Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You burn out your vocal chords after singing three songs.

I wish I was ranked number 1 in the world for Gears 2.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I drop 1,697,043 bricks on you.

I wish I knew how to make words in my posts contain links.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but now that's disabled in any forum you go to.

I wish for lulz.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I say "lulz" when I bite your head off.

I wish my parents would let me play Wii.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but the smash it when you're playing.

I wish for some Pepto Bismol.

 

[tsetse]

Granted, but you smash it while drinking it.

I wish for world peace.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it gets smashed by a nuclear bomb.

I wish to get smashed.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get your head smashed off.

I wish to be the first person to post on page 1000 (don't we all).

 

[Bowser King]

Granted but a glitch occurs and I somehow have my post before your's.

I wish I could teleport.

-Bowser King

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but for c-c-combo breaking, you teleport into your own mouth; thus deleting yourself from existence.

I wish that I was like Kirby.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you SUCK! (JK)

I wish for the Super Fist of the Wobble-Wobble.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you never get a clear aim, and thus CF decides to toy with you...

I wish that I SUCK!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, I suck.

I wish that guy in the corner off my room smoking cocaine would go away.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he sees your post, first.

I wish for the Triforce.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, all the n00bs who were saying it was in OoT get angry and shatter it using their stupidity power.

I wish that we could get the goddesses to fix it.

 

[Tomkraven]

grated but they change its location up to your ***

i wish i had an eternal mangekyou sharingan

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, google won't tell me what that is so the goddesses come and shove a gigantic tree up your rear.

I wish to give that guy some anaesthetic.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Never mind.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the Oct 08 ones flock here. D:

I wish to FIAH MAH LAZAHS at them.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Not granted. We love them here! *hint hintfkjaskfjalskjflsjjlkfjsa;fjstfufskaldjfl;asjflasjk;fj*

I wish for all that all pre-NOV 08s would admit they're big fat douuches who are stupid and have never played smash before because NOV 08ers are all smarter than us.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Never mind.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it didn't really happen. *hint hint* jfakslfjlaks;jflksajflka;sjflk;sjal;kfjSTFUsf;sajfklsadjflsajfl;saj

I wish that I was a huge douche who didn't know what he was talking about.

 

[Tomkraven]

granted but she will keep saying that they love them

i wish that Karptroopa will read naruto mangas and discover what a mangekyou sharingan is

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Alright, I see what you're getting at, jpp8. Sorry.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, however he just skims long enough to know what that is and never reads Naruto again.

I wish for a new page ASAP.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I have nooo idea what's going on....

I wish I did though.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted...

C'mon, new page...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I don't post...But I posted so I created a paradox.

Easy wish. Cake.

 

[Tomkraven]

granted but your mind collapses in an infinite jigglupuff song paradox

i wish i could find my remote

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was up your ***.

I wish for a new page.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I change my post view from 15 to 20, so it isn't a new page.

I wish I remembered to make a wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you wished for me to die.

I wish for moar long-sleeved shirts.

 

[Tomkraven]

granted but the wish u remembered was about getting a vasectomy and it was granted too

i wish i could wish for something not involving food or body parts

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, we ban you at the You're Banned! game.

I wish that forum game newbs would stop getting ninja'd

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. They get banned instead.

I wish for sweet, sweet oblivion.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's not real but I am.

Time to remember some of my old posts!

"I wish for some of XACE's pudding! :D"

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's a month old and is all skin. Ewww.

I wish for some fresh pudding.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I zap it with an ageing ray before you lay your hands on it.

I wish for no moar pudding skins!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

BUT DOUBLE DEE!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE PUDDING SKINS!!!

i WISH FOR BUTTERED TOAST!