Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the Pieadox ensues due to jumbled up meanings.

Everyone becomes a pie; and guess what! You all are craving pie.
Except me, I'm craving chocolate.

I wish that this wish detonates itself upon XACE-K's foot, whilst wishing for more pie.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Xace's blood splatters on you from his foot. You can never wipe it off for some reason.

I wish to knock down the walls! {It's alive in you!} Knock down the walls! {You're alone it's true!}

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're the walls in your cubicle (I don't care if you don't have one) and they all fall on you.

I wish T!Mmy would brawl me.

 

[Midnaftw]

Granted, you're character turns into a cabbage, suicides 3 times, then your Wii turns into a PS1 making it useless. Then it explodes, killing the skunk that lives behind your TV.

I wish the skunk would come back to life and kill A1lion835 with a bazooka.

 

[Zelgius]

Granted, the skunk will come back to life and kill A1lion835 with a bazooka,
but will also kill you!

I wish that A1lion835 will come back to life and brawl me!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you lose. LOSING MARTH AGAINST KIRBY?!?! *minus rep*

I wish I could have the armor from Zelgius' avatar.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but your smiley doesn't fit in it and chokes.

I wish I knew why they had to put in ridiculous songs in the Super Mario cartoons.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's because you took part in it.

I wish to DO THE MARIO!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you swing your arms or something.. Whatever he sings in the song.

I wish my neck didn't hurt, and that the pain just didn't move to another place...

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it moves to your computer.
As a computer has no pain threshold, due to lacking any feelings, it implodes a small section of your home.

I wish that it wasn't broken.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you didn't specify "it".

I wish for more time.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you didn't specify for what you want more time.

I wish for specifications.

 

[Midnaftw]

wish granted, but this post lacks specifications, it just says it lacks specifications. And that's not really a specification is it Mr. Specification?

I wish I wish I was a Fish who could never be on a dish and had the power to squish a fish who could never be on a dish and had the power to squish a fish who could never.....

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish midnaftw would STFU.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I start posting random spam though.

I wish this was a more spammy post.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get banned. FOR LYFE!!!

I wish for Za Warudo.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you die because of ROADO ROLLERA DA!!!

I wish for WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

 

[Midnaftw]

Granted, WRYYYYYYYYYY

I wish XACE-K would think of a decent reply to the fish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he forgets.

I wish for pickles.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get pickled.

I wish for an avatar.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, everyone hates it and you get banned.

I wish I hadn't "kissed" Sly Fox.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you did something else instead...

I wish that XACE-K would shut the pie up.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I shut Ace-K up by using the pie in your location.

I wish for World Domination.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it arrives in the post. It's the shoddiest movie you ever watched.

I wish for a new pie in my location.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's celery-horseradish flavored pie though.

I wish for a set of life size crayons!

 

[Jonkku]

Edit: just ignore this post >.> too lazy to edit in anything better.

 

[Midnaftw]

Granted, but the crayons are normal size since life size are the size they usually are... they're crayons, so they're crayon sized!

I wish for a tolaberaroldagolma (wiki it)

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Wiki doesn't work so you turn into a weegee dolly.

I wish that you would turn into Dr. Pumpkin's new accomplice.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted....I turn into the menacing...Darth Boezy!11!!!

I wish "Darth" was a real title of respect.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it's only obtainable by one person: Me.
And since you've taken it, I steal it back.

I wish that Boezy would be jealous. >:D

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED. DENIED. DENIED.

I wish fo- DENIED

 

[Agi]

Granted, but as you have butchered the emoticon you used your lips swell to an enormous size, then explode.

I wish that I could get to work on my character selection screen for MYM 3.0.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must shoot yourself in the foot first.

I wish-- SHOOT OOP!

 

[Midnaftw]

Wish granted, but you die by....... let's say lasers.

I wish I had a laser

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it backfires.

I wish for the carp.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted.You get a steaming pile of doo delivered to your front door.

I wish I had heard Karp correctly.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the lorry driver delivering my ton of carp to me then fails to read the map correctly, and dumps it on your house, instead.

I whisk for a wish.

 

[Midnaftw]

but the whisk is a fish.

I wish for a whisk.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the Karptroopadox occurs.

*no wish because Karptroopadox says so*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get 40 lashes.

I wish for a glass of milk, but Iiiiiiiii forgot a milk!