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Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions
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HyperSomari64
Smash Master
well that answers that
KneeOfJustice99
Smash Champion
Super Smash Bros Ultimate gets a new, final DLC character!
It's Gru.
Specifically, Young Gru.
From Minions.
Fighting alongside the Minions.
It's Gru.
Specifically, Young Gru.
From Minions.
Fighting alongside the Minions.
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
Worst, but funniest addition for Smash:
Everyone has Human Baby voice and they cry when KOed.
Everyone has Human Baby voice and they cry when KOed.
HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Add a Roblox avatar, but it's voiced by a kid with rage issues. (with kid-friendly swearing, even if the game had a Teen rating)
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
- Add a Playstation 3 Baby as Sony rep over Kratos.
- Andross gets added as playable, but he is just a Floating Head without hands.
- Standalone Baby Mario gets added and he only cries.
or just that
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
Why that? Sony is not Bad.
no but I’ve yet to encounter a character of theirs that doesn’t bore me to tears
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
Kratos is not boring.
maybe not to you
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
- Every new remixes of Songs are gonna be made from Bad Flute Sounds.
- Every Character is one-dimensional
- Mario gets Side B nerf and it doesn't reflect projectiles
- Stage based on TikTok website (Only cringy stuff appears and it distracts everyone)
- Male Villager gets voiced by Xbox Live chat Kid having Rage issues and swears without censors
HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Make a One Winged Angel cover by Kidz Bop, with the most obvious autotune
Add White Bombergirl as a playable character (as her gimmick is that the clothes are shattered), while the original Bomberman is still an assist
The intro for Smahs 6 is now the startup of a ZX Spectrum/Amstrad CPC computer when a game is inserted.
Add White Bombergirl as a playable character (as her gimmick is that the clothes are shattered), while the original Bomberman is still an assist
The intro for Smahs 6 is now the startup of a ZX Spectrum/Amstrad CPC computer when a game is inserted.
HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Add X-Ray combos, but it's just an unskippable 10 seconds scene with the radiography of the character with the broken bones
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
More bad suggestions, baby!!!!
- Mai Shiranui is added as background character, but she is whole naked woman.
- Every character has a naked alt. (The animal characters are shaved like Duck Hunt)
- Wario's new down B is Wario pooping on floor.
- Conker is added, but he won't shut up with his bad language.
- Make every character have high-pitched voices
- The original 12 from 64 is removed
- Instead of Dr. Eggman, American Robotnik gets added into the game
Oddball
Smash Lord
- Joined
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I'm not sure all of those are bad ideas.
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
Umm dude.
The bad qualities of those ideas are:
- First, American Robotnik would be bad idea, because his 3D render would be poorly rendered to fit the aesthetics of 90's Cartoon.
- Second, Conker would always curse and it's very bad for the game.
- Last and 3rd Reason, the original 12 is going to be removed because we need to remove Mario and Luigi from the roster, which is very bad idea.
HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Add Goku, but make his voice the one from the european portuguese dub
StrangeKitten
Smash Lord
New DK gimmick: Expand Dong
Each time DK hits a move, his size increases and his weight increases by 1 unit. His expanse is reset if he loses a stock.
Each time DK hits a move, his size increases and his weight increases by 1 unit. His expanse is reset if he loses a stock.
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Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
New Piranha Plant gimmick: Instant KO
When someone attacks Piranha Plant with Ranged Attacks, it dies instantly like in Mario games.
When someone attacks Piranha Plant with Ranged Attacks, it dies instantly like in Mario games.
Adding a sixth character to Fighters Pass Vol. 1
And making it Pikachu Libre.
And making it Pikachu Libre.
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Did you know that Pikachu Libre is a girl
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
The second bonus character after Piranha Plant is the Battlefield (Yes, the stage)
HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Give the male fighters bikinis, and for the female fighters: the least revealing winter outfits ever.
Baysha
Smash Ace
- Joined
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- 831
This but unironically.
i dont think thats a bad idea
KneeOfJustice99
Smash Champion
Remove all attacks or otherwise offensive options from the gameplay. It'd gain an E rating, plus it'd promote a world without violence. Concerned parents across the globe would rejoice at no longer having to see beloved, supposedly child-friendly mascots such as Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series (a long and epic tale about the hardships of war and conflict), or Joker from the Persona series (a series in which mentally unstable youths summon literal demons, which are then used in order to violently attack authority figures) beat each other in such a violent and terrible way. Our children should be spared of this terrible curse.
Wario Wario Wario
Smash Legend
That's pretty based.
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
New lose screen: every Fighter jumps off the cliff and dies.
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JOKE’S ON YOU I’M ALL FOR THAT
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HyperSomari64
Smash Master
Super Smash Bros. Untamed for the [Nintendo's Next Console]
An +18, adults only game where everything is censored (no guns, no blood, no skimpy clothing).
An +18, adults only game where everything is censored (no guns, no blood, no skimpy clothing).
StrangeKitten
Smash Lord
Give DK his moon kick from DK64, thereby making him the only character who can glide
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
A new Smash game, where movesets only consist of Neutral Special and Jabs.
(This changes would make this game BORING!)
(This changes would make this game BORING!)
was that a glitch?
StrangeKitten
Smash Lord
Indeed it was!
that explains why i havent heard of it
Tankman from Newgrounds
Smash Hero
New bad changes, here you go.
- Every Fighter gets Tom scream as Star KO sound.
- Every Fighter wears a diaper.
- Every Fighter gets a 4th taunt: They smoke a cigarettes
- A character, who always gets a heart attack
- Mario gets voiced by T-Pain.
- Give DK a moveset rework, where all his moveset consists of spinning.
- Talking Ben gets in, but his moveset only consists of saying "Yes", "No" and "Ugh".
Demon Dragon
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2022
- Messages
- 84
Every song in the next Smash is performed with kazoos.