Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted...ha!

I wish for tomorrow to come quickly, because it's my 16th birthday.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It comes so quick, it's now 11/9/08 23:59:59.

I wish that I could play a maniac shooter(like touhou)

 

[dark-war-cloud]

...that's not granted .-.
Granted, but everyone you love dies and you never are able to eat cake again.
I wish I had knives in my hands like wolverine.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, they are surgically placed into you (like Wolverine's), but you don't have his recovery abilities so you get gangrene and die.

I wish I could beat Phoenix.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Phoenix Wright objects you from doing so.

I wish everything I did created a paradox.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but doing what you just did there didn't create a paradox, which just created a paradox, so I guess it did.

I wish I could beat the calculator game Phoenix.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you can't beat Cube.

I wish I wasn't so tired last night so I could have stayed up for a K.K. concert in Animal Crossing rather than going to bed.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, when you appeared, though, he called the Security as you did not have a pass.

I wish that I had Animal Crossing for DS.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, have fun deciphering Mr. Saturn text.

I wish for clean socks.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but there is a Fly in those Socks.

I wish for the Super Fist of the Nose Hair IRL.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I kick you in the PINGAS!

I wish speed was my game.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Sally's your name.

I wish speed was my name.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, a random hedgehog runs you over.

I wish to reinflate Sly Fox.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, he is filled with too much air and pops.

I wish for a car.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I fill it's tires with too much air and for some reason, the galaxy pops.

I wish to stop the popping noise in my ears.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now deaf.

I wish that I one.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you lose the game anyways.

I wsih for wish.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. Your ears just pop off.

I wish the original Ramones would reunite (I know they're dead. Make it happen.)

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, they reunite as zombies and eat your head off.

I wish to eat dinner at Ratatoing.

Spoiler

Zelda: You've got to be fukkin' kiddin'.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, King Harkinian is there and won't stop saying Mah Boi and you lose your appetite.

I wish Little Bee was better than Bee Movie.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Johnny B. Goode is even better.

I wish for the YouTube Toilet.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, an infinite amount of terrible Youtube Poops comes out of it.

I wish for the Porcelain Youtube Toliet.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, your dog takes a crap and it becomes a mixture of PINGAS and weegee staring you down.
i wish smashboards allowed bigger avatars

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I have no clue what "smogon" is so my imaginary dog comes over to your house and takes a **** in your loo instead.

I wish my imaginary dog would become real and not make imaginary dog poop.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He makes real poop now. Everywhere. And I mean everywhere...

I wish this thread was 17 pages longer.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but now it's back to normal.
I wish i wouldn't make typo's so often

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you just make them 100% of the time.

I wish that it would be 9000% of the time.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you can't handle it.

I wish I was 1 inch taller.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you're 10 inches larger in width.

I wish to inhale Scarfy.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Now you can't exhale it.

I wish confusion would stop in H&H.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I go there and kick everybody's arse.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's fake and you attempt to spend it.
And then get arrested.

I wish to swallow Scarfy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!!!

I wish Karp would stop having a Scarfy fetish.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you have one now.

I wish XACE would stop thinking I have fetishes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, he knows you have fetishes.

I wish I knew why a toaster.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, he knows you have a toaster fetish.

I wish that XACE may have my fetishes. :3

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you have to call me Xace and give me $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.98

I wish I knew about what I know.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. You now know what you know, but you want to know about what you don't now. And that r b impossible.

I wish for 17 potions in H&H.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you faint just before that and potions can't revive you.

I wish for some good music to magically appear on my mp3 player.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!! because I have no originality.

I wish I knew what she said.