Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I'm guessing there's a letter on that board for every star in the sky.

I wish I owned all the stars in the sky.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Lucas uses PK Starstorm.

I wish I could use PK Starstorm.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I Great Aether you.

I wish Captain Ike was an actually character and had no bugs in his moveset.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's not a hybrid of Captain Falcon + Ike, though.

I wish Xace had been more specific so we wouldn't have to play as Captain Crunch + Ike.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Captain Crunch + Ike is God of Cereal Tier.

I wish I kereximasploded.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you Slysploded.

I wish that you hadn't highlighted this.

 

[A1lion835]

Access denied.

I wish I hadn't put off my book report until the day and a half before it was due.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you finished it, but you for some reason still get a bad grade.

I wish people wouldn't criticize me for hating school much.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. School is abolished (no corruption).

I wish that Sly Fox would forever be Gaia Online.

 

[Waluigi911]

Thy wish is my command, but Sly Fox shall die from starvation... don't need me to point that out.

I wish to have a million dollars, of course.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but the Genie misheard you and instead gives you a million HOLLARS and yells at you for eternity. You die. Go back to the beginning.

I wish I had more "Choose your own adventure" stories.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you choose not to play.

I wish Jam Stunna was a mod.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, he's the moderator of the Pit Stop.

I wish I had something to wish for besides my headache disappearing.

 

[M15t3R E]

Granted. Your Wii goes wtfBOOM! You should wish for a new one.
I wish I had a tricked-out GC controller- black and also yellow for Pikachu's color with my name in glittery lettering on the back.

 

[Karttibone]

Wish granted, but then it starts doing some electric attacks and the whole electricity shuts down, so you never get to play with it.

I wish that Peach was my Girlfriend.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but she goes on a slutty adventure, leaving you heartbroken.

I wish that this place would not burst into life when I'm asleep. D:

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can never visit it.

I wish for a Kirby Wii.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, having a pink Wii makes you ghay.

I wish I didn't have a science project.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you can no longer create Xaceadoxes.

I wish that I had a ghay Wii.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you now have a Biology project. Too bad you didn't specify.

I wish Sonike was real playable character in Brawl.

Edit: Okay, wish granted, but your Ghay Wii feels left out because there are no other homo Wiis.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's some weird, deranged thing that hackers decide to kill.

I wish that I knew where to vote on allisbrawl.com.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you use the Karpadox to vote.

EDIT: I wish that people would stop ninjaing me everywhere, rawr.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. An A1liondox kills you for not making a wish.

I wish I didn't sometimes think my life is sort of like animes I watch (at some points).

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, your life is now like those horrors you watch.

I wish for money, not because I want to screw the rules, but I just want to buy more games and whatnot.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. This causes a butterfly affect which sends us into a nuclear war due to suddenly missing funds.

I wish I could have pink ink.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I think you are a Kirby, as you spill the ink on yourself.

I wish to screw the rules because I have green hair.

Edit: Jigglypuff8 change your location. It drags out the page.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I kill you.

I wish to go KABOOM!!!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You don't die, all of your bodyparts just sit there in pain for all eternity.

I wish my computer would let me post in the vending machine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you insert something that makes the Vending Machine break.

I wish I could completely relive my favorite memories of my summer vacation in 2003.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They are replaced by porno, and you have to remember that every night, and it's all you dream about.

I wish that I had a functioning Macintosh, instead of my lousy vista machine (if my computer is reading this: how did you become self aware)?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I get the nice DiGiview computer.

I wish I knew whether we really were having a two-hour delay today, or if school was just completely canceled today.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it was never delayed in the first place and you get tardy.

I wish to have the ability to create sandwiches out of thin air.
Ham sandwiches.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, the ham is dry and tastes bad.

I wish the ham wouldn't be dry, the sandwiches wouldn't taste bad, and I would also get one every time Karp creates one.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but they mayo is spoiled.

I wish for a delicious ham sandwich that has absolutely nothing wrong with it, and I don't die.

 

[Kinzer]

Granted, there's nothing wrong with it. In fact, it's probably the perfect hand-made ham sammich that even God himself would not be able to make.

It's just too bad you can't get your hands on it, since Falco is gaurding the bread.

I wish Falco would let me have some pizza cake.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, he decides to guard that too, though, so you don't ever get to taste it.

I wish Falco would stop his fetish with flour.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but he now has a fetish for flowers. O.o

I wish the Forum Games section had its own meme.

(maybe cleaning the sewers of Mumbai could be one?)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Darth Vader.

I wish I knew how the vaders are doing.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they were defeated by the Zook Fangirlz.

I wish for strawberry rain.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, chocolate-covered strawberry rain.

I wish RB fans weren't trolls on the GH Community.