Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your house catches on fire.

I wish jigglypuff8 could be a puny fly that I would swat for not liking my location.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, fly swots YOU!

I wish that I stop doing tha--- YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Grante---YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!

I wish for a new phone.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's some cheap chinese rip-off that doesn't work.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted by someone who makes a wish that gets corrupted..

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted. *Thread dies*

I wish the thread would come back to life.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you ninja'd me and you must die as a result.

I wish to stop saying YOU YOU YO--ME ME ME ME ME ME!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but I play Crank Dat.

I wish for a pet camonkey.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Nickelodeon sues you for merging names together.
And they take away your camonkey.

I wish to save the camonkey! *whilst wearing armour*

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you get beat by the ebil paradoxes.

I wish Karp would notice the typo in his location.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

He already notices it, it's an intentional typo.

I wish I hadn't had a facepalm directed at me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's directed at an evil ZU mod instead.
Wait, that's not bad at all! :D
...wait... *implodes*

I wish that I would be alive again.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must eat the Sword of Toasters.

I wish I had more time to post on here, and that I wasn't tired.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I still post more than you. I blame my good internetz connectionz.

I wish I had an orange afro.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's made of oranges and you feel sticky.

I wish that I too had Melee.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your Brawl breaks.

I wish there were no n00bs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, there are now f00ds.

I wish I could live in Bristol.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but I'm unable to make a corruption Bristol-related, so you have no internet there.


I wish for more Russian Reversal, YOU!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, spaghetti eats YOU!

I wish I could turn into a giant and step on my school.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the headteacher gives you a bad report anyways.

I wish that lotsa spaghetti eats Mama Luigi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he has a secret weapon.

I wish Mama Luigi would stop correcting me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Dr. Pumpkin does instead.

I wish to edit this post.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I then edit one of your posts on the Friend Code Finder.

I wish SHUT UP AND TELL ME THE ANSWER!

Shut up AND tell you the answer?

JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you tell me what you're referencing.

I wish that I had a copy of the Wand of Karpelon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, YOU MUST KARP!!!

BTW, I'm just referencing The Young Ones again. :D

I wish The Young Ones would watch Karptroopa. Or the other way around. Whichever is funnier.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, we do both and every single living thing in the galaxy faints from laughter.

I wish. Why?
Don't bother me, mah boi, I'm wishing here.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your boi bothers someone else, and you get blamed.

I wish I had a grenade that worked.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it explodes.

For all of us to be like Yoda, I wish for.
For pie too, maybe.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your wish is, but learn the force first, you must.

For my portable DVD player's battery to automatically recharge, I wish.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your wish is, but explode in your face soon after, your DVD player does.

Wish for pie, I do.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your wish is, get to eat it, you don't.

Wish to turn into a giant and step on my step-father, I do.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, your wish is, but still manage to sue you, he does.

Wish to combo-break, I do.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I do as well.

I wish the "correct" way to type wasn't so hard.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the "correct" way to type is accomplished by hiring a secretary, which you just did.

I wish for the number, 4.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's 4 dinner.

I wish for it to be nice and clear out tomorrow.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, "nice and clear out" is now synonymous with "raining pigs and elephant excrement".

I wish that it was nice and clear out yesterday.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but so are you. (out yesterday)

I wish for *trails off into senseless mumbling*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but *senseless grumbling*

I wish for easier homework.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's still to difficult for you.

I wish I could perform C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS!!!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted but COMBO DON'T EXIST IN BRAWL!!

I wish combo's did exist in brawl.. Just to shut up the people who say that they don't exist.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, get the hitstun hack.

I wish I could sing like a screaming death metal band.