Wish Corruptor

[Tom]

Granted, but its been half-eaten by Ed.

Granted, but it didn't really happen. *hint hint* jfakslfjlaks;jflksajflka;sjflk;sjal;kfjSTFUsf;sajfklsadjflsajfl;saj

I wish that I was a huge douche who didn't know what he was talking about.

I see some censor dodging...

Now that its my job to bother you guys about following the rules, I'm going to start bothering you guys to follow the rules.

I wish I were a moderator.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you already are, so you turn into Captain Falcon and a Karpadox ensues.

I wish mods would know better than to cause paradoxes all the time!

 

[Tom]

Granted, but they also know how to look and see previous edits of posts.

I wish everyone else could see how I ninja'd you!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but then everyone else remembers that I am Ninja Karp; master of ninjas, so they forgive me for my non-ninjaness and give me monies.
And then yet another paradox occurs.

I wish that Tom nom nom nom stays a good mod.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but he has a grudge against Ninjakarps...

I wish to turn into a The Cheat.

 

[Tom]

I wish that Tom nom nom nom stays a good mod.

Granted, but your other mod is Eor, and he's not so nice.

Granted, but he has a grudge against Ninjakarps...

I wish to turn into a The Cheat.

Granted, but Homestar runner challenges you to a kicking contest.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you just wished for Karptroopa to become emperor of the galaxy, but I corrupt that and I become emperor of time and space.

I wish for the Karptroopadox.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--

*paradox*

 

[Karptroopa]

*no granting because of paradox*

I wish that I am a parado*more of them come*

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but an A1liondox, in all its power, kills all paradoxes (except A1lion and Kinzerdoxes).

I wish I knew what the f*ck an A1liondox was.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a paradox that cause all people to not be people, yet still be corn dogs...

I wish I wasn't a manslaughterer, according to StB.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I rip out your nose hair.

I wish to be the first poster on page 1000.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, first poster on every page has to eat the Forest Mushrooms.

I wish for the ability to speed up/slow down time.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can only speed up time while on dates or taking tests, and only slow down time when old relatives of yours kiss you on the cheek (aka grandmas).

I wish to be recognized as the discoverer of Eggdashing, a technique that lets yoshi waveland in brawl(w/o hacks).

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Granted. You also make wavedashing impossible.

I wish I had prepared myself.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I kill you because you aren't prepared enough.

I wish to brag that I am a smash child.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You're put in timeout for doing so.

I wish for 4 more pages.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get 4 pages of paper.

I wish to insert Mozilla Firefox.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the vending machine is in another thread.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, they stick to the ceiling.

I wish that WTH Pikapoo.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They are really big and fall on you.

I wish to suddenly die.

Edit: Given that I don't know what that is, I'll stick with my pancake corruption.

 

[PKSkyler]

Granted, but some one brings you back to life w/ DRAGOOONBAAALLLZ!

I wish I had PSI

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, both your and A1lion's wishes merge and the universe dais.

I wish to save the universe.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I slaughter the world.

I wish to get comments on my new theme.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You go "I'm gonna save the universe! Dunananananana!" Then a pancake squishes you.

I wish to do what Karptroopa just attempted to do.

Edit: Granted. I get pissed off because people keep posting before me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, a mudkip squishes you.

I wish for that mudkip to be Sly's pet.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it's not really a mudkip...

I wish my hands were clean.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. By "clean" you mean "non-existant", right?

I wish to laugh at XACE-K for having no hands.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but now you have no feet.

I wish that these errors would be amended, and I not harmed in the process.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to clean every school in the world (random).

I wish to clean the sewers in Mumbai.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted...? You see, by not corrupting your wish, I have corrupted it because I assume it was your intention to get corrupted all along.

I wish fo- *paradox...again*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you just made me rip my own head off while it was already detached from the neck.

I wish to go to the Garden of DEEESSSSSSSTRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUCCCCTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get destroyed(?...)

I wish to clean the sewers in Mumbai (give me a corruption, come on!).

 

[Zook]

Granted. Tay Zonday sues you for 11 trillion dollars for stealing his lyrcis, and wins.

I wish I get the 1st post on page 1000.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I change the number of posts on a page in a way that you don't.

I wish for a gameboy.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has a PINGAS joystick instead of a D-pad.

I wish for somebody to go to the Kennywood article in Wikipedia to see what I did to it. (If it's been edited back, let me know.)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's changed back.

I wish that I could go to PINGASburgh.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must eat their fresh-cut PINGAS.

I wish for West Muffin.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It turns into PINGAS! I wish to know what PINGAS is.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

It's basically the word p*nis, but PINGAS, if you say it ten times fast, can actually sound like it. It originated from Robotnik, who said to his minions, "SnooPING AS usual, I see!" but emphasized the PINGAS, so it sounds a lot like he said "p*nis."

I wish to not get ninja'd, what with taking so long to post this and all.

EDIT: Yay! My wish was granted!