Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions

[FirestormNeos]

Put Sora in

I like where this is going. Sir, this is the bad suggestions thread.

Put Batman, Superman and Spider-Man in and replace their chest symbols with Smash symbols.

Uh, sure, I guess. Better then Shrek, at least.

Put Adolf Hitler in and replace his swastika with the Smash symbol.

Spoiler: /thread

Hitler and Donald Trump are solely owned by Nintendo

Tonight on Smashboards posts without context.

 

[sadmapboi]

Make a character who sucks, but never give them any buffs.

oh wait

that happened

 

[WolfCypher]

Let the fans and players decide the rosters...

 

[BonafideFella]

Make every character's down special a counter...

 

[FirestormNeos]

Make every character's down special a counter...

i think this video pretty much sums up what my reaction to Sakurai doing that would be.

 

[Sean Wheeler]

Make a character who sucks, but never give them any buffs.

oh wait

that happened

Which character is that? Jigglypuff? Pichu?

 

[FirestormNeos]

Which character is that? Jigglypuff? Pichu?

You asked someone a question? Better Nerf Greninja

 

[Sean Wheeler]

You asked someone a question? Better Nerf Greninja

That joke is getting old and unfunny. Better nerf Pichu so much that it instantly KO's itself with an electric attack.

 

[FirestormNeos]

That joke is getting old and unfunny. Better nerf Pichu so much that it instantly KO's itself with an electric attack.

True, but I have a feeling that that's what they were referring to.

 

[OscarZlash]

60 frames of lag after every missed jab

 

[sadmapboi]

Which character is that? Jigglypuff? Pichu?

I was talking about Puff, but i can work for Pichu too

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Adding Sans to Smash. (And the rest of my least wanted section because why not?)

 

[Arymle Roseanne]

The very idea of making Dixie an echo of Diddy, anyone who actually played the games were she's a prominent character(Dkc/Dk Land 2&3 and DkcTF) knows she's hardly anything like Diddy aside from having a bubble gum gun. She never does cartwheels.

Even if they have similar body structures her ponytail is so huge(note that none of the echoes has an extra body part like that which may not even allow her to be as such) and her ponytail shouldn't be ignored. It's a huge part of her character which is something that Diddy could never emulate for her and Dk's up b move would require unique animation.

I used to think it was okay with the idea but after being on her support thread for awhile the more I can't stand the idea of her being reduced as a glorified redskin that ignores her history of character. I would hate for her to be seen as a complete clone among the Smash community, a semi clone would be more acceptable though. Sorry for this long post but I had to get it off my chest.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Make the great cave offensive 3x bigger

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Remove every fighter except for to make this game true canon to the Spirits mode.

 

[Ed-boy]

Add Funky Kong before Dixie
Add Master Chief or Steve before Banjo

Musn't forget adding Rabbids before Rayman. (Mario+Rabbids be damned, good as that game is)
ehh...
Adding Spyro before Crash, I guess? Not too sure if people would be that upset over that particular scenario.....

 

[JBRPG]

Having an actual level system when you have to grind from lvl 1 to 99 only to gain superiority in power compared to lower level players, such as a newly discovered mobile title Blade Smash. Obviously made for mobile platforms. Also the collision and response are quite laggier on online play.

Also discovered news article out of plain curiosity:
https://news.qoo-app.com/en/post/32...o+"Blade+Smash"+and+Launches+Pre-Registration

In short, having to grind from lv 1 to 99 for superior powers is not the way to do competitive game development.

 

[Deleted member]

If you don't get at least 100 hours of Lucas gameplay before 2 weeks, you're switch is immediately BANNED and you can only play Super Smash Bros, but the only character is Lucas and Ness, on Earthbound/MOTHER stages. your Switch will be Unbanned once you get your 100 hours of Lucas gameplay in, unless you SOMEHOW can't get it in a years time, Nintendo Ninjas will come find you, and kill you.

The timer to get the 100 hours of Lucas gameplay starts once you unlock Lucas.

 

[Splashy Player]

Add Aokigahara forest (the suicide forest) as a stage.

Sometimes Logan Paul shows up and films you for youtube views.

This is from the future. This stage is real!! you can even hear Jake scream WAAAALLLMARRRTT!!! in the background!!!

Karp for Smash DLC

 

[Just a random scrub]

Thanos 4 Smash

His final smash removes half the roster from the game

 

[MrGameguycolor]

All these "Add Sans to Smash" post are great to look back on.

 

[Mamboo07]

Have Meta Knight be really fat and very obese.

 

[Sean Wheeler]

Make an update that gives your Nintendo Switch a virus.

 

[Perkilator]

I got one: Make a very limited moveset for newcomers in a time where recent newcomers have gotten too much love and attention to detail for that to be acceptable.

Oh, and another thing: force all three house leaders into a Pokémon Trainer system when it contradicts TH's point that you need to choose carefully who you side with.

 

[Oracle Link]

Dont include any Young/Toon Links in the Game!
Instead how about Wolf Link!

 

[Oracle Link]

If you don't get at least 100 hours of Lucas gameplay before 2 weeks, you're switch is immediately BANNED and you can only play Super Smash Bros, but the only character is Lucas and Ness, on Earthbound/MOTHER stages. your Switch will be Unbanned once you get your 100 hours of Lucas gameplay in, unless you SOMEHOW can't get it in a years time, Nintendo Ninjas will come find you, and kill you.

The timer to get the 100 hours of Lucas gameplay starts once you unlock Lucas.

And youre forced to spam PK Fire/Frezze

 

[Etheus Rook]

You start with only Mario and can only unlock other characters through paid gacha pulls.

 

[Spongeboob]

I think Min Min's attacks are too stubby, especially her forward smash. They need more range.

 

[Oracle Link]

Adding Sans to Smash. (And the rest of my least wanted section because why not?)

I know whats not a bad suggestion adding the main Character of Undertale to Smash

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Bruh that comment I made was from 2 years ago. I don't hate Sans or Undertale anymore lmao (though I haven't touched my signature in a long ass time)

Anyway, make the rest of the fighters pass consist of Bill, Gil, Phil, and Jill Board from Mario Galaxy

 

[Oracle Link]

Bruh that comment I made was from 2 years ago. I don't hate Sans or Undertale anymore lmao (though I haven't touched my signature in a long ass time)

Anyway, make the rest of the fighters pass consist of Bill, Gil, Phil, and Jill Board from Mario Galaxy

No im not angry at you i like Sans i just dont want him in Smash(the Costume is fine tho) i instead talked about how most people want Sans instead of HUMAN maaybe use reply to often sorry should i erase the Quote?

Also im not very good in english

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I already suggested this in passing, but it's such a rancid, terrible suggestion it needs to be said again for emphasis:

Decloning Ganondorf.

 

[Otoad64]

instead of ganondorf being a clone of falcon, make falcon a clone of ganondorf!

 

[Ed-boy]

What if Ganondorf's moveset was inherited by Black Shadow? Then others can finally get a series-accurate Ganon & Captain Falcon can get a proper rival/second rep.

Extremely off-topic, I know...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Make the falcon punch blue.

 

[Perkilator]

Only put 2010's characters in and reduce other potentially interesting candidates to either Spirits or Mii Costumes.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Ring Fit Adventurer (or trainee, whatever) as an echo for Wii Fit Trainer. The prevalence of this idea is frankly just ridiculous. That would be an awful way to represent the character, sure they do stretches but the ring would make the character completely different from Wii Fit Trainer. WFT also has plenty of moves, most notably her neutral special that RFA hasn’t done anything like.

Honestly, saying she should be an echo fighter is unironically one of the worst Smash ideas I’ve seen so far

 

[MAtgSy]

Ring Fit Adventurer (or trainee, whatever) as an echo for Wii Fit Trainer. The prevalence of this idea is frankly just ridiculous. That would be an awful way to represent the character, sure they do stretches but the ring would make the character completely different from Wii Fit Trainer. WFT also has plenty of moves, most notably her neutral special that RFA hasn’t done anything like.

Honestly, saying she should be an echo fighter is unironically one of the worst Smash ideas I’ve seen so far

Shadow as a Sonic echo
Dixie Kong as a Diddy echo

 

[Perkilator]

Shadow as a Sonic echo
Dixie Kong as a Diddy echo

To be fair, Shadow at least makes a bit more since as an Echo, IMO. Just make him more of a Ken-style one.

 

[CheeseAnton]

Why wasn't Yukari the Persona rep?

She would've been perfect to represent the fanbase, plus she could've been really unique being the first bow fighter. We should give her immediate priority as the next Persona rep.