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Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions

Oddball

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Geno gets included ... but he's the ONLY Mario character in the game.

Zelda gets three more character! ... all of them are Link.

All special moves have to be unlocked.
 

AlRex

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Add a character who just blows up in different ways with every attack button, and doesn't reappear for the rest of the round after that happens.
 
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  • SMG4's Mario becomes Mario's Echo.
  • A character who looks very ugly and has choppy movement and Moveset
  • More Stupid and Funny characters added into smash like Tree from Duck Hunt or Mario's Floating Head.
  • Grotesque Steve is Steve's new Default Alt.
  • Every Female character gets Explicit redesign and it makes game more Adult
  • Sonic's new Forward smash, where punches himself into Face and KOes himself
 
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More bad suggestions to smash? Here you go!
  • Minecraft's second rep is CGI Dream from Mask MV.
  • A Character, who has swapped Specials wit Normal Attacks
  • Shaggy from Scooby-Doo gets added as 4th Party. but he has only attacks like ZOINKS!
  • Bad Box Art Mega Man is new Megaman's Default design
  • Next story mode has more cutscenes than levels, so it could make little more boring
  • Next Mario rep could be Warp Pipe
  • A character originating from Shovelware games
 

KneeOfJustice99

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Okay, here's my thought for how Smash Bros. could be ruined forever.

Similar to Marvel's Contest of Champions, Smash Bros. is made into a mobile game with intensely simplified gameplay. Whilst this might seem nice - and as a bonus, there's around 150 characters (despite all of them being first party, various big picks are in!), there's a catch.

The game is riddled with microtransactions. I'm talking more than Mario Kart Tour - stages, characters, and even custom special moves, are locked behind paywalls in the form of lootboxes. You might be looking forward to the Three Star K.Rool event, but consider yourself lucky to even get 16 Credits out of it. Also, yes, everything has to be paid for. You can start with one character (Goomba), one stage (a variation of Mushroom Kingdom, of which there are around 20) and one music track (Goomba's Greedy Gala from Mario Party 4) and there's around 70,000 tracks to unlock. Also, given Nintendo is adding pretty much every single piece of music they've ever made to this game, they will now copyclaim every single piece of Nintendo music ever put online, regardless of obscurity, as this new mobile Smash Bros. is considered an adequate means of preserving the media.

Also the only third party character is Red from Angry Birds in his Angry Birds Movie design
 
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More Bad suggestions:
  • Sakurai makes Animated Show for Babies based on Smash Bros (This Idea is so trash that it belongs to Satan as Christmas Present delivered by Krampus)
  • A character, who only has one Attack in every move
  • Next Smash game should have a lot of very annoying microtransactions that could cause an outbreak of Angry Smash Fans (Like EA and KneeOfJustice99's idea)
  • Feebas gets added as Another pokemon rep
  • Next Smash removes all Fan-favorite characters, leaving only most hated ones
 

HyperSomari64

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Even more bad suggestions
  • Crazy Bus Title Screen as part of the soundtrack
  • A stage based on Senran Kagura
  • Ness has an alt that is just all naked
  • Dig-Dug/Taizo Hori is added as an assist trophy, but only inflates to female characters.
  • If Mario has Cappy as one of his specials, make sure to have a possessing gimmick, but every time he moves, runs, jumps, attacks, makes a taunt, does damage to the victim. There is also a 30-minutes cutscene where Mario enters to the body of the opponent, while he distorts cartoonishly and there is screencaps of moments the specific character (spoilers ahead to many, many, many games)
 
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More Really Bad Suggestions for the Night!

  • Talking Tom gets to Smash as Playable, but Crash becomes Assist Trophy
  • Super Mushroom only works at Female Characters (Fighters and Assist Trophies), making them Giantesses bigger than Ridley
  • Sexy Parodius has a stage in Smash
  • Every fighter is slow af
  • Luigi gets a echo called Weegee, which he doesn't do anything but staying still
 

HyperSomari64

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My Really Bad Suggestions Top 10 + 1
  1. The Farmer from the beginning of Dragon Ball Z is added as a playable in Smash, but he's banned from tournaments because his attacks are very OP.
  2. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stage is added, but all of the music tracks are in MIDI Format.
  3. Give all the characters the voice of the woman who plays Ruby in RWBY.
  4. Tails is finally a playable character, but his stage is a bench on the park.
  5. Cut Smashville and Town & City, and put Ankha's House as a stage instead.
  6. Captain Falcon is now voiced by Doug Walker while making a Blockbuster Buster impression.
  7. The JRPG characters now have cartoon art style, while the platformer-genre characters are anime-esque (And replace Banjo and Kazooie with the guy from the Dream prototype).
  8. Banjo and Kazooie now have a vehicle-creation gimmick (but they still have the classic design).
  9. For Smash 6, make a Kyo Kusanagi/Reiji Aruru/Sora-like main protagonist that is voiced by an A-List celebrity in the english dub, and he's is no longer used for Smash 7. Oh, and it's a anime swordfighter/shoto.
  10. Put an autotuned Baby Mario's cry as a music track for Yoshi's Island (Brawl)
Bonus: For Smash 6, all the characters are cut and they are replaced with the ones from Senran Kagura.
 
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1. Add moaning to every female character when they get hit or attack
2. Put autotune effect for every fighter's voice (Like Mario, which he could sound good)
3. Andross gets in Smash and he gets banned from whole game and Tournaments, because he could be Very OP character due to attacking from Background
4. "Talk About - DJ Craig Gorman & Rain Radio" and other Songs, who have Explicit references (Especially TikTok ones) are getting added into Smash's Soundtrack. (The song is not that bad, but I could be sh*tty addition to game due to being Obscure and being on TikTok - Most hated social media platform)
5. Palutena's 9th Alt could be N*ked Palutena (Sorry)
6. Imposter gets added into Smash and his moveset is only saying "Sus"
7. Ice Age Baby gets added into Smash as Pikachu's Clone
8. A character, whose voice is Cringe
 

KneeOfJustice99

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Really... okay this might be divisive, but the next Smash Bros is done with a 80s cartoon style, looking all professional. Except there's a catch. All of the characters are translated about as well as Mega Man in Captain N the Game Master.

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Also, the game is horribly unbalanced, but it's considered a design decision, in order to "maintain the wacky atmosphere of the media we're trying to recreate."
 

HyperSomari64

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1. All the Mario characters (including Donkey, Diddy, Yoshi, and Wario) are now voiced by Chris Pratt
2. Every character now has a farting sound while walking, running, or jumping
3. Change Wario's Star K.O. scream to Yoshi's Island DS Baby Wario Cry.
4. Bluster Kong is now a Donkey Kong echo fighter, but his attacks are weaker and he the fastest character in the game (so fast that it literally can burn your console)
5. Ken Penders write Smash 6's Story Mode, with all and a orange juice bath with Waluigi.
6. Give the characters their official height,but make sure that Ridley is the smallest character in the game
7. You now have a boss fight with Jimbo from The Boss Baby
8. Every vocal song from Tokyo Mirage Sessions are now as one single track; but not as a medley, the normal songs with a 5-seconds break between each song.
9. R.O.B. is now fully-voiced by Phil Lamarr
10. A new boss: Master Foot
11. There will be no announcer
12. Steve now will have a voice, but it's only archived audio from Lou Albano
13. If Geno's added, give it a little girl voice
14. The Side Specials are removed.
15. Cut the characters from games with no combat.
16. Sonic has his first movie design as a DLC alternate costume (and is more expensive than both fighter passes + piranha plant)
17. Mario has a new victory screen, in which he imitates the Crash Bandicoot "Whoa" animation
18. Fan requested non-video game characters are now assist trophies or mii costumes
19. Simon Belmont now has his Captain N version as an alternate costume.
20. The Graphics are at the same level as the Donkey Kong Country CGI cartoon
Bonus: Story Mode will end on a dance party ending.
 
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Very bad Suggestions! Keep an eye out for bad news!
1. Every character has model resembling CGI Dream from Dream's Mask video
2. If Rayman was Added into Smash, he would be mute
3. Every character is very badly animated, looking like stuff taken from Bowling Alley Videos
4. A new boss: Sakurai's decapitated head
5. Mario gets reverted into Assist Trophy
6. Every character is autistic from now on
 

HyperSomari64

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  • Waluigi is added, but one if his victory screens is him with a sad face while eating Wario's Poop
  • Shrek's Donkey is now an alt for Donkey Kong
  • "Make a animation/live-action hybrid television series where almost everything, everyone, and everybody is on a poorly-made Early 80's-like CGI but the only live action character is Mario for no apparent reason.
  • "Add a Marvel character: Howard the Duck"
 

KneeOfJustice99

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Very bad Suggestions! Keep an eye out for bad news!
Every character is autistic from now on
Wait, is this a reference to that Lockstin and Gnoggin video from like 5 years ago? I always found that video really weird (maybe it's because I'm autistic lel)

On suggestions, the character of Mario is replaced with everyday normal Chris Pratt
 
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just remember that just cause you didnt mean something as an insult doesnt mean its not insulting. a never use autism as a punchline again
Okay, but I have something Different to tell.

New Bad suggestions:
1. The cutscenes of new Story Mode would be Boring (It's gonna be about Mario standing still and doing nothing)
2. Blood is getting added into game (It's really bad)
3. A character, who attacks with only tripping, dealing damage to himself
4. A character, who damages himself with attacks
5. Dr. Amigo is Dr. Mario's New alt.

Question: Does everyone hates me for doing that?
 
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Oddball

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All items now have a 50% chance of exploding like bombs when you pick them up.

Missing No is now a Pokeball Pokemon. When summoned, he crashes the game and forces you to restart
 

HyperSomari64

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  • Dimitri from Darkstalkers is added as an assist trophy, but he only can do the Midnight Bliss to male characters.
  • Swap the boss fight of Castlevania's Dracula with the Hotel Transylvania version (oh, and make him the easiest boss in the game, by killing him with one single offensive move)
  • All the characters are now bald, but the top of their head is the same as DK's haircut.
  • Cluster from Cluster's Revenge is an assist trophy.
  • Add Itsuki Aoi, but make him a very OP swordfighter, so strong that makes Melee Marth like a low tier modern Jigglypuff
 

HyperSomari64

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Brand new bad suggestions:
  • Music form Dingo Pictures' films as part of the soundtrack.
  • If the game is made with 2D sprites, give them an Atari 2600 designs
  • Put Kratos (God of War) and Master Chief (Halo) as Assist Trophies.
  • Add Bubsy, but make him mute.
  • Cut all the characters from previous entries, and make Smash 6 be centered in Original Characters.
 
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