Wish Corruptor

[eman]

Granted, Mario is FTW

 

[tsetse]

Granted already.

I wish people would continue in the spirit of the game.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you can only post 5 more times on Smashboards, never reaching that epic mark...

I wish Randy (from Survivor: Gabon) learned how to shot web.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but he doesn't have tall buidlings to swing through, just trees, though. Not much people to save either.

I wish I had a gf. :3

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you don't like eachother...

I wish my exam week wouldn't be a failure. (Meaning that I don't fail any exams.)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted it's an EPIC failure. You fail the tests but you do it in EPIC fashion.

I wish I could go to the center of the Earth.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you get stuck there, and all the mole men are trying to upwards dig, and they always fail. (they die, thank you gravity)

I wish I could play with a good smasher around these parts.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted but he mains Meta Knight.

I wish Captain Falcon was discovered to be 100:0 against Meta Knight.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it was also discovered that Mario > Captain Falcon somehow.

I wish for a Name change.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted. Your new name is Osana D. Ladyn.

I wish my history mid-term had 200 possible extra credit points on an 100 point scale.

 

[~TBS~]

granted, but you only had one question right and epically failed on the extra credit points.

I wish i can be the best sonic player of all time.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

granted, but it's only becuase Sonic's metagame never develops anymore and he drops to unplayable tier.

I wish I wished for a wish.

 

[LadyKirbess]

granted, but its not what you wanted and it gets corrupted anyway...lol

i wish i could fly

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you can only fly for one day.

I wish to know what I really wanted to wish for.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, the knowledge changes your life, causing you to never have posted here, and...oh crap.

*paradox*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the Windmill Guy appears with his Song of Storms paradox.

I wish MarsRoy would type using proper grammar and spelling.

(He's a n00b in the Pool Room)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but the mods stop.

I wish for a political parody of a nursery rhyme.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but it's been made by...Weird Al Yankovich!

I wish for Barney the Dinosaur to eat laxatives/prune juice/bran cereal!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he takes a huge s*** on you.

I wish Raging-Banebou would die in a very fiery pit of doom due to his inflation fetish.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, in heaven he finds inflated virgins.

I wish for the love of the girl I crush on.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you later find out she's much more annoying you thought but she won't leave you alone for five minutes.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish..

Also I wish that Ocarina of Time

Spoiler

(as in the Zelda game)

didn't include massive time paradoxes.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you discover Majora's Mask.

I wish to be a better smasher.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, you can now open a cashew with a hammer in .00000000000000031415926 seconds.

I wish I could calculate the first 10^27356327535784375875943275836723532847583753287594327502 35732985743257325 digits of pi.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted *world kereximasplodes*

f***.

I wish we could fix the world.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you die anyways.

I wish I didn't steal that.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you steal my Sonic the Baron's pudding.

I wish my wish was crossed out.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. The Karpadox occurs because I feel weird today.

Granted?

 

[Jonkku]

Wished..

I wish to be prepared, so that I would make both, Scar (not the SWF Scar, but the Lion King movie one) and Illidan Stormrage happy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!

I wish Dr. Ivo Octorok was mah boi!.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but he heads to Corridie and kills the radioactive spiders in the vicinity, leaving the internet meme,
How do I shot web?, to die on the spot. Everyone of 4chan now hates you, and so do the Forum games.

I wish the army of Calcutta listen to this for six hours straight.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but they betray the song and listen to some Pingasforce songs.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and do my project.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you do it wrong.

I wish to take a sip from my glass of Cola.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you drop the rest of it on your crotch and everybody thinks you wet yourself.

I wish could breath fire.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you can only do so upon your computer and every other computer that you see. And you can't control it.

I wish that I wouldn't lose it so much on forums.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you win it. You win an award. You win the PINGAS! award. Basically, it's a dildo with a "CONGRATULATIONS" message on it.

I wish I was more afraid to go there.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted. You nerver make another vulgur joke again. In fact, you completley loose your sense of humour.

I wish PINGAS was officialy recognized as a valid term.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!

I wish someone would take away my dildo.

 

[XACE-K]

O_o

I wish bad images didn't pop up in my head after reading Karp's wish.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, they stay there, and no more continue to pop up.

I wish I was popular.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. You should read my corruption on the last page to Karp's wish to find out what it's really about.

I wish I didn't suck at Zelda (I'm recovering from a long period of time spent not playing the series).

EDIT: Granted, you are popular with the losers.