....if you were truly the Cool Hat Club then Shaya, Toby, and Liam would have "kool" hats. Since I am the King of Hats, and have never heard nor seen said hats, they do not exist ergo are not "kool".
cool, not kool.
just because you havnt seen said hats, doesnt mean they dont exist, besides you've only ever met toby and liam once in your life and shaya... well lets not go there shall we.
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I chose top 5 for emphasis on awesomeness. Quality not quantity dear Luke.
you are right, quality not quantity, however "king" is a fairly illustrious title and to claim it you would surely need both quality not quantity, now 5 is not quantity, and as for quality... well lets review that list shall we?
1. Top Hat - an old classic sure, but old and way too overused.
2. Irish Golf Cap - golfers are ****ers
3. Cowboy Hat - the only kind of cowboys that wear these kind of hats are the gay kind, or American girls trying to pass themselves off as attractive. your not some American girl trying to pass herself off as attractive are you?
4. ASSAULT Trucker Cap - a trucker cap is a fairly common (read: unroyale) hat, and the brand is of one that has never won a crew battle as far as I'm aware.
5. Madman Beanie - the beanie look only really works if you are snowboarding, luckyily madman is a great company though.
sure you may be the self appointed king of hats, but can you really say your the king of hats with 5 "mediocre" hats?
this whole conversation, riveting as it is, stems from extreme jealousy over teds wario hat. shame on you.