Wish Corruptor

[Jonkku]

Granted, but there's no soundcard, nor can you get one... Good luck trying to get the speakers do anything useful.

I wish it was weekend already..

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. New Finnish law states that school is now 7 days a week.

I wish I could be liberated from my stress.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish Granted, but you can never show any other emotions.

I wish i had found the golden ticket in my wonka bar

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You spend 35 years looking for this golden ticket, wasting your entire life eating candy bars and getting fat.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but your hair grows so fast and long that you cant see and it hurts your eyes and you cant cut it!!

I wish to marry my dream girl when im of age, and that her credit isnt wack

 

[Jim Morrison]

Granted, but she's not of age and you go to jail.

I wish I could go to jail too.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but your charged with murder and executed the day after you get there.

I wish I had Spider powers without 6 arms

 

[Jim Morrison]

Granted, instead you get 8 arms.

I wish someone would corrupt this.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you are BANNED!!!!

I wish nothing made sense.

 

[MrLuigiman]

wish granted, but now you make sense and whole world hates u for being different

I wish I was a ninja!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you are instantly crippled by nearby pirates.

I wish for rof hsiw I. comewel to Sidemoon! Good-bye...and Hello!

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but ididnt understand your wish and your a walrus

I wish i had a Monkey

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have a monkey

Spoiler

a** where your face is supposed to be

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I wish become A1lion835 factorial.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Granted, the wish is corrupted itself.

Break the chain by not wishing.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, I just broke a chain of paperclips without wishing for it to happen.

I wish I took meth class.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Granted but you misspelled meth and went to math class,

I wish my sig would come back

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but here, having a sig is against the rules so you get permabanned.

I wish that a certain person here didn't post their sigs.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted but it changed so that you posted your sig here.

I wish i was inferior to bans.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You can't have an avatar anymore, so I guess you two are even.

I wish my shoulder wasn't sore.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted but now the rest of your body is.


I wish Luigi got another game for him to star in.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Mario is Missing 2.

I wish for Pokemon Trozei 2.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted but the only character is ash and he is always yelling HITLER!!!! HITLER!!!!!

I wish Brawl had Megaman in it

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. He's the worst character in the game (all moves make him lose), and you are then only allowed to play as him.

I wish to be a radical terrorist.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Granted, but have to do a suicide bombing.

I wish i could fly

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it's only for one turn and I use that free turn to bring out my Swords Dance Yache Berry Garchomp that PWNs you.

I wish I could play Pokmeon Pearl without my results being recorded in the journal.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Granted but instead its written on your forehead.

I wish i had charlie the unicorn as my best friend

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. His friends take your kidney.

I wish my last, like 5 posts hadn't needed to be edit b/c someone posted before me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but whenever you are at the computer, you will post 5 seconds after someone else.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but become 4 right when you buy the ticket so your underage and go to jail,

I wish for my kidney back

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's cut in half and has 44 holes in it.

I wish for MONAY!!!!

 

[MrLuigiman]

Wish granted, but the money is stolen property, so you go to jail.

I wish for Superpowers

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but they are 1) turning into a pile of goo and 2) being bad at brawl.

I wish my pants didn't have holes in them.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but now you have to give all your pants to me and wear my stylin' ripped jeans.

I wish that I could cosplay.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!!!

I wish I was glue.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are the glue in that stupid saying that goes something like "I am rubber you are glue whatever you say bounces of me and goes back to you."

I wish for immortal destructivation (not meant to make sense).

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're now a yellow-bellied sap-suckin' lilly-livered two-bit good-for-nuthin' lousy low-life dern doggone varmit.

(JK)

I wish for an awesome guitar solo.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's an EPIC FAIL.

I wish bobobobobobobo never existed.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, neither do you.

I wish Captain Falcon had a moustache.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's so big it envelopes the universe. Nice job.

I wish to have feedback on my new location.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, it sux.

Spoiler

jk...or am I?

I wish that I had another hour of candle light to burn tonight.