Wish Corruptor

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You get pirated.

I wish that A1lion835 would watch some YouTube Poops.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption, because everybody should watch YTP.

I wish people would stop ignoring me in the MYM thread.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. People no longer ignore you in the "Mama Yo Mama" thread. I wish people didn't want me to watch YTP.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Welcome to prison.

I wish for Robotnik's game.

 

[A1lion835]

Gra-PINGAS! PINGAS!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you, mah boi, DIE!!

I wish for mah dinner.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your dinner consists of PINGAS and more PINGAS.

I wish for an awesome dance move to named after me.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, its PINGAS! I wish to not be obsessed with saying that. Edit: Granted. It's the PINGAS!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but now all you can think about are Stones

I wish it was official weight.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. That made no sense. I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you DIED.

I wish for the 999 page.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It melts, destroying this thread and countless dreams of being the first poster on page 1000. Nice job. I wish to know if I am the person who has been here the longest (in the group of people who regularly post here).

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you haven't..

I wish not to be lazy or over active.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're PROACTIVE! I wish that FinNess would recognize that as that weird acne product.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, he does. But now you have to do the ProActive commercials.

I wish I hadn't wasted my weekend and had been more productive with my time.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Think about the word "productive." I wish I wouldn't confuse Popertop with Meta Jr.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you learn how to read..

I wish A1lion doesn't get insulted by that.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I am no longer insulted... once I KILL you. I wish that this post could be the first on page 1000.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but you spend all your time on smashboards and are lonely.

I wish I wasn't lonely...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You turn into Jigglypuff. I wish there was a technique called the SHDP (Short Hop Double PINGAS).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's a banned AT.

I wish to have the first post on the 1,000th page.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED DENIED DENIED.

I wish for this post to make history.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It was the first time I've seen someone's location being location:location:.

I wish that I passed history.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you fail Spelling. (Ooooh, that's harsh.)

I wish this stain would get off of my clothing.

EDIT: Aw, that's a shame. I'm not gonna make it to be the first poster on page 1000.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. 5 more come. I wish to post this before anyone else.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you just did.

I wish for I'M GONNA MAKE IT!

EDIT: YES I FRICKIN' MADE IT WITHOUT CHEATING

 

[A1lion835]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!

I wish to kill Sly Fox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I come back as a ghost and rub this event in your face.

I wish for congratulations and a trophy.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They turns into PINGAS!

I wish that me shortening all my posts on the last 2 pages had actually done something.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It causes a new epidemic to sweep the globe, killing billions. Way to go, you've doomed the human race.

I wish this thread would suddenly grow 5,000 more pages.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, we're all old by then.

I wish Gryphon wasn't mad/sad at me right now.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He's envious of you for making history. That's much, much worse.

I wish I was kidding.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You turn 3 years old (hahaha bad pun).

I wish people wouldn't be horrified if I said that I didn't mind dooming the human race.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they're beyond horrified.

I wish for more votes for This Game's Winner in MYM3.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but a paradox occurs.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted...

THE MEGA-B*TCH SMASHED YOUR HEAD!!!

I wish to know about somebody on here that has watched Drop Dead Fred.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I kill them.

I wish to not get lazy and contribute to MYM 4.

When does it start btw?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I think it's in about a week or so, but I'll edit this post when I find out for sure.

Also, granted, but you don't get your homework done.

I wish homework didn't even exist.

EDIT: It's around Thanksgiving Day.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted really hard work does.

I wish nobody would steal my ideas for MYM 4.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but it turns out the ideas have already been used.

I wish for a trophy for being first poster on page 1000 AND for the 15000th post in this thread.