Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I eat it first. Nom nom nom.

Granted Wish.

wish again?

y/n

wish_ youtube poop
edit(optional)_ turn into pudding (of poop >:D)
mode+_ splat

Please name output file_ XACE-K

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[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you didn't use semi-colons so the computer can't understand what you're saying.

I wish I had computer programming again next semester.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you then learn that Karpdoor is a enchanted operating system that defies all laws. Upon this revelation, you explode and turn into a Karpado--

...actually, that's overused. You just explode.

wish_ gaia online
edit;optional_ make sense
mode_ die

Constipation service is online. Continue?
y/n y

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[A1lion835]

Granted, but you didn't use colons so the computer (which reads in python) can't understand what you're saying.

I (again, sigh) wish to know how to start a new thread.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I can help you out. But you have to give me partial credit, har har har.

I wish for some more toaster strudles, nao!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I hog 'em all for mah self!

I wish that I am teh mega awesum.

Spoiler

...I'm feeling nice today, though, so here's the golden toaster of tastiness.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. "Awesum" is mandarin for "goat" so you're turned into one immedietely.

I wish this entire thread was written in Spanish.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, "thread" is spanish for "get rammed by a goat", so I use my powers as a shān yáng to ram you into oblivion.

I wish I was no longer a shān yáng.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are now a speck of dirt on my shoe.

I wish I could read Binary Code.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you come across an evil army of dust.

They speak to you in binary code, and you immediately understand what they want:
Dusty Justice.

They combine and eat you.


I wish that Boezy becomes a speck of dust on Mario's shoe.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. By speck, I assume you mean "humanoid figure with magical powers and dashingly good looks", so I become one.

(lol at Dusty Justice XD)

I wish I knew how to read.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but when you do, everything is transformed into some porno/swear word/all stars word.

Spoiler

**** *** **** **** ****** not getting banned for all of this which is conveniently starred.

I wish that that corruption applied to his hearing too.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Why would use such language?!....That's just sick...

I *** ***** for ****

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!!! but before you DIE!!!, you get slapped for your language.

I wish the vending machine worked.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but I insert your head.

I wish I was marginally good as SS.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, he be who now?

*paradox occurs*

I wish I wasn't so uninformed.

(lol at Dusty Justice XD)

Thanks. :D

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Now you don't exist.

I wish I could win more than one game a day.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you lose two times as many games as you win.

I wish I could stop sneezing.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, y64 start b4r*5ng, fart5ng, and h5cc4*5ng a33 at 6nce.

w5sh 0y ty*5ng wasn't 0essed 4*.

Edit: Yay! Kill scroll lock!

Edit: By the way XACE-K, losing twice as much as winning would be a blessing.

Wish and corruption were:

Granted, you start burping, farting, and hiccuping all at once.

I wish my typing wasn't messed up.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you gave me a headache.

I wish everything made sense.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you don't make sense though.

I wish my next wish isn't corrupted.

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Granted.
Now you know where babies come from and you puke for the next decade.

I wish for a spaghetti.

#%^* he posted before me!!

Granted. It is brokn instead of corrupted

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I--I mean, Mama Luigi, eats it all before you can slurp up a single string.

I wish for Ipo, the secret princess of Fruit.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he ****s you with the book of Koridai.

I wish for the perfect 75x75 picture of Christopher Ryan.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Ipo is sad that you are not a fan of his instead, and ****s you with the Book of Eyepo.

*missingno wish*

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Denied for not starting with "i wish"
I wish that anyone i slapped would feel the force of 1,000,000 chuck norris roundhouse kicks

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you slap yourself.

I wish I was the strongest person in my school.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm the strongest person in the US.

I wish I ddn't have bad gas right now.

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Granted, you have to pay 3.50 dollars per gallon for the good gas.

I wish I didn't have any homework

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, in Soviet Russia, home works at YOU!!

I wish YOU YOU YOU!!!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted *plays Soulja Boi*


I wish for a xodarap.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No. You get YODArap. .parADOY teg uoY .oN

I wish for a paratroopadox.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you die in some generic way.
i wish for for cake

 

[Blooqkazoo]

Granted, you have to listen to boring songs by the band Cake for decades.

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted, but you're still stupid enough not to realize that Cake is one of the best alternative bands of the 90's.

I wish people with bad taste in music (aka, people who don't like the music I like and love the music I hate) would just STFU with their lame opinions.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you encounter roy_owns' Brawl music thread,

I wish Hippochinfat!! was post #14677.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish for a PINGASchuk for the Wii-Wii.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it automatically makes you a classified perv.

I wish PIE.

 

[XDaDePsak]

Granted, but multiplying PI by E is essentially ~3.14(mc^2), which isn't helpful to anyone.

Will someone make my life more meaningful?

 

[Xsyven]

God. But he'll do so by making you gay. (a/s/l? )

I wish XDaDePsaK loves me.