Wish Corruptor

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, everyone else in the world hates you.

I wish that everyone didn't hate Xsyven.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Xsyven hates me. D:

I wish I was Oscar the Grouch.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you live in a trash can. :O

I wish everybody hated Raymond.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but everybody loves Chris.

I wish Sonic the Baron was Baron the Sonic.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, that creates a Barondox. :O

I wish Karp couldn't stand WeeGee doll.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, GYARADOS CAN STAND THE WEEGEE DOLL THOUGH.
i wish i had a mushroom by my icon without having to pay for being a premium member.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's one of those lame, real life mushrooms, not the SMB one.

I wish I knew what to do with today.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you have "fun" with an old guy.

I wish someone would get the reference in my location.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but it's someone you will never meet or see or communicate with in any way.
I wish brawl wifi nor any aspects of it sucked

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must play Slow Brawl from now on, though.

I wish the next person would stop calling me.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. I start mailing you PINGAS!

I wish I was a Master Baiter.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you specialize in selling Master Bait for fishers.

I wish I could go back to my aunt and uncle's lake (my favorite place in the world) before this spring.

Spoiler

And if at all possible, that it would be nice and sunny out, and that the temperature would be summer temperature.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the lake is suffering from jaundice this year.

What else could explain the new colour?
...

I wish that I wasn't such a jerk.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're beef jerky.

I wish for beef jerky.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you get me.
But in Soviet Russia, beef jerky eats YOU!!

*eats Sly*

I wish that Smashboard's Forum Games section wouldn't be as slow at weekdays.
(you should see the ZU ones, they ish fast, no matter what time nor day)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wish for the same thing, so...

Granted, hopefully no corruption.

I wish I could find the meet & greet and forum games section on ZU (I looked for it, seriously).

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted...

IT HIDES FROM J00!!!
(OK, the Meet and Greet forum is hidden inside the Community Central Forum;
and the Forum Games may or may not magically appear for you within a month's time. :D)

I wish that a month passes.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you miss out on Thanksgiving and a time paradox occurs.

I wish to get up at 5:30 - 6:00 tomorrow morning.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you are waken up by Ipo the Reader.

I wish for his book of Koridai.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he ****s you with it.

I wish to rad the secret Ipo.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but he dies 'cause you read him.

I wish for moar Ipo youtube poop!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZllI4KWqugg

I wish for Big Poe.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get xBigNumber magnification poe.

I insert a poe's soul.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you die.

I wish I hadn't stolen Xace's Ganon's signature line.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you die.

I wish I hadn't stolen Sly Fox's Xace's Ganon's signature line.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you die.

I wish I hadn't stolen Karptroopa's Xace's Sly Fox's Gaon's signature line.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Marcell Toine dies.

I wish I hadn't stealed Marcell Karptroopa's Sly Fox's Xace's PINGAS! Ganon's signature line.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, you stole a crappy(er) one.
i wish that the next poster didn't have a wish

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you die.

I wish that dark-war didn't c-c-combo break!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he d-d-d-die!

I wish for Robotnik's diploma.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's a diploma in nefarious plots that always go wrong.

I wish for Bowser's diploma.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, you get to train thinks to slowly move left and right.
SLOOOOOOWER... SLOWER

i wish that both of you wouldn't go back and fourth with inside jokes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now it's the entire Vader army using inside jokes.

I wish I could know what is going on with the Vader invasion.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but your memory becomes wiped.
I wish i had some pixie sticks

 

[PrepareYourself]

Your brother snorts them.

I wish 2 more people would come to H&H.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but they think it sucks and they leave.
I wish i had a twin brother who wasn't evil (i don't have one at all, i just don't want an evil one.)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, he/she/it/potato is better than you in every possible way.

I wish I had a portable Fire Emblem game.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, it's for the game & watch and is undefinable.
i wish i had a potato

 

[eman]

Your wish is granted, but the potato is loaded with dog crap...

I wish I had an actual RIG....

 

[dark-war-cloud]

...I... I love dog crap... you know me so well
Granted, but you have my babies
I wish that the next post would just be a wish and not a grant.