So Espy and I have used evidence from Brawl to prove that... Speed is gay!
1. He LOVES sonic dittos because he enjoys seeing the blue balls bounce around and knock into each other onscreen.
2. He HATES Amy, who is ever so cute, however
3. he has a secret crush on Scourge, but masks his shame with a false hatred of the mean green love machine.
4. He expresses his homosexuality through his Brawl playstyle.
5. Speed has Brawl - related moodswings on a daily basis.
Like it or not folks, the truth is the truth. Speed is undeniably a homosexual.