Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

I'm cool with that.

Also, granted, but you use NINTENDO GUIDES to help you, which is un-honorable. Why? Because I said so.

I wish for some FOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. If you cook your thumbs, that becomes food.

I wish for Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon to get a U.S. release date.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It will be released here in a few centuries. Yay!

I wish it was now or never.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you don't want to live forever.
I wish it was my life, because i don't want to live my life a lie.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you life your live a lie alive.

I wish to dance my cares away, worry's for another day!

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Tomorrow you suffer a mental breakdown because you set aside your worries to another day.

I wish I had Captain Falcon's nipples.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you have peaches breasts.
I wish that Obama was safer from the McCaingsters

 

[shadow3.0]

Granted. The SSR think you are an assassin and kill you.

I wish I was better at brawl (Sooo basic <_<)

 

[dark-war-cloud]

.-.
Granted, You get shot by the ssr for beating our new president at brawl.
I wish that all of the racists in the world would either die or recieve a giant smack of common sense to their faces.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, they get slapped with a dictionary and die. (please don't ask how a dictionary is common sense)

I wish I could remember the word for the state of not remembering the exact word you want/need. (lol ironic wish)

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the irony is too much and you turn into a Karptroopadox.

I wish for the I wish for the I wish for the I wish for the I wish for the I wish for the *crashes*

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but OH NO KARPDOOR FAILED TO GIVE AN ERROR MESSAGE!!!

I wish Karptroopa would stop crashing and making Karpadoxes or Karptroopadoxes...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, paradox.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it produces paradoxes.

I wish for a paradox machine.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, you were never born.
I wish for a a delicious fish

 

[LadyKirbess]

granted, its a shark and it thinks you're delicious

i wish someone would save dark-war-cloud

 

[dark-war-cloud]

granted... im saved, doesn't help you at all ._.
I wish someone would tell me what he meant by that.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you got to Cori DIE!!! where you DIE!!! when you eat dinner.

I wish to eat said dinner.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

That didn't grant my wish ._.
anyways, you get food poisoning and die a painful death
i wish that i could never get sick or die.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your body breaks.

I wish for sometin.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get a tin can, but its thrown at your face.

I wish I knew what the title was for the song the radio played and forgot to announce it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's by Michael Jackson.

I wish to taste the rainbow.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, it tastes like my cat

Spoiler

get the reference, anyone?

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I wish to know how to start a new thread (help please...)

 

[dark-war-cloud]

OHAHAHAH A PUSSYCAT JOKE
granted, you are banned for not reading the rules, though.
I wish i had infinite delicious unharmful candy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get MegaWar Heads, but you won't be able to eat them all... (kills your tounge xP)

I wish for some Mega War Heads.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but they were intercepted over Iran and started a nuclear war.

I wish I had some Mega Warheads candy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they were out of stock, so you get cry babies instead.

I wish for some cry babies.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, you're one of them.

I wish (again) for help creating a new thread.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it ends in copyright, and your a** being sued for $250,000.

I wish I could fly, like a flying man.

 

[tsetse]

granted but flying man flies on the backs of flying porcupines so it means a world of hurt for you.

I wish Mccain had won.

 

[LadyKirbess]

granted, but it was just a dream

i wish all the hype of the election was over already

 

[Nintendood]

granted, but you get sent into 2012 to experience it all over again.

I wish i had my own laptop.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it overheats and explodes... Also, there's no warranty and it cost you over 9000 dollars/euros/whatever. (unless it's yenis or something similiar, in that case it's over 9000 millions)

I wish to go 24 hours into the future..

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, you create a paradox and you spontaneously combust.
I WISH FOR NOTHING.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get every disease that exists.

I wish that holding A really charged a laser..

Spoiler

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but now you can only charge it, not fire it

I wish i COULD fire the charged laser

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I can reflect it.

I wish I has a pet rhino.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish i COULD fire the charged laser

A better one would be that you set the laser to MISS.

;3

Granted, Xace, but its a female Rhino, and it falls in love with you.

I wish for a good job that I can't lose.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

"GOOD JOB"!!! Nothing can be lost on the internet. Take good care of it.

I wish to go to Burger King.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you have no money.

I wish for some food