Funny things you've written on a test

[PsychoIncarnate]

Is snape a bad guy? ...Because I don't like Dumbledore

 

[KosukeKGA]

Just yesterday, I had the chance to do this!

In my English class, we had a pop quiz on the first 5 chapters of a book that I did not read.

First question: What did Mortenson want to leave on top of the mountain?

My answer: A baby panda, because he's mean and sadistic.

Second (last) question: What was the name of the mountain?

My answer: Mount Pandabandonment.

I thought I was pretty clever there, yes.

Three Cups of Tea IS ****ing boring. Good choice.
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I feel like a terrible person for not participating in such antics you guys did. That Calvin and Hobbes one sounds legit.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I write weird things on the back of tests and stuff. Like "mmm pancakes"

 

[teeman92]

"do A Barrel Roll!"

 

[M.K]

Heh, I usually leave the answers blank just in case we do peer grading, then we fill in the answers for each other as they call them out XD.

...but these sound awesome. I can't wait until my next test, now I just need to find one that ISN'T on a Scantron.

 

[:mad:]

Somebody say Calvin and Hobbes?!

I just write some pretty smart*** stuff if I don't know it. Like if it's a math question, I used to just write "Christ on a cracker, this is too hard."

 

[IrArby]

Is snape a bad guy? ...Because I don't like Dumbledore

Depends what you mean really? I know more than is neccesarily cool to know about the book series. Don't see how anyone could not like Dumbledore unless you're talking about the film version.

@Sonic the Baron: I'm loving the Avatar reference. Sublte yet scary.

When my friend was running for Prom Court or King or whatever it is, he had to participate in an assembly and among other things talk about his future plans in life. He came to me so we could work out an amusing answer.

We decided he would dedicate his future life to the creation of a telvision show wherein, cross-dressing women would undergo gender reassignment surgeries and begin their new lives as men.

The title of the show was to be Susan B. Anthony.

Unfortunately, they didn't allow him to put that cause they're a bunch of ***** whipped narcs so . . .

 

[DemonFart]

"I'm super cereal"

 

[Sonic24]

My phone number! (on accident)

 

[~rh]

^ How does that happen?

 

[F8AL]

^ How does that happen?

Maybe during a math test?

 

[Sonic24]

Well one of my friends wanted my phone number, and we were taking a test and had no paper so i just wrote it on my test ^^

 

[~rh]

Oh okay aha. I thought it was some sort of ridiculous math question and it ended up as your phone number.

 

[zrky]

someday on a test that doesn't count much, I have got to write some of these 'answers'

 

[smashbot226]

I remember on an extra credit organ identification part in my Science final, I didn't originally know three organs on there.

So I named them Mister Thingle, McCavity. and Bonk.

 

[Mini Mic]

My inability to answer this question is probably more a reflection of your inability to teach than it is a reflection of my own lack of effort in class.

 

[Mic_128]

Wow, I'll definitely have to remember that one for exams.

 

[Mini Mic]

Great way to make enemies in all the wrong places.

 

[Sonic24]

Actually did have a question like that the question was "Write down anything you would like me to know" and i wrote my phone number haha

 

[ƸArcher¤AngelusƷ]

lol nice one hm the wierdest question i've gotten on a test would be "who do u think is the weirdest teacher in the whole school?"

My answer was "the one who wrote this question in the first place" and under neath it i drew up a stick figure mascaring a crowd ....... i really don't know what i got on that test but i still have a A+

 

[Darkened]

Lol, I gotta remember to try one of these on one of my tests these days.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

We got back an old test today in math class today. I saw that my friend put "You just don't." for a problem that asked to find X.

 

[Morrigan]

I wrote way too many funny things in math. I probably ended up writing something ridiculous and didn't even realize. I sucked at math. Ugh, I don't even wanna remember.

 

[Smash_Gigas]

I got sick of a 60-question English work once... so I started writing in Spanish to try to keep my attention on it.

I don't remember if I got 'em right or wrong.

 

[Limeee]

one time in grade 6 my friend was an idiot and we were doing a social test, the question was what is a staple food? and one of the answers (multiple choice) was it is a food that tastes like metal so i said it was that and he failed the test :D

he was almost crying lol

 

[SkylerOcon]

I think I will answer any question that I do not know the answer to that is asking me about a specific term, place, person, or thing with "Whatever the Wikipedia article says".

Yes, that will do nicely.

 

[Red Arremer]

Chemistry:
"Where is methane found?" - Among the answers: "Farts, Cows"
"Draw a monomer" - I drew a single stick figure with a sadface.
"Draw a polymer" - I drew 3 stick figures holding hands with happy faces.
"Draw a starting reaction" - I drew a rocket start.

 

[c3gill]

On a German Test in my AP German class (back in high school, about 3 years ago)- I made some direct comparisons between my german teacher and hitler.

she was a 26 year old morman. and pretty hot too.

After she graded the tests, she asked me about it- I dropped it for a few days, brought it up again one day in a computer lab (she was pissing me off), and got thrown out of the class permanently.

edit- oh in those comparisions, she was hitler and i was the jews. she was killing my gpa, if i remember correctly.

 

[Deleted member]

My friend drew an inappropriate male body part on his Spanish test.

 

[_Phloat_]

On a German Test in my AP German class (back in high school, about 3 years ago)- I made some direct comparisons between my german teacher and hitler.

she was a 26 year old morman. and pretty hot too.

After she graded the tests, she asked me about it- I dropped it for a few days, brought it up again one day in a computer lab (she was pissing me off), and got thrown out of the class permanently.

edit- oh in those comparisions, she was hitler and i was the jews. she was killing my gpa, if i remember correctly.

Ooh, I would love a transcript XD

 

[DtJ Jungle]

My inability to answer this question is probably more a reflection of your inability to teach than it is a reflection of my own lack of effort in class.

I wish i had the balls to write something like this on a test.

 

[tsilver33]

Anytime I write a long paper, that are meant to be written as if your writing a random person on the street, I always make sure to include references to things that happened in class inside of parenthesis. It's hilarious, atleast to me. I think I'll do the ACDC on my multiple choice test tomorrow. With a message like (+4 respect points if you get the reference. ) on it. XD

 

[Moy]

On an english test today, the question's numbers skipped from 42 to 44.

I was craving for Dr. Pepper. So question 43 i put "Dr.Pepper = energy".

 

[Jeet Kune Do]

Well, I never really wrote funny stuff on tests...

But my history teacher gives us these really long study guides, and we have to give him long paragraph answers which he doesn't even read. Our class likes to write random stuff in the paragraphs, like the names of Pokemon (we're nerds) or song lyrics. Just to test him, I have written stuff in my study guide submissions, random stuff like GIRUGAMESH. I haven't really been caught yet, haha, although others have.

 

[1048576]

Heh, I had a history teacher who only skimmed for completion. Near the end of the year I caught on, so I handed in the same definitions with the new words written in for the last three homeworks.

 

[bobson]

"I don't know, but I can recite pi to fifteen digits."

 

[Rain(ame)]

I pretty much broke down why part of the reading section in a standardized test was utterly pointless and a waste of my time and other students' in the written answer portion. I got the highest score possible on that question, too, xD.

 

[teeman92]

square root of 100 is 25.

 

[PCHU]

I think I wrote OVER 9,000 on a test once, but the teacher never saw it.

I've got to do something stupid before my sophomore year.
But I don't know what >_<

 

[Moon of the Strawberries]

Once we had an vocabulary quiz in english class that had ten words that all meant 'cruel' or 'unfair' (or something like that, it was awile back). Since it was a multiple choice and my teacher was VERY picky about the answers, I struggled with it slightly. At the end of the multiple choice there was a section that asked to write an essay using each of the words so I wrote an essay roughly about how "the cruelty of the board of education to require students to take a test as complicated and confusing as such."

I failed the quiz.