Really Bad Super Smash Bros Suggestions

[Champion of Hyrule]

As a tribute to mgs 3, if you play a match with snake and keep the console on for two weeks he’ll turn into old snake and instantly die and nevermind I actually kinda like this idea

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

• Mario has now Joseph Stalin alt.
• ExciteBiker gets in Smash and he is so fast that he could burn your console. Also his final smash is so OP that leds him to be banned from SSBU after 1 day.
• Kratos gets into Smash, but he is very weak and his voices is so high pitched that makes everyone their ears bleed.
• Ratchet and Clank get into Smash, but their 3D model is so low poly that resembles PS1 Crash.
• Every character and animation is rendered in Uncanny Valley style.

 

[HyperSomari64]

1. Add Sonichu, but because of the Mary Sue nature of his source material, make his the weakest character in the game purposely
2. All Specials for all characters are now Hero's Down Special
3. Put the Konami Code, and the only function it makes is making everyone have their canonically powrs and intentionally broken.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Every time you land an attack, a sitcom laugh track plays

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Every time you land an attack, a sitcom laugh track plays

No joke, I would love a fighting game for old live action sitcoms. Call it "Nick at Nite All-Star Brawl".

 

[Demon Dragon]

No joke, I would love a fighting game for old live action sitcoms. Call it "Nick at Nite All-Star Brawl".

I would main the hell out of Chandler Bing.

 

[Perkilator]

Having Pauline be directly in front of where Giga Bowser is in WoL's Molten Fortress

In other words, having an insanely tough wake-up call Spirit Battle beefgate a boss you need to beat in order to progress

 

[Demon Dragon]

Having Pauline be directly in front of where Giga Bowser is in WoL's Molten Fortress
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In other words, having an insanely tough wake-up call Spirit Battle beefgate a boss you need to beat in order to progress

I'll do you one better, having her (or some other ridiculously hard battle like Pyra) be the first spirit fought in WoL.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Having Pauline be directly in front of where Giga Bowser is in WoL's Molten Fortress
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In other words, having an insanely tough wake-up call Spirit Battle beefgate a boss you need to beat in order to progress

That is actually a really good idea IMO - Pauline especially fits since it'd make sense for Giga Bowser to keep her captive

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Bad suggestion time:

• Make every spirit battle insanely hard like Pauline's spirit battle.
• Fat Yoshi is Yoshi's new Final Smash that makes him useless.
• Next Smash game would have early PS1/N64/Sega Saturn graphics.
• Every Fighter becomes so realistic that it makes them look like a sore thumb.
• Next Smash's story mode's cutscenes' CGI would be rendered like a early PS2 game.
• Wario's new victory screen shows him having a diarrhea.
• RTX hat gets added as mii Headgear, making Miis look disturbingly realistic (Inspired by Baysha's idea)
• CGI Guy from "You cannot beat us" is going to be a secret boss in Smash 6 (He still would be rendered like in his commercial).
• Every Fighter gets a skeleton alt.

 

[HyperSomari64]

The All-New Wrong Ideas:

• Add a Custer's Revenge stage
• Donkey Kong is now voiced by Richard Yearwood, and his new final smash is singing every song from the DKC Cartoon.
• Everything is cut for Smash 6, except the female Corrin in the character side, and Pac-Land in the stage side.
• Make everyone who wears shoes barefoot and every step causes 75% damage (and vice versa, but the formely barefoot characters wearsthe Among Us Drip Shoes, and are very heavy, and with the lowest jump that makes Little Mac look like a rocket)
• Make Demitri from Darkstalkers as an Assist Trophy, and include the Midnight Bliss.

 

[Perkilator]

• Add Meowth in 64 instead of Jigglypuff
• Make his moveset the original Diddy Kong
• Add Diddy in Melee and make him a clone of Meowth
• Spend every game since Melee decloning the two but keeping Diddy a semi-clone

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

New bad changes:
1. Every Fighter has earpiercing Dalek-like voice.
2. Deku gets in, but after each attack, he breaks his bones and it gets self-damage after attacking.
3. Every stage is cut, leaving only Hanenbow.
4. BSoD appears as Assist Trophy and when you summon it, it crashes your game, losing a your data.
5. Make every Fighter fat after eating food. They would slowly roll on the ground.
6. A character, who always coughs for no reason.
7. Every KO ends with blood and guts spilling out on the screen.
8. Make every spirit battle by just making Fighter strong like Saitama.

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

The next Smash Bros. includes a function where there's exactly 10,000 Spirits, all of which exist on a dedicated Smash Bros. blockchain marketplace. They can be bought or sold as NFTs, as can other exclusive content such as exclusive artwork, character skins, music, unique character abilities, unique voices - basically everything except the fighters and stages themselves. The bad press will result in Nintendo pushing NFTs and the concept of the blockchain as a vital part of the community for the next decade.

 

[fogbadge]

New bad changes:
1. Every Fighter has earpiercing Dalek-like voice.

hearing daleks say video game quotes would keep me amused for hours

 

[HyperSomari64]

Add a playable Igglybuff, and make them the Pichu equivalent to Jigglypuff.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Add a playable Igglybuff, and make them the Pichu equivalent to Jigglypuff.

Why do you keep posting good ideas

 

[HyperSomari64]

Why do you keep posting good ideas

I thought it sounded worser in my mind.
Anyway, here's another one:
Add the Super Crown as an item, but only Toadette can use it. And since she's not available in a playable status, this item is useless.

 

[Diddy Kong]

• Add Meowth in 64 instead of Jigglypuff
• Make his moveset the original Diddy Kong
• Add Diddy in Melee and make him a clone of Meowth
• Spend every game since Melee decloning the two but keeping Diddy a semi-clone

Am so confused by this

 

[fogbadge]

Am so confused by this

i think that was the point

 

[Perkilator]

Am so confused by this

The joke is Meowth having a variation of Diddy’s moveset, and Diddy being a clone if he were in Melee.

 

[Oddball]

In order to keep the characters more accurate to their source material, Ness, Lucas, Cloud, and Hero are now only allowed to move and attack when it's their turn.

 

[fogbadge]

In order to keep the characters more accurate to their source material, Ness, Lucas, Cloud, and Hero are now only allowed to move and attack when it's their turn.

and the pokemon

 

[Oddball]

and the pokemon

I knew I was forgetting something. Thank you.

 

[Baysha]

Put me in the game.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Put me in the game.

But how your moveset would look like in Smash?

 

[Baysha]

But how your moveset would look like in Smash?

All of my moves are just thinking of and writing down really cool moveset ideas but not actually doing them.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

All of my moves are just thinking of and writing down really cool moveset ideas but not actually doing them.

Thanks for answer.

 

[Geno Boost]

Updating Captain Falcon voice

 

[fogbadge]

Leaning into the original idea that this was the playtime of a child and replace all voices and sound effects with a small boy doing them

 

[HyperSomari64]

Add Nepgear to the game, and make the Conquest ending her final smash.

 

[Lenidem]

• Every Character is one-dimensional

I'm curious. What would it look like?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I'm curious. What would it look like?

Well, they are gonna be thin lines.
(They also won't gonna have voice and personalities)

 

[HyperSomari64]

To pay homage to Sonic CD, if you don't play him for 3 minutes he will say "I'm outta here" as he loses all his stocks.

 

[FazDude]

Falco no longer has grounded attacks, including tilts, smashes, and grabs. After all, he prefers the air.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Another portion of very bad suggestions? Well, here it is:
1. Every female character is voiced by Cardi B.
2. Mii Fighter has an echo fighter: Wojak (The white meme guy) (Wojak has weaker moveset and you could only change his face)
3. Cut Mario from next Smash and make him paid DLC Character (The price would 10 million $).
4. New boss: Ellie from The Last of Us (She would act like in her game, she would be the most hardest boss in game)
5. Kirby's an Jigglypuff's new Neutral Specials are inflating themselves until they get popped and die.
6. Shadow the Hedgehog gets in, but his neutral B is gun and when he kills someone with it, it gets deleted from the roster.
7. Add "Sonic CD US Game over song" to smash and it would loop endlessly.
8. Add Chin from Hong Kong 97 as playable character, but his moveset would make him look like a laughing stock.
9. Each time you get killed in spirit battle, the spirit dissappears from Map (World of Light) or board (Spirit board) for eternity.
10. Bots are added to smash, but they always cheat in game.

 

[HyperSomari64]

For Smash 7, make Mega Man's face the same one as in Megaman Sprite Comic, but in 3D.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

1. Next smash's announcer would speak incomprehensible gibberish. (All he would do is mumbling)
2. New Yoshi Assist trophy: The exploding fat guy from Yoshi's Island commercial.
3. Add Bigley as Miiverse rep into Smash, but make him really small.
4. Add another Mario to the game, but with worse moveset than OG one. (Making him a "clone")
5. New hand: Baby hand (It would be the weakest boss in the game)
6. Add Shrek to smash, but in Shrek Super Party version of himself.
7. New Mario rep: Flagpole.
8. Add Wild Woody to the game and his final smash would be compilation of all cutscenes from Wild Woody game.
9. Guto from Video Brinquedo as 4th Party rep. (He represents mockbusters)
10. Sonic CD Boss theme (North America) as new Sonic song for next smash.

 

[Lenidem]

7. New Mario rep: Flagpole.

If this ever happened, pretty sure a lot of fanboys would scream that Sakurai is a genius.

 

[Infinity Sorcerer]

Add any 4th party.