Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, she said, "I've been cheating with F1r3w0lf for the past 8 years, and you're stupid for not figuring it out. Goodbye."

I wish I liked whoever said that.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. Yes, it was King Harkinian. I wish to not be a total bastard.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are a complete *******.

I wish that when I posted a few pages ago, I had made it clearer that SS was Super Smash.

Edit: Hey! bast*rd showed up all starred! Kill the mods!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it's too late.

I wish I was Ganon banned.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You make no sense.

I wish to ** * ** ** ** ** ** * *** ** * ** **** ** ****.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you decide to find loopholes around the censoreship, but then get banned.

I wish for some pie.

 

[ranmaru]

Oops, ignore this post. My bad.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. I cannot ignore this post.

I wish for high end frame rate.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are sued by Ike for your name.

I wish to holy (censored) on a (censored) sandwich with (censored) on top, and a side order of (censored)!

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. You get censored.

I wish that Peach would bair my face off.

 

[tsetse]

Granted, you are now full of it.

i wish the word (censored) was censored.

 

[A1lion835]

********.

I wish I could be in the SBR.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are immediately banned as a result though.

I wish Sly's new forum had more members. Like, over 9000 memberrs would be nice...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, I kill everyone because I'm not in it.

I wish I could be in it.

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Granted, you are in a sea-based radar in middle of the pacific ocean.

I wish I could sing.

 

[LadyKirbess]

granted, but the only song you can sing is Numa Numa

i wish i could see the future

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you can only see the universe once it has reached a state of maximum entropy.

I wish I could sing the Numa Numa song.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I sing it better.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're frozen.

I wish to be better at Super Smash.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you still suck but not as much.

I wish I didn't have a report to do.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have 5.

I wish I could be even better than chudat at Kirby playing.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. I'm even better than you.

I wish I didn't feel terrible.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you feel great...but you fall off a cliff.

I wish I could defy logic.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you defy logic that Karp is awesome and you thus make him super awesome. I wish to no longer be a Smash Child, and instead be a Smash Apprentice.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, get more posts.

I wish I would stop with my knuckle cracking habit.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you start snapping people's necks as a habit.

I wish that everybody I hated died and that I could get homeschooled.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I'm your teacher.

I wish I could get my neck snapped and not die.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, you're paralyzed from the wrists down.

I wish that FirustheHedgehog wasn't so right all the time.(He/she/it/potato is still awesome though!)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, most people still hate him when they argue with him.

I wish for a secret clubhouse.

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Granted, but you don't have a club and you never will.
I wish I had a MacBook.

 

[Shinigami Cooper]

Granted but it can only run vista for some reason....
I wish I that my history grade would go up 3 points

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but your epic points go all the way to negative fifty. I wish I could enter paragraphs into Smashboards posts again. :

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you regain the ability to enter paragraphs just as you are banned from SWF.

I wish it wasn't getting close to the end of the year.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it gets close to your birthday, but you miss it and turn emo as a result.

I wish to save Christmas.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, but your most annoying relative gets all the credit.

I wish I knew what poem I should do for AP Lit.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's Green Eggs and Ham.

I wish for a basement cat.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, it's not litterbox trained. Did I mention you have very expensive carpets in your basement?

I wish people didn't fart.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. We are all anorexic/bulimics because farting is a sign that you're eating and getting nutrition.

I wish that I was a bigger nerd than I am now.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I beat you up for being a nerd.

I wish my report would print.

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but its in a printer in Antarctica. Good luck finding it.

I wish my computer had speakers.