse]

Granted, he is free on bond but leaves the country and gets eaten by lions

I wish life was appreciated by more people.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. When they die, they appreciate how they wasted it.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you have nothing to do for 4 hours early every morning.

I wish all my homework was done.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption (I feel your pain).

I wish F1wolfguythingy (wow that's not a spelling error) knew that I would have things to do (like homework).

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but he doesn't give you any sympathy.

I wish I knew the coding for invisible font.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted,

I wish th