Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions

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#1
Inspired by similar threads that have existed on other gaming forums (like a gut-bustingly hilarious one for SSF2 on the McleodGaming forums), I decided to make a thread where we could share horrible smash ideas for the lolz.

As we all know, pretty much any popular game/game series has people suggesting new stuff to get added. Smash bros is no exception. Oftentimes, it's very special when your idea is added.

But this thread isn't for those ideas. They are for ideas so terrible, that people shouldn't even think about them. Stuff like, "Make Captain Falcon invincible while taunting" or "Make all sword attacks an instant KO", for instance. Y'know, those type of ideas.

So now, share all the trash ideas you can come up with! :D

(Like the makers of those other threads, tho, I do feel it necessary to set some very light rules.

1: I'd probably be best if you didn't use this thread to complain about stuff that's already in the game

2: As long as you don't post a ridiculous amount of posts at once, you can comment as many bad ideas as you want.

Other than that, go crazy!)
 
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We don't have enough anime swordsmen. We must fight the discrimination. Lyn & Isaac for smash 5.
 

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We don't have enough anime swordsmen. We must fight the discrimination. Lyn & Isaac for smash 5.
Also, if you bore of playing as Marth, Ike, Link, or Roy...

Then you will never bore of THIS guy.....

From Tales of Symphonia.....presenting......



(Credit goes to DB Fanon user AwesomeCartoonGames for this image)
 
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#21
  • Give us Alolan Jigglypuff, Fusion Suit Samus, Toon Ridley, Toon DK, Young Diddy, Gold Mario, Luigi With a Wig, Baby Wario, Chibi Marth, CDI-Link and the Wii Fit Balance Board
  • Introduce air tripping
  • Restore chain grabbing
  • Make 75m larger
  • Turn Ike and Robin into a Marth clone
  • Replace Falcon Punch with a generic fireball projectlie
  • Reclone Ganondorf
  • Nerf Jigglypuff and remove Rest without replacing with any Special Moves.
  • Remove all of Falcon's taunts
  • Remove super armour on Yoshi's second jump
  • Remove Little Mac's ability to jump
  • Buff all the top tier characters to be thrice as powerful as they were
  • Nerf Zelda's Lightning Kicks
  • Add in Goku
  • Add in Shrek
  • Add in a disco ball as a playable character
  • Remove Classic Mode
  • Bring back Smash Tour
  • Remove Training Mode
  • Give Pikachu a machine gun
  • Remove every past stage except 75m
  • Give Diddy his DKC cartoon voice and make him sing during his victory animations. Like this.
  • Add K. Rool as a Dedede clone
  • Remove Home-Run Contest
  • Make the user interface for Smash Switch more like Playstation All Stars
  • Remove all trophies.
 
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#22
  • Give us Alolan Jigglypuff, Fusion Suit Samus, Toon Ridley, Toon DK, Young Diddy, Gold Mario, Luigi With a Wig, Baby Wario, Chibi Marth, CDI-Link and the Wii Fit Balance Board
  • Introduce air tripping
  • Restore chain grabbing
  • Make 75m larger
  • Turn Ike and Robin into a Marth clone
  • Replace Falcon Punch with a generic fireball projectlie
  • Reclone Ganondorf
  • Nerf Jigglypuff and remove Rest without replacing with any Special Moves.
  • Remove all of Falcon's taunts
  • Remove super armour on Yoshi's second jump
  • Remove Little Mac's ability to jump
  • Buff all the top tier characters to be thrice as powerful as they were
  • Nerf Zelda's Lightning Kicks
  • Add in Goku
  • Add in Shrek
  • Add in a disco ball as a playable character
  • Remove Classic Mode
  • Bring back Smash Tour
  • Remove Training Mode
  • Give Pikachu a machine gun
  • Remove every past stage except 75m
  • Give Diddy his DKC cartoon voice and make him sing during his victory animations. Like this.
  • Add K. Rool as a Dedede clone
  • Remove Home-Run Contest
  • Make the user interface for Smash Switch more like Playstation All Stars
  • Remove all trophies.
there is no Alolan Jigglypuff

also some of these aren't that bad ideas. giving Falcon a projectile could work, the disco ball thing makes me want a game with a disco ball as a protagonist, nobody likes Home-Run Contest (to my knowledge), the user interface in PSASBR actually looks quite good (even compared to the Smash interface), and "declone Ganondorf" is a much worse suggestion than keeping him a clone.
 

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We don't have enough anime swordsmen. We must fight the discrimination. Lyn & Isaac for smash 5.
I haven't played Smash 4, so sue me, but I play PM and I absolutely love Marth AND Ike. These swords wielding studs are a couple of the funnest characters in the whole dang game to me. I don't really care for Meta Knight, though, and I've never seen a point to playing Roy (even though his counter is broken). If and when I play Smash 4 someday (ha), I hope that I will also highly enjoy playing Corrin, seeing as she seems quite unique from Marth/Ike, yet she remains a true sword character.

Edit: (Oh yeah, Cloud sounds fun also XD. Maybe Smash 4 should be the game for me)
 
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Some of these aren't that bad ideas. giving Falcon a projectile could work, the disco ball thing makes me want a game with a disco ball as a protagonist, nobody likes Home-Run Contest (to my knowledge), the user interface in PSASBR actually looks quite good (even compared to the Smash interface), and "declone Ganondorf" is a much worse suggestion than keeping him a clone.
THEY ARE BAD IDEAS!
Except for that PSASBR menu idea, good one.
 
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#28
  • Give us Alolan Jigglypuff, Fusion Suit Samus, Toon Ridley, Toon DK, Young Diddy, Gold Mario, Luigi With a Wig, Baby Wario, Chibi Marth, CDI-Link and the Wii Fit Balance Board
  • Introduce air tripping
  • Restore chain grabbing
  • Make 75m larger
  • Turn Ike and Robin into a Marth clone
  • Replace Falcon Punch with a generic fireball projectlie
  • Reclone Ganondorf
  • Nerf Jigglypuff and remove Rest without replacing with any Special Moves.
  • Remove all of Falcon's taunts
  • Remove super armour on Yoshi's second jump
  • Remove Little Mac's ability to jump
  • Buff all the top tier characters to be thrice as powerful as they were
  • Nerf Zelda's Lightning Kicks
  • Add in Goku
  • Add in Shrek
  • Add in a disco ball as a playable character
  • Remove Classic Mode
  • Bring back Smash Tour
  • Remove Training Mode
  • Give Pikachu a machine gun
  • Remove every past stage except 75m
  • Give Diddy his DKC cartoon voice and make him sing during his victory animations. Like this.
  • Add K. Rool as a Dedede clone
  • Remove Home-Run Contest
  • Make the user interface for Smash Switch more like Playstation All Stars
  • Remove all trophies.
Omg some of these are funny. "air tripping" "restore chain grabbing" "Remove classic mode" "Make 75m larger". I have another suggestion, for you though. This one is from SmashTuber Ninkendo: air grabbing.
 
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A trash suggestion I made on the SSF2 version of this thread:

Falco doesn't have enough dank memes. His spotdodge dab is all fine, but he needs more memes. Make him do the whip/nae nae when rolling and neutral attacking, respectively, and make his standard taunt cause him to use a fidget spinner instead of kicking his reflector. XD
 
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